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Mod f x square dx.

2
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So please finish
Percival by next time.

3
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I know many of you had
this as undergraduates, but
it won't hurt to brush up.

4
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Thank you, Steven.

5
00:03:55,119 --> 00:03:59,912
I also
put an advanced Fourier system
on the main hallway chalkboard.

6
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And I'm hoping that one
of you might prove it by
the end of the semester.

7
00:04:02,835 --> 00:04:05,587
 
Now, the person to do so will
not only be in my good graces...

8
00:04:05,714 --> 00:04:08,963
 
but also
go on to fame and fortune...

9
00:04:09,091 --> 00:04:11,843
 
by having their accomplishment
recorded and their name printed...

10
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in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech.

11
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Former winners include Nobel
laureates, Field's medal winners...

12
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renowned astrophysicists
and lowly M.I.T. Professors.

13
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Well, that's all.

14
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If you have any questions,
I'm sure that Tom has the answers.

15
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- Hi, Will.
- Kirsten, how you doing?

16
00:05:09,317 --> 00:05:11,605
 
- I'm all right. How are you?
- Good.

17
00:05:11,736 --> 00:05:14,108
 
- I didn't get on Cathy last night.
- No?

18
00:05:14,239 --> 00:05:15,519
 
- No.
- Why not?

19
00:05:15,657 --> 00:05:18,574
 
- I don't know. Cathy!
- What?

20
00:05:18,701 --> 00:05:22,070
Why didn't you give me none of
that nasty little hoochie-woochie
you usually throw at me?

21
00:05:22,205 --> 00:05:25,953
 
Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse,
Chuckie.

22
00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:29,951
 
Like I'd waste my energy spreadin'
my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick?

23
00:05:30,087 --> 00:05:33,420
- So go home
and give it a tug yourself.
- Tootsie Roll!

24
00:05:33,549 --> 00:05:35,458
 
 
Toot-Toots!

25
00:05:35,592 --> 00:05:38,677
 
 
She's missin' a tooth, Will.

26
00:05:38,804 --> 00:05:41,805
 
She's got skin problems.
I don't...

27
00:05:41,932 --> 00:05:44,554
Plus, it's like 5-to-2,
Morgan ends up marryin' her,
you know what I mean?

28
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There's only so many times you
can bang your friend's future wife.

29
00:05:47,854 --> 00:05:50,310
 
It's wrong.
Where you goin'?

30
00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:54,901
- I'm gonna take off.
- Fuck you, you're takin'
off. It's like, what, 10:00?

31
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I'm tired.

32
00:05:59,575 --> 00:06:01,401
 
 
Irish curse?

33
00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:04,405
 
She don't know.
There ain't no Irish curse.

34
00:07:12,729 --> 00:07:14,686
 
- Out!
- Stop brushing me back.

35
00:07:14,814 --> 00:07:18,978
 
Stop crowding the plate!
Which one will it be?

36
00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:23,231
 
You're gonna get charged,
you know that.

37
00:07:23,365 --> 00:07:27,113
You think
I'm afraid of you, you big fuck?
You're crowdin' the fuckin' plate.

38
00:07:27,243 --> 00:07:31,870
Hey, uh, Casey's
bouncin' up a bar, uh, at Harvard
next week. We should go up there.

39
00:07:31,998 --> 00:07:34,074
 
- What are we gonna do up there?
- I don't know.

40
00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:38,206
 
We'll fuck up some smart kids.
You'll probably fit right in.

41
00:07:40,131 --> 00:07:42,752
 
 
Ow! Fuckin' punk!

42
00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:45,592
 
- Oh, what's up? You still tough?
- Come on!

43
00:07:46,512 --> 00:07:49,050
 
- You want this?
- Ah, come on, come on. That's it.

44
00:07:50,849 --> 00:07:55,844
 
 
I'd hold you forever here

45
00:07:55,979 --> 00:07:59,562
 
 
In my arms

46
00:07:59,691 --> 00:08:01,269
 
- Professor Lambeau?
- Yes?

47
00:08:01,402 --> 00:08:05,233
I'm in your applied
theories class. We're all up
at the math and science building.

48
00:08:05,363 --> 00:08:09,148
 
 
Come here. It's Saturday!

49
00:08:09,284 --> 00:08:11,775
 
Unless you want to have a drink
with me tonight.

50
00:08:11,912 --> 00:08:14,912
 
Maybe. We just couldn't wait
until Monday to find out.

51
00:08:15,039 --> 00:08:18,705
 
- Find out what?
- Who proved the theorem.

52
00:08:40,606 --> 00:08:44,556
 
This is correct.
Who did this?

53
00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:46,900
 
- Jack?
- It wasn't me.

54
00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:49,654
 
- Nemesh?
- No way.

55
00:08:53,785 --> 00:08:56,491
 
- Come on, Joey Mac!
- Billy, McNamara's up.

56
00:08:56,622 --> 00:08:58,994
 
 
Come on, kid!

57
00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:01,366
- Joey, dig
it out of there. Dig it out!
- I love the pitch!

58
00:09:01,502 --> 00:09:04,917
Lay it down, Mac. That's
how to do it! Attaboy!
Take two, Mac, take two!

59
00:09:06,256 --> 00:09:08,628
 
- Nice hit.
- Taylor, you're up.

60
00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:12,459
Hey, Morgan,
who's the girl with the striped
pants? She's got a nice ass.

61
00:09:12,596 --> 00:09:15,513
 
- Yeah, that's a real nice ass.
- Who's the guy she's with?

62
00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,092
 
Lt's that fuckin' guinea. I hate
that little bitch. Will knows him.

63
00:09:19,227 --> 00:09:21,599
 
- You know him?
- Yeah, fuckin' Carmine Scarpaglia.

64
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,722
 
That kid used to beat the shit
out of me in kindergarten.

65
00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:25,600
 
- That guy?
- Yeah.

66
00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,650
 
Fuck this.
Let's get some food.

67
00:09:29,779 --> 00:09:31,903
 
Oh, what, Morgan,
you're not gonna go talk to her?

68
00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:33,360
 
 
Fuck her.

69
00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:36,112
 
- I could go for a Whopper.
- Let's go to Kelly's.

70
00:09:36,244 --> 00:09:39,244
Morgan, I'm not goin'
to Kelly's just 'cause you
like the take-out girl.

71
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:43,784
- It's 15 minutes out of our way.
- What the fuck are we gonna
do? We can't spare 15 minutes?

72
00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:47,162
 
 
Double burger.

73
00:09:49,799 --> 00:09:51,791
 
 
Double burger?

74
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,168
 
 
Chuck I had a double burger

75
00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:58,009
 
Would you shut the fuck up? I know
what you ordered. I was there.

76
00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:01,141
- So give me my fuckin' sandwich.
- What do you mean, your
sandwich? I bought it.

77
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,977
 
Morgan, how
much money you got on you?

78
00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:07,017
I said I'd get change when
I get the snow cone. I said
that before when we pulled up.

79
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,355
 
Why don't you just gimme my
sandwich and stop bein' a prick?

80
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,773
All right, well, give
me your fuckin' 16 cents
that you got on you now.

81
00:10:11,774 --> 00:10:14,063
 
We'll put your
fuckin' sandwich on layaway.

82
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:18,065
Here we go. Keep it right
up here for ya. We'll
put you on a programme.

83
00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:21,487
Every day you come in with your
six cents. At the end of the week,
you get your sandwich.

84
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,322
- Are you gonna be an asshole?
- What am I,
fuckin' sandwich welfare?

85
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,250
 
I think you should establish
a good line of credit.

86
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,662
 
Like how you bought your couch:
Payment plans.

87
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,549
 
Remember how your mother brought in
ten dollars every day for a year?

88
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,418
 
She finally got her couch
Rent-A-Center style.

89
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:38,837
- Can I have my food now, please?
- Here's
your fuckin' double burger.

90
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,012
 
- Whoa!
- Hey, hold up, Chuck.

91
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,431
 
- Slow it down.
- Who do we got?

92
00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:48,135
 
- I don't know yet.
- Hey, douche bag!

93
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,522
 
- Yeah, you, you skank face!
- Shut the fuck up!

94
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,604
 
- Let's get outta here. - What are
you worried about? - Come on, Will.

95
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,397
 
 
Why don't you lick my love stick?

96
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:59,946
We just seen the guy 15 minutes ago
at the park. If we was gonna fight
him, we should fight him then.

97
00:11:00,075 --> 00:11:02,910
 
- We got snacks now.
- Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'.

98
00:11:03,036 --> 00:11:05,195
 
- I'm not goin'. - So
don't go. - I am not goin'!

99
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,738
 
 
Fuckin' go, Morgan.

100
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,540
 
 
Let me tell you somethin'.

101
00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:12,204
If you're not out there in
two fuckin' seconds, when I'm
done with them,  you're next.

102
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:16,382
Carmine, it's me. It's me,
Will. Remember? We went
to kindergarten together.

103
00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:20,886
 
Way down the street
there's a light in his place

104
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,550
 
He opens the door
He's got that look on his face

105
00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:34,147
 
- Fuckin', let's go, man!
- Step on his fuckin' head.

106
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:38,225
 
Get his ass on the ground.
Stop that motherfucker.

107
00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:46,572
 
 
Motherfucker, die!

108
00:11:46,704 --> 00:11:49,243
 
- Carter!
- Come on!

109
00:12:01,302 --> 00:12:04,920
 
 
Will! Will, come on! Come on.

110
00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:08,428
 
Will, come on.
Let's go, let's go.

111
00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:13,262
- Easy, brother, easy.
- Hey, fellas,
thanks for comin' out.

112
00:12:13,397 --> 00:12:15,271
 
- Come here.
- Whoa, whoa!

113
00:12:22,614 --> 00:12:24,108
 
 
Fuck!

114
00:12:31,248 --> 00:12:35,709
 
Ls this just my imagination,
or has my class grown considerably?

115
00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:41,250
Well, by no stretch of
my imagination do I believe you've
all come here to hear me lecture.

116
00:12:41,382 --> 00:12:46,377
Or rather,
to ascertain the identity of
the mystery math magician.

117
00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:51,305
So without further adieu,
come forward, silent rogue,
and receive thy prize.

118
00:13:02,486 --> 00:13:06,070
 
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint
my spectators, but...

119
00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:08,986
 
it seems there will be
no unmasking here today.

120
00:13:09,118 --> 00:13:12,737
 
However, um, my colleagues and I
have conferred...

121
00:13:12,872 --> 00:13:15,908
 
and there is a problem
on the board right now...

122
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,164
 
that took us more than two years
to prove.

123
00:13:19,044 --> 00:13:22,828
 
So let this be said: The
gauntlet has been thrown down...

124
00:13:22,965 --> 00:13:27,009
 
but the faculty have answered
and answered with vigour.

125
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,723
 
- Hi.
- When's the arraignment?

126
00:13:41,858 --> 00:13:43,732
 
 
Next week.

127
00:14:10,845 --> 00:14:14,973
 
- Sorry. - What are
you doing? - Sorry.

128
00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,471
 
That's people's work.
You can't graffiti here.

129
00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:20,353
 
- Don't you walk away from me!
- Hey, fuck you!

130
00:14:20,479 --> 00:14:23,433
 
Oh, you're a clever one.
What's your name?

131
00:14:46,046 --> 00:14:47,789
 
 
Oh, my God.

132
00:14:54,638 --> 00:14:56,595
 
 
Looks right.

133
00:15:11,904 --> 00:15:14,941
 
Will, how retarded do you gotta be
to get fired from that job?

134
00:15:15,075 --> 00:15:17,648
I mean, how
hard is it to push a motherfuckin'
broom around the room?

135
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:20,240
 
Mitch, you got fired from pushin'
a fuckin' broom.

136
00:15:20,371 --> 00:15:22,115
 
I got fired 'cause management
was restructuring.

137
00:15:22,248 --> 00:15:25,202
 
Yeah, restructuring the amount of
retards they had workin' for 'em.

138
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:27,410
 
Shut up. You get canned
more than tuna, bitch.

139
00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:30,914
- At least I got a motherfuckin'
job right now, don't I?
- Yeah.

140
00:15:31,048 --> 00:15:35,591
- Why did you
get fired, Will? Come on.
- Uh, management was restructuring.

141
00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:39,634
- My uncle could probably
get you on a demo team.
- Can he do that?

142
00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:44,011
- You kiddin' me? I asked you
yesterday if I could get a job.
- And I told you "no" yesterday.

143
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,682
 
- What's up, Case? - What's
up, Case? - What's up, Big Case?

144
00:15:49,441 --> 00:15:52,775
 
 
Let's sit over here.

145
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,570
 
Oh, this is,
this is a Harvard bar, huh?

146
00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:05,242
 
I thought there'd be, like,
equations and shit on the walls.

147
00:16:07,124 --> 00:16:10,992
 
I will take a pitcher
of the finest lager in the house.

148
00:16:17,969 --> 00:16:22,096
Time-out. I'm gonna have to bust
a little move on them Harvard
hotties down there at the bar.

149
00:16:22,223 --> 00:16:25,722
 
- Work some magic.
- Get some potion for us.

150
00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:44,201
 
- Oh, hello.
- Oh, hello.

151
00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:46,237
 
- Hi, how are ya?
- Fine.

152
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,411
 
- So, do you ladies, uh...
- Come here often?

153
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:53,535
Do I come here?
I come here a bit. I'm here, uh,
uh, you know, from time to time.

154
00:16:53,671 --> 00:16:55,912
 
- Do you go to school here?
- Yep.

155
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,915
- Yeah. That's it. Yes, I
think I had a class with you.
- Oh, yeah?

156
00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:02,377
 
- What class?
- History.

157
00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:05,430
 
- Maybe.
- Yes, I think that's what it was.

158
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:09,057
You don't
necessarily... May not remember
me. You know, I like it here.

159
00:17:09,186 --> 00:17:11,392
 
It doesn't mean 'cause I go here,
I'm a genius.

160
00:17:11,521 --> 00:17:12,801
 
- I am very smart.
- Hey.

161
00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:15,145
 
- Hey! How's it goin'? How are ya?
- Good. How ya doin'?

162
00:17:15,274 --> 00:17:17,813
- You wanna...
- What, uh... What class
did you, did you say that was?

163
00:17:17,944 --> 00:17:19,818
 
- History.
- History. Yeah.

164
00:17:19,946 --> 00:17:23,446
 
Just history? Lt must've been
a survey course then, huh?

165
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,117
 
- Yeah, it was. It was surveys.
- Right.

166
00:17:25,243 --> 00:17:27,912
 
You should check it out. It's a
good course. It'd be a good class.

167
00:17:28,037 --> 00:17:29,496
 
 
How'd you like that course?

168
00:17:29,622 --> 00:17:34,498
You know, frankly,
I found the class, you know,
rather, uh, elementary.

169
00:17:34,627 --> 00:17:36,703
 
Elementary. You know,
I don't doubt that it was.

170
00:17:36,837 --> 00:17:40,088
 
- Yeah.
- I, uh, I remember that class.

171
00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:43,964
 
It was, um, it was
just between recess and lunch.

172
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,586
 
 
Clark, why don't you go away?

173
00:17:46,722 --> 00:17:48,798
 
- Why don't you relax?
- Why don't you go just away?

174
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,806
 
I'm just having fun with
my new friend. That's all.

175
00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:53,889
- What, we gonna have a problem?
- No, no, no, no, no.
There's no problem here.

176
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:57,935
 
I was just hoping you might give me
some insight into the evolution...

177
00:17:58,066 --> 00:18:01,317
 
of the market economy
in the southern colonies.

178
00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:05,229
 
My contention is that, uh,
prior to the Revolutionary War...

179
00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:09,613
 
the economic modalities, especially
in the southern colonies...

180
00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:12,366
 
could most
aptly be characterized as...

181
00:18:12,497 --> 00:18:14,288
- agrarian precapitalist.
- Let me tell
you something. All right?

182
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,658
 
Of course that's your contention.
You're a first-year grad student.

183
00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:19,960
You just got finished
readin' some Marxian historian,
Pete Garrison, probably.

184
00:18:20,088 --> 00:18:22,958
You're gonna be convinced
of that till next month
when you get to James Lemon.

185
00:18:23,091 --> 00:18:26,341
Then you're gonna be talkin'
about how the economies of
Virginia and Pennsylvania...

186
00:18:26,469 --> 00:18:29,256
 
were entrepreneurial and capitalist
way back in 1740.

187
00:18:29,388 --> 00:18:32,888
That's gonna last
until next year. You're gonna be in
here regurgitatin' Gordon Wood...

188
00:18:33,018 --> 00:18:36,018
 
talkin' about, you know,
the prerevolutionary utopia...

189
00:18:36,145 --> 00:18:40,439
 
and the capital-forming effects
of military mobilization.

190
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:44,564
Well, as a matter of fact, I
won't, because Wood drastically
underestimates the impact of...

191
00:18:44,695 --> 00:18:48,396
"Wood drastically,
Wood drastically underestimates the
impact of social distinctions...

192
00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:51,569
 
predicated upon wealth,
especially inherited wealth"?

193
00:18:51,702 --> 00:18:55,866
 
You got that from Vickers' Work
in Essex County. Page 98, right?

194
00:18:55,998 --> 00:18:58,489
Yeah, I read that, too.
Were you gonna plagiarize
the whole thing for us?

195
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:02,291
 
Do you have any thoughts, uh,
of your own on this matter?

196
00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:03,999
 
Or do you... Is that your thing?
You come into a bar.

197
00:19:04,131 --> 00:19:08,591
You read some obscure passage
and then pretend... You,
You pawn it off as your own...

198
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:13,464
 
As your own idea just to impress
some girls? Embarrass my friend?

199
00:19:13,598 --> 00:19:15,407
 
See, the sad thing
about a guy like you is,

200
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:17,217
 
in 50 years you're gonna start
doin' some thinkin' on your own.

201
00:19:17,353 --> 00:19:19,724
And you're gonna come
up with the fact that there
are two certainties in life.

202
00:19:19,855 --> 00:19:22,524
 
 
One: Don't do that.

203
00:19:22,649 --> 00:19:25,401
 
And two: You dropped 150 grand
on a fuckin' education...

204
00:19:25,527 --> 00:19:28,693
 
you could've got for $1.50 in late
charges at the public library.

205
00:19:30,948 --> 00:19:33,321
 
 
Yeah, but I will have a degree...

206
00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:37,365
and you'll be servin' my
kids fries at a drive through
on our way to a skiing trip.

207
00:19:38,998 --> 00:19:41,916
 
Yeah, maybe. Yeah, but at least
I won't be unoriginal.

208
00:19:43,211 --> 00:19:44,918
 
But I mean,
if you have a problem with that,

209
00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:46,626
 
I mean, we could just step
outside. We could figure it out.

210
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:52,004
 
No, man, there's no problem.
It's cool.

211
00:19:52,136 --> 00:19:54,377
 
- It's cool?
- Yeah. - Cool.

212
00:19:54,513 --> 00:19:56,921
 
- Fuckin' damn right, it's cool.
- How do you like me now?

213
00:20:00,728 --> 00:20:03,302
 
 
My boy's wicked smart.

214
00:20:04,857 --> 00:20:07,727
I just spent three minutes
in this fuckin' place,
and run into a barney, huh?

215
00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:11,649
 
Well, there it is.
Hello, nice to meet ya.

216
00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:14,734
 
They were fine, man. I was gonna...
We was gonna close the deal...

217
00:20:14,866 --> 00:20:18,153
 
but then Chuck, uh,
Billy insulted one of 'em...

218
00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:21,869
and the heavyset girl said that
I even had a receding hairline,
and I was a few pounds overweight.

219
00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:24,240
 
And I was like,
"Go fuck yourself. "

220
00:20:25,628 --> 00:20:27,750
 
 
I swallowed a bug.

221
00:20:29,047 --> 00:20:30,422
 
 
Hi.

222
00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:33,254
 
- You're an idiot.
- What?

223
00:20:33,385 --> 00:20:37,762
You're an idiot. I've been sitting
over there for 45 minutes waiting
for you to come and talk to me.

224
00:20:37,889 --> 00:20:40,130
 
But I'm tired now,
and I have to go home.

225
00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:42,936
 
And I, I couldn't sit there
any more waiting for you.

226
00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:45,018
 
- Wh... I'm Will.
- Skylar.

227
00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:46,770
 
- Skylar.
- Oh, and by the way...

228
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:50,349
 
that guy over there,
Michael Bolton clone...

229
00:20:50,485 --> 00:20:52,442
 
he wasn't sitting with us,
so to speak.

230
00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:54,443
 
Yeah, I know.
I kinda got that impression.

231
00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:57,739
 
Good. Okay.
Well, I've got to go.

232
00:20:57,867 --> 00:21:01,816
Gotta get up early and
waste some more money on
my overpriced education.

233
00:21:01,954 --> 00:21:04,492
 
- No, I didn't mean you. I...
- Ah, that's all right.

234
00:21:04,624 --> 00:21:07,909
 
There's my number. So maybe we can
go out for coffee sometime.

235
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:12,088
All right, yeah. May-Maybe
we can just get together
and eat a bunch of caramels.

236
00:21:12,215 --> 00:21:15,962
- What do you mean?
- When you think about it, it's
as arbitrary as drinkin' coffee.

237
00:21:16,093 --> 00:21:18,714
 
 
Oh. Yeah. Okay.

238
00:21:18,846 --> 00:21:21,847
 
- Uh, right, then.
- Come on.

239
00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:31,774
 
- Yo! - Fuck you, bitch!
- Hey, fuck you the same.

240
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:35,483
- There goes them fuckin' barneys
right now with their skiin' trip.
- Hold up. Hold up.

241
00:21:35,612 --> 00:21:38,778
 
I should've
beat that old bitch's ass.

242
00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:47,322
 
 
Do you like apples?

243
00:21:48,749 --> 00:21:50,826
 
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

244
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:55,753
 
Well, I got her number!
How do you like them apples?

245
00:21:59,969 --> 00:22:04,845
 
 
We arrived tonight

246
00:22:04,974 --> 00:22:09,682
 
 
The miles were over me

247
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:16,556
 
 
I turned off the light

248
00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:21,567
 
 
So, come on, night

249
00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:28,661
 
 
Everyone is gone

250
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:34,452
 
 
Home to oblivion

251
00:22:35,879 --> 00:22:41,715
 
 
So come on

252
00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:46,055
 
 
So come on by

253
00:22:47,891 --> 00:22:49,764
 
 
Tom.

254
00:22:54,022 --> 00:22:57,890
 
Excuse me. Is this the Buildings
and Grounds office?

255
00:22:58,026 --> 00:23:00,232
 
 
Yeah. What can I do for you?

256
00:23:00,361 --> 00:23:02,318
 
I just need the name of a student
who works here.

257
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:04,818
 
- No students work for me.
- Well, could you please check?

258
00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:07,072
 
I have this guy who works in
my building. He's about this high.

259
00:23:07,202 --> 00:23:09,870
 
- Which one is your building?
- Two.

260
00:23:09,996 --> 00:23:12,154
 
 
Two. Building two.

261
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:19,583
 
- Look, if anything was
stolen, I should know about it.

262
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:20,746
 
- No, no, no.
It's nothing like that.

263
00:23:20,882 --> 00:23:22,791
 
 
I just need his name.

264
00:23:22,925 --> 00:23:25,795
 
I can't give you his name
unless you have a complaint.

265
00:23:25,928 --> 00:23:29,095
 
- This is Professor Lambeau.
- And this is Professor Hayes.

266
00:23:29,223 --> 00:23:31,796
 
 
Tom, please.

267
00:23:33,810 --> 00:23:37,061
 
 
This is important. Please.

268
00:23:37,189 --> 00:23:41,103
 
Willy didn't
show up for work today.

269
00:23:41,234 --> 00:23:43,311
 
Got this job through his P.O.
You can call him.

270
00:23:43,445 --> 00:23:47,443
 
- P.O.?
- Yeah. Parole officer.

271
00:23:51,328 --> 00:23:53,202
 
 
Thank you.

272
00:23:54,497 --> 00:23:56,371
 
 
Asshole.

273
00:23:58,752 --> 00:24:03,793
 
There is a lengthy legal precedent,
Your Honour, going back to 1789...

274
00:24:03,923 --> 00:24:07,174
whereby a defendant
can claim self-defense against
an agent of the government...

275
00:24:07,302 --> 00:24:11,595
if that act
is deemed a defence against
tyranny, a defence of liberty.

276
00:24:11,722 --> 00:24:16,052
Your Honour, Henry Ward Beecher,
in Proverbs from the Plymouth
Pulpit, 1887, said, and I quote...

277
00:24:16,185 --> 00:24:18,557
- 1887? This is the 20th
century, Your Honour.
- Excuse me. Excuse me.

278
00:24:18,687 --> 00:24:20,431
- He's gonna
make a mockery of the courtroom.
- I am afforded the right...

279
00:24:20,564 --> 00:24:24,609
to speak in my own defence,
sir, by the Constitution
of the United States.

280
00:24:24,735 --> 00:24:26,152
 
- This is the same document
which guarantees my liberty.

281
00:24:26,153 --> 00:24:27,570
 
- Don't tell me about the
Constitution of the United States.

282
00:24:27,696 --> 00:24:30,152
And liberty,
in case you've forgotten,
is a souI's right to breathe.

283
00:24:30,283 --> 00:24:32,738
 
And when it cannot take a long
breath, laws are girded too tight.

284
00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:35,156
- Without liberty,
man is a syncope.
- Man is a what?

285
00:24:35,287 --> 00:24:38,372
 
- Ibid., Your Honour.
- Son, my turn.

286
00:24:38,499 --> 00:24:43,160
I've been sitting here for
ten minutes now lookin' over
this rap sheet of yours.

287
00:24:43,295 --> 00:24:47,162
 
I just can't believe it.
June '93, assault.

288
00:24:47,299 --> 00:24:49,375
 
 
September '93, assault.

289
00:24:49,509 --> 00:24:53,009
 
 
Grand theft auto, February of '94.

290
00:24:53,138 --> 00:24:57,349
Where, apparently, you
defended yourself and had the
case thrown out by citing...

291
00:24:57,475 --> 00:25:01,805
 
"free property rights of horse
and carriage" from 1798.

292
00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:05,271
 
Joke. January '95,
impersonating an officer.

293
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,350
 
Mayhem, theft, resisting.
All overturned.

294
00:25:09,487 --> 00:25:13,070
 
I'm also aware that you've
been through several foster homes.

295
00:25:13,199 --> 00:25:17,363
 
The state removed you from three
because of serious physical abuse.

296
00:25:17,495 --> 00:25:21,623
 
You know, another judge might care,
but you hit a cop. You're going in.

297
00:25:21,749 --> 00:25:26,043
 
Motion to dismiss is denied.
$50,000 bail.

298
00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:28,708
 
- Thank you.
- Court, rise.

299
00:25:31,217 --> 00:25:33,375
 
- Hello?
- Uh, Skylar?

300
00:25:33,511 --> 00:25:35,669
 
- Yep.
- Hey, uh, it's Will.

301
00:25:35,804 --> 00:25:37,383
 
- Who?
- It's Will.

302
00:25:37,515 --> 00:25:40,551
You know, the really funny,
good-looking guy you met
at the bar the other night.

303
00:25:40,684 --> 00:25:44,219
I don't recall meeting anyone
who matched that description.
I think I'd remember.

304
00:25:44,354 --> 00:25:47,521
Oh, all right,
you got me. It's the ugly,
obnoxious, toothless loser...

305
00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:49,772
 
who got hammered and wouldn't
leave you alone all night.

306
00:25:49,901 --> 00:25:53,946
 
 
Oh, Will! I remember.

307
00:25:54,073 --> 00:25:57,322
 
- How are you? I-I was wondering
if you'd call me. - Yeah, look.

308
00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:59,158
 
- I was wondering...
- Yo, so, baby. What's up?

309
00:25:59,285 --> 00:26:00,946
 
- Hold on one second.
- What you doing?

310
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,487
- Hey!
- What's up,
baby? Want some of my ass?

311
00:26:03,623 --> 00:26:07,241
- Herve! I remember you
from juvi. How you doing?
- What's up, baby? What you doing?

312
00:26:07,377 --> 00:26:09,584
 
 
Ah, yeah, sorry about that. Um...

313
00:26:09,713 --> 00:26:12,417
 
I was wonderin' maybe we could get
together, um, sometime this week.

314
00:26:12,549 --> 00:26:14,873
 
You know, sit out at a cafe.
Maybe have some caramels.

315
00:26:15,009 --> 00:26:17,298
 
- Oh, that sounds wonderful.
- Yeah?

316
00:26:17,429 --> 00:26:19,302
 
 
Yeah. Sure. Where are you?

317
00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:22,217
 
Um, well, actually, this is, uh,
this is just a shot in the dark...

318
00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:26,679
 
but, uh, there's no chance
that you're, uh, pre-law, is there?

319
00:26:30,817 --> 00:26:33,936
 
- Have a seat.
- Thank you.

320
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,979
 
 
Nice talking to ya.

321
00:26:38,408 --> 00:26:40,566
 
 
What the fuck do you want?

322
00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:42,326
 
 
I'm Gerald Lambeau.

323
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:46,112
 
The professor you told
to fuck himself.

324
00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:50,624
 
 
Well, what the fuck do you want?

325
00:26:50,752 --> 00:26:54,833
I've spoken to the judge,
and he's agreed to release
you under my supervision.

326
00:26:55,674 --> 00:26:57,999
 
- Really?
- Yeah.

327
00:27:02,639 --> 00:27:05,130
 
- But under two conditions.
- What are those?

328
00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:07,757
 
First condition is that
you meet with me every week.

329
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:11,429
- What for?
- Go over the
proof you're working on...

330
00:27:11,565 --> 00:27:16,143
 
get into
some, some more advanced...

331
00:27:16,278 --> 00:27:19,314
 
 
combinatorial mathematics...

332
00:27:19,447 --> 00:27:21,321
 
 
finite math.

333
00:27:23,451 --> 00:27:25,325
 
 
Sounds like a real hoot.

334
00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:31,409
 
And the second condition is that,
that you see a therapist.

335
00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:39,583
 
And I'm responsible to submit
reports on those meetings.

336
00:27:39,717 --> 00:27:42,718
 
And if you fail to meet with any
of those conditions...

337
00:27:42,845 --> 00:27:44,718
 
 
you will have to serve time.

338
00:27:44,847 --> 00:27:49,224
All right. I'll do the math,
but I'm not gonna meet
with any fuckin' therapist.

339
00:27:49,352 --> 00:27:53,183
 
It's better than spending that time
in jail, isn't it?

340
00:28:56,959 --> 00:29:01,039
I read your book,
and, uh, and, and "Mike"
was havin' the same problems...

341
00:29:01,171 --> 00:29:03,461
 
that "Chad," the stockbroker,
was havin'.

342
00:29:03,591 --> 00:29:06,544
Absolutely
right. Right on the button.
Good for you, Will. Very nice.

343
00:29:06,677 --> 00:29:08,254
 
 
Thank you.

344
00:29:08,387 --> 00:29:11,590
 
Will, the pressures,
and I'm not judging them...

345
00:29:11,724 --> 00:29:14,393
 
 
I'm not, uh, labelling them...

346
00:29:14,518 --> 00:29:17,471
 
but they are destroying
your potential.

347
00:29:17,604 --> 00:29:22,598
 
Now no more shenanigans. No more
tomfoolery. No more ballyhoo.

348
00:29:22,734 --> 00:29:25,522
 
 
You're right.

349
00:29:25,654 --> 00:29:27,528
 
 
God, I know.

350
00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:31,444
You know, you're
not gonna get off that easily.
Come on, Will, a bit more.

351
00:29:31,576 --> 00:29:33,284
 
Well, I mean, I do, I do do things,
you know? I mean...

352
00:29:33,412 --> 00:29:35,867
 
 
What, uh, what kind of things?

353
00:29:35,997 --> 00:29:39,200
I do things that, you know,
I, uh... You know, I mean,
I hide from, from people.

354
00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:44,126
- You hide, do you?
- No, no. I mean, I like... I,
I go places. I interact, you know.

355
00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:46,793
 
- Really? What sort of places?
- Just certain clubs.

356
00:29:46,924 --> 00:29:48,964
 
More. That's nice, yes.
What sort of clubs?

357
00:29:49,094 --> 00:29:52,094
 
- Like, um, like Fantasy.
- Fantasy?

358
00:29:52,221 --> 00:29:54,095
 
- It's not bad.
- Bit more.

359
00:29:54,223 --> 00:29:58,636
It's just something like
when you get in there and,
the music like owns you.

360
00:29:58,769 --> 00:30:01,307
 
It's like that house music.
It's like...

361
00:30:04,317 --> 00:30:09,144
- You know, you
start dancin'. It's just...
- Boom, boom, boom. Yes.

362
00:30:10,238 --> 00:30:13,156
 
- Yes.
- Yeah.

363
00:30:14,618 --> 00:30:17,073
 
Do you find it hard to hide
the fact that you're gay?

364
00:30:17,204 --> 00:30:20,158
 
What are you... What are you...
What are you talking about? What?

365
00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,828
 
Look, buddy, two seconds ago,
you were ready to give me a jump.

366
00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:26,163
 
 
A jump? Are you...

367
00:30:26,297 --> 00:30:28,455
 
I'm terribly sorry to
disappoint you. But...

368
00:30:28,590 --> 00:30:31,295
I don't have
a problem with it. I don't care
if you putt from the rough.

369
00:30:31,426 --> 00:30:35,210
What are you... P-Putting
from the rough? What on
earth are you talking about?

370
00:30:35,347 --> 00:30:40,553
 
A difficult theorem
can be like a symphony.

371
00:30:40,685 --> 00:30:42,725
 
 
It's very erotic.

372
00:30:42,854 --> 00:30:45,523
 
You go somewhere else.
I can't handle this.

373
00:30:45,648 --> 00:30:48,851
 
- Wow.
- Thank you, Henry.

374
00:30:48,985 --> 00:30:50,444
 
 
Ah, Henry.

375
00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:53,855
Hi, Gerry. Hey, you know
something? I can't do this
pro bono work any more.

376
00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:55,863
 
 
It's just not... It's not worth it.

377
00:30:55,991 --> 00:30:58,565
- What happened?
- Well, I'm going
on national television next week.

378
00:30:58,703 --> 00:31:02,534
I mean, I haven't got time
to tell you, much less talk
to that raving loony in there.

379
00:31:02,665 --> 00:31:05,370
 
 
An absolute lunatic, he is.

380
00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:07,577
 
 
Henry.

381
00:31:07,712 --> 00:31:10,712
 
 
Okay, you are in your bed, Will.

382
00:31:10,839 --> 00:31:14,540
 
 
Now, how old are you?

383
00:31:15,678 --> 00:31:17,551
 
 
Seven.

384
00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:20,171
 
 
What do you see?

385
00:31:21,392 --> 00:31:23,717
 
 
Something's in my room.

386
00:31:23,852 --> 00:31:26,806
 
 
What is it?

387
00:31:26,939 --> 00:31:31,684
 
Lt's like a, uh... It's a figure.
It's, it's hoverin' over me.

388
00:31:31,818 --> 00:31:35,353
 
 
You are in a safe place, Will.

389
00:31:35,489 --> 00:31:39,071
 
 
It's t... It's touching me.

390
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,773
 
 
Where is it touching you?

391
00:31:41,911 --> 00:31:44,663
 
 
Lt's touching me down there.

392
00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:48,247
 
 
And, uh, I'm nervous.

393
00:31:48,376 --> 00:31:52,077
 
 
You don't have to be nervous, Will.

394
00:31:52,213 --> 00:31:56,045
 
 
We start dancin' and dancin'.

395
00:31:56,175 --> 00:32:00,043
 
It's just beautiful,
'cause we can make...

396
00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:04,592
 
A lot of love
before the sun goes down

397
00:32:05,768 --> 00:32:09,516
 
 
Skyrockets in flight

398
00:32:09,647 --> 00:32:12,316
 
 
Afternoon delight

399
00:32:12,441 --> 00:32:16,024
 
- Hey, hey afternoon delight
- Jesus.

400
00:32:16,153 --> 00:32:19,438
 
 
Skyrockets in flight

401
00:32:19,573 --> 00:32:22,989
- I'm sorry, Rich.
- I have better
things to do with my time.

402
00:32:23,118 --> 00:32:26,119
 
 
Hey, hey afternoon delight

403
00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:29,865
 
Come on, one dance! You, you really
hypnotized me, you know.

404
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,993
 
- For God's sake, Will.
- What? Oh, come on.

405
00:32:32,127 --> 00:32:34,119
 
I... He left.
You can't pin that on me.

406
00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:36,876
 
I told you to cooperate
with these people.

407
00:32:37,007 --> 00:32:39,842
 
- Look into my eyes.
- Get out, Will.

408
00:32:39,968 --> 00:32:44,464
 
- I don't need therapy.
- That's enough! Get out!

409
00:32:45,974 --> 00:32:47,848
 
I called Mel Weintraub this morning
to see...

410
00:32:47,976 --> 00:32:50,466
 
 
Oh, what's the use?

411
00:32:50,604 --> 00:32:52,762
 
 
What do you want to do?

412
00:32:57,026 --> 00:32:59,185
 
- Well, there is someone.
- Who is he?

413
00:32:59,321 --> 00:33:02,405
 
 
He used to be my, um...

414
00:33:02,532 --> 00:33:04,820
 
 
my roommate in college.

415
00:33:08,413 --> 00:33:12,077
 
Trust. Very important
in a relationship.

416
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,367
 
It's also very important
in a clinical situation.

417
00:33:14,502 --> 00:33:17,171
 
Why is trust
the most important thing...

418
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,668
 
in making a breakthrough
with a client?

419
00:33:22,176 --> 00:33:26,387
 
Maureen, stop the oral fixation
for a moment and join us.

420
00:33:26,513 --> 00:33:28,387
 
 
Vinnie?

421
00:33:28,516 --> 00:33:32,928
 
 
Um, because, uh...

422
00:33:33,061 --> 00:33:36,182
 
 
Trust is, uh... Trust is life.

423
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:39,897
 
Wow. That's very deep.
Thank you, Vinnie.

424
00:33:40,027 --> 00:33:41,485
 
Next time, get the notes
from your brother.

425
00:33:41,611 --> 00:33:46,155
You know, if a patient doesn't
feel safe enough to trust you,
then he won't be honest with you.

426
00:33:46,283 --> 00:33:48,240
 
Then there's really no point
for them being in therapy.

427
00:33:48,368 --> 00:33:51,369
I mean, hey, if they don't
trust you, you know, you're never
gonna get them to sleep with you.

428
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:53,370
 
And that should be the goal
of any good therapist.

429
00:33:53,498 --> 00:33:55,574
 
Nail them while they're vulnerable.
That's my motto.

430
00:33:56,876 --> 00:33:59,997
 
Oh, good, everyone's back.
Welcome back, everybody.

431
00:34:01,464 --> 00:34:05,164
 
- Hello, Sean.
- Hey, Gerry.

432
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:12,054
 
Um, ladies and gentlemen, we
are in the presence of greatness.

433
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:16,430
Professor Gerald Lambeau,
Field's medal winner for
combinatorial mathematics.

434
00:34:16,563 --> 00:34:19,349
- Hello.
- Anyone know
what the Field's medal is?

435
00:34:19,482 --> 00:34:22,234
 
Lt's a really big deal.
It's like the Nobel prize for math.

436
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,859
 
Except they only give it out
once every four years.

437
00:34:25,988 --> 00:34:28,905
 
It's, it's a great thing.
It's an amazing honour.

438
00:34:29,032 --> 00:34:31,026
 
Okay, everybody, that's
it for today. Thanks. Um...

439
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,947
 
We'll see you Monday.
We'll be talking about Freud.

440
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:37,912
 
Why he did enough cocaine
to kill a small horse. Thank you.

441
00:34:39,084 --> 00:34:40,792
 
 
How are you?

442
00:34:40,919 --> 00:34:43,457
 
- It's good to see you.
- Good to see you.

443
00:34:43,588 --> 00:34:44,787
 
- Sean?
- Yeah?

444
00:34:44,924 --> 00:34:47,675
 
I think I got
something interesting for ya?

445
00:34:47,801 --> 00:34:50,256
 
What? You have to have
blood and urine? What's up?

446
00:34:50,387 --> 00:34:53,180
 
- Why didn't
you come to the reunion?

447
00:34:53,181 --> 00:34:55,974
 
- Time. You know,
I'm... I've been busy.

448
00:34:56,101 --> 00:34:58,058
 
- You were missed.
- Really?

449
00:34:58,186 --> 00:35:01,306
 
So, how long has it been
since we've seen each other?

450
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,773
 
- Before Nancy died.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.

451
00:35:04,901 --> 00:35:07,308
 
I was in Paris.
It was that damn conference.

452
00:35:07,446 --> 00:35:09,153
 
I got your card.
It was nice.

453
00:35:14,618 --> 00:35:16,327
 
- Come here.
- Now, that's a good takedown.

454
00:35:16,454 --> 00:35:20,321
 
Hey, uh, what happened?
Did you, uh, get leniency or what?

455
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:25,250
 
I got, uh, probation and then, uh,
counselling two days a week.

456
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:28,830
 
Joke. You're a smoothie.
Come on, Morgan! Just submit!

457
00:35:30,301 --> 00:35:33,172
 
Hey, Bill, just, just get off him.
We're gonna miss the game.

458
00:35:33,304 --> 00:35:35,261
 
- I've got a full schedule.
- Sean, Sean. - I'm very busy.

459
00:35:35,389 --> 00:35:38,344
 
This, this boy is incredible.
I've never seen anything like him.

460
00:35:38,476 --> 00:35:41,560
 
What makes
him so incredible, Gerry?

461
00:35:41,687 --> 00:35:45,934
 
- Ever heard of Ramanujan?
- Yeah, yeah. No.

462
00:35:46,067 --> 00:35:50,692
 
It's a man. He lived over
100 years ago. He was, uh, Indian.

463
00:35:50,821 --> 00:35:53,526
 
- Dots not feathers.
- Not feathers. Yeah.

464
00:35:53,657 --> 00:35:55,697
 
Well, he lived in this tiny hut
somewhere in India.

465
00:35:55,826 --> 00:35:58,067
 
 
He had no formal education.

466
00:35:58,203 --> 00:36:00,741
- He had no access
to any scientific work.
- Coffee?

467
00:36:00,873 --> 00:36:02,949
 
- You, sir? - Just
a little. - And, um...

468
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:05,371
 
But he came across
this old math book.

469
00:36:05,502 --> 00:36:08,172
 
And from this simple text, he was
able to extrapolate theories...

470
00:36:08,297 --> 00:36:10,206
 
that had baffled mathematicians
for years.

471
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:13,376
 
Yes. Continued fractions.
Yeah, he, he wrote, uh...

472
00:36:13,509 --> 00:36:17,377
- Well, he, he mailed
it to Hardy at Cambridge.
- Yeah. Cambridge. Yeah.

473
00:36:17,514 --> 00:36:20,717
 
And Hardy immediately recognized
the brilliance of his work...

474
00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:24,350
and brought
him over to England, and then
they worked together for years...

475
00:36:24,479 --> 00:36:27,230
 
creating some of the most exciting
math theory ever done.

476
00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:29,598
 
 
Uh, This, this Ramanugan...

477
00:36:29,734 --> 00:36:33,779
 
his, his genius
was unparalleled, Sean.

478
00:36:33,905 --> 00:36:37,154
 
 
Well, this boy's just like that.

479
00:36:37,283 --> 00:36:40,818
 
 
But he's, um, he's a bit defensive.

480
00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:43,989
 
And I need someone
who can get through to him.

481
00:36:44,123 --> 00:36:46,745
 
- Like me?
- Yeah, like you.

482
00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:49,580
- Why?
- Well, because you have
the same kind of background.

483
00:36:49,712 --> 00:36:52,961
- What background?
- Well, you're
from the same neighbourhood.

484
00:36:53,090 --> 00:36:55,664
 
- He's from Southie?
- Yeah.

485
00:36:55,801 --> 00:36:58,043
 
 
Boy genius from Southie.

486
00:36:59,388 --> 00:37:03,516
- How many
shrinks you go to before me?
- Five.

487
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,303
 
- Let me guess. Barry?
- Yeah.

488
00:37:06,436 --> 00:37:07,930
 
- Henry? -
Yeah. - Not Rick?

489
00:37:08,063 --> 00:37:11,099
 
Sean, please,
just meet with him once a week.

490
00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:13,142
 
 
Please?

491
00:37:16,237 --> 00:37:19,441
 
Lt's a poker game with this kid.
Don't let him know what you've got.

492
00:37:19,574 --> 00:37:22,444
 
He's probably even read your book,
if he could find it.

493
00:37:22,577 --> 00:37:24,903
 
 
It's gonna be hard for him to find.

494
00:37:25,038 --> 00:37:26,532
 
- Hi, Will.
- Hi.

495
00:37:26,665 --> 00:37:28,621
 
 
This is Sean Maguire. Will Hunting.

496
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:31,157
 
 
How are ya?

497
00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:36,962
 
- Yeah, let's get started.
- Yeah, let's do it.

498
00:37:37,091 --> 00:37:39,130
 
I'm pumped!
Let's let the healing begin.

499
00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:42,759
 
- Will you excuse us?
- Yeah, please, Tom.

500
00:37:42,889 --> 00:37:47,432
 
- You, too, Gerry.
- Yeah, of course.

501
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:55,312
 
 
How are you?

502
00:37:56,777 --> 00:37:58,816
 
 
Where are you from in Southie?

503
00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:01,899
- I like what
you've done with the place.
- Oh, thanks.

504
00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:05,318
 
Do you buy all these books retail,
or do you send away for like...

505
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:08,488
 
a shrink kit that comes
with all these volumes included?

506
00:38:08,622 --> 00:38:12,121
 
- Do you like books?
- Yeah.

507
00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:14,788
 
- Did you read any of these books?
- I don't know.

508
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,291
 
- How about any of these books?
- Probably not.

509
00:38:17,423 --> 00:38:21,206
 
What about the ones on the
top shelf? You read those?

510
00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:24,960
- Yeah, I read those.
- Good for you. What
do you think about 'em?

511
00:38:25,097 --> 00:38:28,014
Hey, I'm not here for a fuckin'
book report. They're your
books. Why don't you read 'em?

512
00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:29,849
 
 
I did. I had to.

513
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:33,760
 
- It must've taken you a long time.
- Yeah, it did.

514
00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:44,779
 
United States of America:
A Complete History, Volume I.

515
00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:57,577
 
 
Jesus.

516
00:38:57,712 --> 00:39:00,997
If you wanna read a real history
book, read Howard Zinn's A People's
History of the United States.

517
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,006
 
That book will fuckin' knock you
on your ass.

518
00:39:03,134 --> 00:39:05,043
 
Better than Chomsky's
Manufacturing Consent?

519
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:08,877
 
- Do you think that's a good book?
- You fuckin' people baffle me.

520
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,973
 
You spend all your money
on these fuckin' fancy books.

521
00:39:12,101 --> 00:39:14,722
 
You surround yourselves with 'em.
They're the wrong fuckin' books.

522
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,787
 
- What are the
right fuckin' books, Will?

523
00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:18,721
 
- Hey, whatever
blows your hair back.

524
00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:21,562
 
 
Yeah. Haven't got much hair left.

525
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:25,642
Hey, you know you'd be better off
shoving that cigarette up your ass.
It'd probably be healthier for you.

526
00:39:25,781 --> 00:39:29,908
- Yeah, I know. It really
gets in the way of my yoga.
- You work out, huh?

527
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,739
 
- What, you lift?
- Yeah.

528
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,864
 
- Uh, Nautilus?
- No, free weights.

529
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,575
 
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- Free weights, huh?

530
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,499
 
- Yeah, big time. -
Yeah? - Just like that.

531
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,915
 
- What do you bench?
- 285. What do you bench?

532
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,415
 
 
You paint that?

533
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,966
 
 
Yeah. You paint? Do you sculpt?

534
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,922
 
- No.
- Do you like art?

535
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,425
 
 
Do you like music?

536
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,599
 
 
This is a real piece of shit.

537
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,602
 
Oh. Well, tell me
what you really think.

538
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:03,063
 
Uh, just, uh, the linear
and impressionistic mix...

539
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,434
 
 
makes a very muddled composition.

540
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:09,353
It's also a Winslow
Homer rip-off, except you got
whitey, uh, rowin' the boat there.

541
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,363
 
Well, it's art, Monet.
It wasn't very good.

542
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,113
- That's not really
what concerns me though.
- What concerns you?

543
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,652
- Just the colouring.
- You know what
the real bitch of it is?

544
00:40:16,788 --> 00:40:18,781
 
 
Lt's paint-by-number.

545
00:40:18,915 --> 00:40:21,371
 
Is it colour-by-number? Because
the colours are fascinating to me.

546
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,079
- Aren't they,
really? What about that?
- You bet.

547
00:40:23,211 --> 00:40:26,129
 
I think you're about one step away
from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off.

548
00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:28,332
 
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

549
00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:32,215
 
Think I should move to the south of
France, change my name to Vincent?

550
00:40:32,345 --> 00:40:34,172
 
You ever heard the sayin',
"any port in a storm"?

551
00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:37,223
 
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Maybe that means you.

552
00:40:37,350 --> 00:40:38,726
 
 
In what way?

553
00:40:38,852 --> 00:40:42,138
- Uh, maybe you're in the middle
of a storm, a big fuckin' storm.
- Yeah, maybe.

554
00:40:42,272 --> 00:40:45,273
The sky's
fallin' on your head. The waves
are crashin' over your little boat.

555
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,606
 
 
The oars are about to snap.

556
00:40:47,735 --> 00:40:49,396
 
You just piss in you pants.
You're cryin' for the harbour.

557
00:40:49,529 --> 00:40:51,818
 
So maybe you do
what you gotta do to get out.

558
00:40:51,948 --> 00:40:54,273
 
You know, maybe you became
a psychologist.

559
00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:57,992
 
Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job
now. You start with me. Come on.

560
00:41:00,373 --> 00:41:02,247
 
- Maybe
you married the wrong woman.

561
00:41:02,247 --> 00:41:04,121
 
- Maybe
you should watch your mouth!

562
00:41:05,878 --> 00:41:08,203
 
Watch it right there, chief,
all right?

563
00:41:10,799 --> 00:41:12,674
 
 
Ah.

564
00:41:16,805 --> 00:41:18,928
 
 
Mmm, that's it, isn't it?

565
00:41:19,057 --> 00:41:21,300
 
 
You married the wrong woman.

566
00:41:22,853 --> 00:41:27,182
 
What happened?
What, did she leave you?

567
00:41:27,315 --> 00:41:29,605
 
Was she, you know,
banging some other guy?

568
00:41:31,695 --> 00:41:35,111
 
Lf you ever disrespect my
wife again, I will end you.

569
00:41:35,241 --> 00:41:37,280
 
 
I will fuckin' end you.

570
00:41:37,409 --> 00:41:39,200
 
 
Got that, chief?

571
00:41:41,371 --> 00:41:45,203
 
- Time's up.
- Yeah.

572
00:41:58,513 --> 00:42:00,387
 
 
At ease, gentlemen.

573
00:42:06,563 --> 00:42:08,436
 
 
You okay?

574
00:42:13,903 --> 00:42:17,603
 
Look, I'll, I'll understand if you
don't wanna meet with him again.

575
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:21,441
 
Thursday, 4:00.
Make sure the kid's here.

576
00:42:23,704 --> 00:42:25,992
 
 
Yeah.

577
00:42:26,123 --> 00:42:28,032
 
 
Thanks.

578
00:43:33,147 --> 00:43:35,269
 
Well, you look
lovely in those glasses.

579
00:43:35,399 --> 00:43:37,143
 
- Thank you very much.
- They're just beautiful.

580
00:43:37,276 --> 00:43:39,315
 
Yes, I always wanted
dark blue eye shadow.

581
00:43:39,445 --> 00:43:41,318
 
 
Wonderful.

582
00:43:43,948 --> 00:43:46,985
 
Growing up in England, you know,
I went to a very nice school.

583
00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:52,659
You know, it
was kind of progressive, organic,
do-it-yourself, private school.

584
00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:57,002
 
 
Then Harvard. Hopefully med school.

585
00:43:57,128 --> 00:43:58,706
 
You know, I figured out,
at the end...

586
00:43:58,838 --> 00:44:03,631
 
 
my brain's gonna be worth $250,000.

587
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,001
 
 
That sounded horrible, didn't it?

588
00:44:07,973 --> 00:44:09,846
 
 
Bring me another mai tai!

589
00:44:10,975 --> 00:44:13,892
 
No, that's cool, I mean, I bet
your parents were happy to pay.

590
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:18,148
 
No, I was happy to pay.
I inherited the money.

591
00:44:18,274 --> 00:44:21,643
 
Wow. Well, is, uh,
is Harvard gettin' all that money?

592
00:44:21,777 --> 00:44:24,648
 
No. Stanford. I'm going there
in June when I graduate.

593
00:44:24,781 --> 00:44:28,991
All right,
so you just wanted to, to use this
sailor and then, uh, run away, huh?

594
00:44:29,118 --> 00:44:33,163
I was gonna, you know,
experiment on you for anatomy
class first, obviously.

595
00:44:33,289 --> 00:44:35,246
 
 
Oh, in that case, that's fine.

596
00:44:35,374 --> 00:44:37,247
 
Hey, you wanna see
my magic tricks, Skylar?

597
00:44:37,376 --> 00:44:39,832
 
- Of course.
- All right. Promise...

598
00:44:41,714 --> 00:44:43,955
 
 
All right.

599
00:44:44,091 --> 00:44:47,792
 
- This one's for you, Rudolph.
- Wait, wait, you need my wand.

600
00:44:47,928 --> 00:44:50,549
 
All right, give me a hit.
Thank you. All right.

601
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,674
 
I'm gonna make
all these caramels disappear.

602
00:44:52,808 --> 00:44:55,560
 
 
You ready? Ready.

603
00:44:55,686 --> 00:44:58,223
 
 
One, two, three.

604
00:44:59,522 --> 00:45:03,900
They're all
gone. Yeah. That, that was... It
works better when I have my rabbit.

605
00:45:04,027 --> 00:45:06,897
 
 
Well...

606
00:45:07,030 --> 00:45:09,486
 
I don't really date, you know,
that much.

607
00:45:09,616 --> 00:45:12,901
 
How very
unfortunate, I think for me.

608
00:45:14,829 --> 00:45:17,783
 
You know what I mean. I know
you've been thinking about uh...

609
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,659
 
- Oh, no, I haven't.
- Yes, you have.

610
00:45:19,792 --> 00:45:22,876
- No, I really haven't.
- Yes, you have! You were
hoping to get a good night kiss.

611
00:45:23,003 --> 00:45:27,251
 
No, you know, I tell ya. I was
hoping to get good-night laid.

612
00:45:28,509 --> 00:45:30,835
 
But I'll settle for like
a good kiss, you know.

613
00:45:30,970 --> 00:45:34,421
 
- How very noble of you.
- Thank you.

614
00:45:34,557 --> 00:45:37,510
 
 
No, I was, I was hopin' for a kiss.

615
00:45:38,853 --> 00:45:42,103
 
Well, I think we should just get it
out of the way now.

616
00:45:43,148 --> 00:45:45,721
 
- Right now?
- Yeah.

617
00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:47,733
 
 
Come on.

618
00:45:56,245 --> 00:45:58,782
 
 
I think I got some of your pickle.

619
00:46:10,175 --> 00:46:12,049
 
 
You again, huh?

620
00:46:13,428 --> 00:46:14,922
 
 
Come with me.

621
00:46:22,436 --> 00:46:27,264
 
So what's this? A Taster's Choice
moment between guys?

622
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,650
 
This is really nice.
You got a thing for swans?

623
00:46:30,778 --> 00:46:34,313
Ls this like a fetish?
Ls it something like maybe we
need to devote some time to?

624
00:46:36,117 --> 00:46:40,329
 
I thought about what you said to me
the other day. About my painting.

625
00:46:40,455 --> 00:46:41,653
 
 
Oh.

626
00:46:41,789 --> 00:46:44,410
 
Stayed up half the night
thinkin' about it.

627
00:46:45,751 --> 00:46:47,958
 
 
Something occurred to me.

628
00:46:48,087 --> 00:46:52,547
I fell
into a deep, peaceful sleep and
haven't thought about you since.

629
00:46:52,674 --> 00:46:55,629
 
- You know what occurred to me?
- No.

630
00:46:55,761 --> 00:46:59,889
You're just a kid. You
don't have the faintest idea
what you're talking about.

631
00:47:00,015 --> 00:47:03,515
 
- Why, thank you.
- It's all right.

632
00:47:03,644 --> 00:47:05,969
 
 
You've never been out of Boston.

633
00:47:08,231 --> 00:47:09,856
 
 
Nope.

634
00:47:09,984 --> 00:47:14,977
So if I asked you about art,
you'd probably give me the skinny
on every art book ever written.

635
00:47:15,113 --> 00:47:18,981
 
Michelangelo.
You know a lot about him.

636
00:47:19,117 --> 00:47:22,486
 
Life's work. Political aspirations.
Him and the pope.

637
00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:27,081
 
Sexual orientation.
The whole works, right?

638
00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:31,455
 
I bet you can't tell me what it
smells like in the Sistine Chapel.

639
00:47:33,673 --> 00:47:37,717
You never actually stood
there and looked up at
that beautiful ceiling.

640
00:47:40,513 --> 00:47:43,051
 
 
Seen that.

641
00:47:43,182 --> 00:47:45,056
 
 
If I ask you about women...

642
00:47:45,184 --> 00:47:48,767
 
you'll probably give me a syllabus
of your personal favourites.

643
00:47:48,896 --> 00:47:51,387
 
You may have even been laid
a few times.

644
00:47:57,196 --> 00:48:00,362
 
But you can't tell me what it feels
like to wake up next to a woman...

645
00:48:00,491 --> 00:48:02,816
 
 
and feel truly happy.

646
00:48:06,038 --> 00:48:07,911
 
 
You're a tough kid.

647
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:13,291
I ask you about war,
you'd probably, uh, throw
Shakespeare at me, right?

648
00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:16,705
 
"Once more into the breach,
dear friends. "

649
00:48:18,384 --> 00:48:21,337
 
 
But you've never been near one.

650
00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:24,221
 
You've never held your best
friend's head in your lap...

651
00:48:24,347 --> 00:48:28,345
 
and watch him gasp his last breath
lookin' to you for help.

652
00:48:30,645 --> 00:48:34,097
 
I ask you about love,
you'd probably quote me a sonnet...

653
00:48:35,734 --> 00:48:40,110
 
but you've never looked at a woman
and been totally vulnerable.

654
00:48:40,237 --> 00:48:44,318
 
Known someone that could
level you with her eyes.

655
00:48:44,450 --> 00:48:48,947
 
Feelin' like God put an angel
on Earth just for you...

656
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,785
 
who could rescue you
from the depths of hell.

657
00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:55,201
 
And you wouldn't know
what it's like to be her angel...

658
00:48:55,335 --> 00:48:58,372
 
to have that love for her
be there forever.

659
00:48:58,506 --> 00:49:02,966
 
 
Through anything. Through cancer.

660
00:49:03,093 --> 00:49:05,115
 
And you wouldn't know
about sleepin' sittin' up...

661
00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:07,138
 
... in a hospital room for
two months holding her hand...

662
00:49:07,264 --> 00:49:09,173
 
because the doctors
could see in your eyes...

663
00:49:09,308 --> 00:49:12,428
 
that the terms "visiting hours"
don't apply to you.

664
00:49:14,229 --> 00:49:16,352
 
 
You don't know about real loss...

665
00:49:16,481 --> 00:49:20,147
'cause that
only occurs when you love something
more than you love yourself.

666
00:49:21,570 --> 00:49:24,985
 
I doubt you've ever dared
to love anybody that much.

667
00:49:27,910 --> 00:49:32,903
 
I look at you, I don't see
an intelligent, confident man.

668
00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:38,494
 
 
I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.

669
00:49:40,213 --> 00:49:43,547
 
But you're a genius, Will.
No one denies that.

670
00:49:43,675 --> 00:49:47,257
 
No one could possibly understand
the depths of you.

671
00:49:47,386 --> 00:49:50,341
But you presume to know
everything about me because
you saw a painting of mine.

672
00:49:50,473 --> 00:49:53,142
 
 
You ripped my fuckin' life apart.

673
00:49:57,147 --> 00:49:59,103
 
 
You're an orphan, right?

674
00:50:03,527 --> 00:50:07,110
Do you think I'd know
the first thing about how
hard your life has been...

675
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,812
 
 
how you feel, who you are...

676
00:50:09,950 --> 00:50:13,236
 
 
because I read Oliver Twist?

677
00:50:13,371 --> 00:50:15,778
 
 
Does that encapsulate you?

678
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,538
 
Personally, I don't give a shit
about all that.

679
00:50:20,669 --> 00:50:25,829
Because you know what? I can't
learn anything from you I can't
read in some fuckin' book.

680
00:50:27,468 --> 00:50:31,631
 
Unless you want to talk about you,
who you are.

681
00:50:33,139 --> 00:50:37,184
 
Then I'm fascinated.
I'm in.

682
00:50:39,145 --> 00:50:41,897
 
But you don't wanna do that,
do you, sport?

683
00:50:44,526 --> 00:50:46,399
 
You're terrified
of what you might say.

684
00:50:52,492 --> 00:50:54,484
 
 
Your move, chief.

685
00:52:02,101 --> 00:52:04,259
 
 
Hello? Hello?

686
00:52:05,813 --> 00:52:07,224
 
 
Hello?

687
00:52:08,191 --> 00:52:10,183
 
Professor Valenti,
are you calling me again?

688
00:52:13,988 --> 00:52:15,019
 
 
Freak.

689
00:52:17,033 --> 00:52:19,784
 
 
Oh. Oh, God.

690
00:52:19,910 --> 00:52:23,114
 
- Christ, who did you call?
- No one. I forgot the number.

691
00:52:23,247 --> 00:52:26,698
You fuckin' retarded? You went
all the way out there in the rain,
and you didn't bring the number?

692
00:52:26,834 --> 00:52:30,001
No, it was your
mother's 900 number.
I just ran out of quarters.

693
00:52:30,129 --> 00:52:33,332
 
Why don't we get off of mothers?
I just got off of yours.

694
00:52:34,633 --> 00:52:38,085
 
That's pretty funny, Morgan.
That's a fuckin' nickel, bitch!

695
00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:40,462
- Keep antagonizing me,
watch what happens.
- All right, then, Morgan.

696
00:52:40,597 --> 00:52:42,388
 
- Watch what happens. - All right,
then, Morgan! - Watch what happens.

697
00:52:42,515 --> 00:52:44,556
- What are
you gonna fuckin' do to me?
- Keep fuckin' with me.

698
00:52:50,690 --> 00:52:52,564
 
 
No smoking.

699
00:53:24,515 --> 00:53:26,970
 
What do you mean, he didn't talk?
You were in there for an hour.

700
00:53:27,101 --> 00:53:30,304
 
He just sat there counting the
seconds until the session was over.

701
00:53:30,438 --> 00:53:33,142
 
- It's pretty impressive, actually.
- Why would he do that?

702
00:53:33,274 --> 00:53:37,224
 
To prove to me he doesn't have to
talk to me if he doesn't want to.

703
00:53:37,361 --> 00:53:41,228
What is this? Some
kind of staring contest between two
kids from the old neighbourhood?

704
00:53:41,365 --> 00:53:45,315
 
Yeah, it is,
and I can't talk first.

705
00:53:45,453 --> 00:53:49,319
We know your theory,
Alexander, but the boy's
found a simple geometrical picture.

706
00:53:49,456 --> 00:53:53,501
- A tree structure won't work.
- Look now. He's
joining the two vertices.

707
00:53:53,627 --> 00:53:57,541
- But I can do the sum.
- Well, it's how you group
the terms, Alexander.

708
00:53:57,672 --> 00:54:00,590
 
But, Gerry, if we do the
whole thing this way, then...

709
00:54:00,717 --> 00:54:03,422
 
 
Hey, look, look.

710
00:54:03,553 --> 00:54:06,554
 
I wrote it down.
It's simpler this way.

711
00:54:17,484 --> 00:54:20,401
 
 
Sometimes people get lucky.

712
00:54:20,528 --> 00:54:22,437
 
 
You're a brilliant man.

713
00:54:59,774 --> 00:55:02,313
 
 
You know, I was on this plane once.

714
00:55:02,444 --> 00:55:05,017
 
 
And I'm sittin' there, and, uh...

715
00:55:05,155 --> 00:55:08,738
the captain gets on, he does
his whole, you know, "We'll
be cruisin' at 35,000 feet. "

716
00:55:08,867 --> 00:55:10,906
 
But then he puts the mike down,
he forgets to turn it off.

717
00:55:11,995 --> 00:55:14,830
 
And so he turns to the copilot.
He's like, "You know...

718
00:55:14,956 --> 00:55:19,285
all i could
use right now is a fuckin'
blow job and a cup of coffee. "

719
00:55:19,419 --> 00:55:21,417
 
So the stewardess
fuckin' goes bombin' up...

720
00:55:21,418 --> 00:55:23,416
 
... from the back of the plane to
tell him the microphone's still on.

721
00:55:23,548 --> 00:55:26,253
This buy in the back of
the plane's like, "Hey, hon,
don't forget the coffee. "

722
00:55:28,928 --> 00:55:30,801
 
 
You ever been on a plane?

723
00:55:30,930 --> 00:55:33,884
No, but it's a fuckin' joke.
It works better if I
tell it in the first person.

724
00:55:34,016 --> 00:55:35,890
 
 
Yeah, it does.

725
00:55:39,063 --> 00:55:40,972
 
 
I have been laid, you know.

726
00:55:41,107 --> 00:55:43,597
 
 
Really? Goody for you.

727
00:55:43,734 --> 00:55:45,311
 
- Big time. Big time.
- Big time, huh?

728
00:55:45,444 --> 00:55:48,529
 
 
Yeah. I went on a date last week.

729
00:55:48,656 --> 00:55:51,573
 
- How'd it go?
- It was good.

730
00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:53,443
 
- You goin' out again?
- I don't know.

731
00:55:53,577 --> 00:55:55,369
 
- Why not?
- Haven't called her.

732
00:55:55,496 --> 00:55:58,746
 
- Christ, you're an amateur. -
I know what I'm doin'. - Really?

733
00:55:58,874 --> 00:56:03,038
 
Yeah. Don't worry about me.
I know what I'm doin'.

734
00:56:03,170 --> 00:56:05,458
 
Yeah, but this girl is like,
you know, beautiful.

735
00:56:05,589 --> 00:56:10,085
She's smart. She's fun.
She's different from most
of the girls I've been with.

736
00:56:10,219 --> 00:56:12,045
 
 
So call her up, Romeo.

737
00:56:12,179 --> 00:56:13,970
 
Why? So I can realize
she's not that smart?

738
00:56:14,097 --> 00:56:16,338
 
That she's fuckin' boring?
You know, I mean, you don't...

739
00:56:16,474 --> 00:56:19,926
This girl is like fuckin'
perfect right now. I
don't wanna r-ruin that.

740
00:56:20,937 --> 00:56:23,937
 
Maybe you're perfect right now.
Maybe you don't wanna ruin that.

741
00:56:25,567 --> 00:56:27,606
 
But I think that's
a super philosophy, Will.

742
00:56:27,735 --> 00:56:31,983
That way you can go through
your entire life without ever
having to really know anybody.

743
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,117
 
My wife used to fart
when she was nervous.

744
00:56:38,245 --> 00:56:40,571
 
She had all sorts
of wonderful idiosyncrasies.

745
00:56:40,707 --> 00:56:43,909
 
You know, she used to fart
in her sleep.

746
00:56:44,877 --> 00:56:46,834
 
 
Sorry I shared that with you.

747
00:56:46,962 --> 00:56:50,462
 
And one night it was so loud,
it woke the dog up.

748
00:56:53,385 --> 00:56:55,094
 
She woke up and gone like,
"Was that you?"

749
00:56:55,221 --> 00:56:58,174
 
I said, "Yeah. " I didn't have
the heart to tell her. Oh, God.

750
00:56:58,307 --> 00:57:00,798
 
- She woke herself up?
- Yes.

751
00:57:05,939 --> 00:57:11,147
Oh, Christ. Ah, but, Will,
she's been dead two years and
that's the shit I remember.

752
00:57:11,278 --> 00:57:13,983
 
It's wonderful stuff, you know?
Little things like that.

753
00:57:14,114 --> 00:57:18,444
 
Yeah, but those are the things
I miss the most.

754
00:57:18,577 --> 00:57:21,743
 
The little idiosyncrasies
that only I knew about.

755
00:57:21,871 --> 00:57:24,196
 
 
That's what made her my wife.

756
00:57:24,332 --> 00:57:27,536
Boy, and she had the
goods on me, too. She knew
all my little peccadillos.

757
00:57:28,461 --> 00:57:32,044
 
People call these things
imperfections, but they're not.

758
00:57:32,173 --> 00:57:34,664
 
 
Oh, that's the good stuff.

759
00:57:34,801 --> 00:57:38,300
 
And then we get to choose who we
let into our weird little worlds.

760
00:57:40,264 --> 00:57:42,257
 
 
You're not perfect, sport.

761
00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:44,431
 
 
And let me save you the suspense.

762
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,561
 
This girl you met,
she isn't perfect either.

763
00:57:47,688 --> 00:57:51,437
 
But the question is whether or not
you're perfect for each other.

764
00:57:51,567 --> 00:57:54,936
 
That's the whole deal.
That's what intimacy is all about.

765
00:57:56,072 --> 00:57:57,566
 
Now, you can know everything
in the world, sport...

766
00:57:57,698 --> 00:58:01,067
 
but the only way you're findin' out
that one is by givin' it a shot.

767
00:58:01,201 --> 00:58:03,907
 
You certainly won't learn
from an old fucker like me.

768
00:58:04,038 --> 00:58:08,415
 
Even if I did know,
I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.

769
00:58:08,542 --> 00:58:13,500
 
Yeah, why not? You told me every
other fuckin' thing. Jesus Christ.

770
00:58:13,630 --> 00:58:16,038
 
You fuckin' talk more than any
shrink I ever seen in my life.

771
00:58:16,174 --> 00:58:20,255
 
I teach the shit.
I didn't say I knew how to do it.

772
00:58:20,387 --> 00:58:22,296
 
 
Yeah.

773
00:58:26,935 --> 00:58:30,884
- You ever think
about gettin' remarried?
- My wife's dead.

774
00:58:31,022 --> 00:58:34,142
 
- Hence the word "remarried. "
- She's dead!

775
00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:39,940
 
Yeah. Well, I think that's
a super philosophy, Sean.

776
00:58:40,072 --> 00:58:42,113
 
I mean, that way you can actually
go through the rest of your life...

777
00:58:42,242 --> 00:58:44,033
 
without ever
really knowing anybody.

778
00:58:47,371 --> 00:58:48,651
 
 
Time's up.

779
00:59:04,055 --> 00:59:05,798
 
 
Hold it open.

780
00:59:05,932 --> 00:59:07,924
 
- Okay.
- Thank you.

781
00:59:21,071 --> 00:59:23,740
 
 
I am happy with you

782
00:59:24,991 --> 00:59:28,906
 
 
I know I'm about to love you

783
00:59:29,037 --> 00:59:34,375
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You know him

784
00:59:34,501 --> 00:59:37,455
 
 
Oh, my, you made me...

785
00:59:37,587 --> 00:59:39,959
 
"G" minor seventh.
Saddest of all chords.

786
00:59:42,384 --> 00:59:44,175
 
- Hello.
- Hey.

787
00:59:44,302 --> 00:59:47,137
 
- Where have you been?
- I'm sorry. I've been like...

788
00:59:47,263 --> 00:59:49,885
 
I've been really busy, and...
But, um...

789
00:59:50,016 --> 00:59:52,589
 
 
Me, too. Yeah.

790
00:59:52,727 --> 00:59:55,514
 
 
I... I thought you'd call.

791
00:59:57,232 --> 00:59:59,058
 
 
Yeah. Um...

792
00:59:59,192 --> 01:00:01,149
- I mean,
we had a really good time.
- I had a really good time, too.

793
01:00:01,277 --> 01:00:03,316
 
 
I mean, I just... I...

794
01:00:03,445 --> 01:00:05,355
 
I'm sorry, you know.
I, I blew it.

795
01:00:05,490 --> 01:00:07,815
 
No, no. I mean, you know,
it's all right.

796
01:00:07,950 --> 01:00:13,075
Yeah. Uh, so I was, I
was wonderin' if, uh, if, you know,
you'd give me another crack at it.

797
01:00:13,206 --> 01:00:16,870
- You know,
let me take you out again.
- Oh, I can't.

798
01:00:18,085 --> 01:00:19,995
 
- All right.
- Oh, no. I didn't...

799
01:00:20,129 --> 01:00:23,961
 
I didn't mean I can't, like ever.
I just can't right now.

800
01:00:24,091 --> 01:00:27,044
 
I've got to assign the proton
spectrum for "ebogamine. "

801
01:00:27,177 --> 01:00:29,087
 
All that sounds really, really
interesting.

802
01:00:29,221 --> 01:00:31,095
 
 
It's actually fantastically boring.

803
01:00:31,223 --> 01:00:33,927
 
- All right, um...
- But, um, maybe some other time.

804
01:00:34,059 --> 01:00:37,428
 
- Like tomorrow?
- Um, yeah, all right.

805
01:00:37,563 --> 01:00:39,851
 
- Okay.
- Okay.

806
01:00:39,981 --> 01:00:41,855
 
- Bye.
- Bye.

807
01:00:56,914 --> 01:00:59,702
 
- What are you doing here?
- I couldn't wait till tomorrow.

808
01:01:01,294 --> 01:01:04,876
- Where the fuck did you get this?
- I had to sleep with
someone in your class.

809
01:01:05,005 --> 01:01:08,671
Oh, I hope it was someone
with the open-toed sandals
and the really bad breath.

810
01:01:10,761 --> 01:01:14,629
 
- Come on, let's go have some fun.
- No, I... I've got to learn this.

811
01:01:14,766 --> 01:01:17,303
 
Well, you're not goin' to
his surgery tomorrow, are you?

812
01:01:17,434 --> 01:01:19,427
 
- No.
- Let's go.

813
01:01:23,524 --> 01:01:26,975
 
 
Oh, my God. My dog is winning!

814
01:01:27,819 --> 01:01:29,398
 
 
Come on, Misty!

815
01:01:29,530 --> 01:01:32,151
 
Come on, run! Look at that!
Come on!

816
01:01:32,282 --> 01:01:34,156
 
Look, there he goes.
Misty, run! Come on!

817
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:39,158
 
- And Misty flying down the track.
- We won.

818
01:01:39,289 --> 01:01:41,198
 
 
I totally won!

819
01:01:43,251 --> 01:01:47,166
- So did you
grow up around here, then?
- Not far. South Boston.

820
01:01:49,883 --> 01:01:52,125
 
- Still glowing from my win.
- Yeah, I know. Look at you.

821
01:01:52,261 --> 01:01:54,134
 
 
You're so happy.

822
01:01:56,306 --> 01:02:01,264
- What was that like then?
- It was, you know, normal
I guess. Nothin' special.

823
01:02:02,645 --> 01:02:04,685
 
Do you got lots
of brothers and sisters?

824
01:02:04,814 --> 01:02:07,436
- Do I have a
lot of brothers and sisters?
- That's what I said.

825
01:02:07,567 --> 01:02:09,606
 
Well, Irish Catholic,
what do you think?

826
01:02:09,736 --> 01:02:12,143
 
 
Right. That's right.

827
01:02:13,614 --> 01:02:17,363
- How many?
- You wouldn't
believe me if I told you.

828
01:02:19,078 --> 01:02:22,115
 
- Why? Go on. What? Five?
- No.

829
01:02:22,248 --> 01:02:25,451
 
 
Seven? Eight? How many?

830
01:02:25,584 --> 01:02:27,707
 
- I have 12 big brothers.
- You do not have 12 brothers.

831
01:02:27,836 --> 01:02:30,624
 
I swear to God, I swear to God.
I'm lucky 13 right here.

832
01:02:30,756 --> 01:02:33,626
 
 
Do you know all their names?

833
01:02:33,759 --> 01:02:36,463
- Do I...
Yeah, they're my brothers.
- What are they called?

834
01:02:37,805 --> 01:02:41,884
Marky, Ricky, Danny,
Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy,
Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.

835
01:02:42,017 --> 01:02:44,093
 
 
Say it again.

836
01:02:44,227 --> 01:02:48,557
Marky, Ricky, Danny,
Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy,
Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.

837
01:02:50,525 --> 01:02:51,900
 
- And Willy.
- Willy?

838
01:02:52,027 --> 01:02:53,402
 
- Yeah.
- Will.

839
01:02:53,529 --> 01:02:56,564
 
 
Wow! Do you still see all of them?

840
01:02:56,698 --> 01:02:59,485
Yeah, well, they all live
in Southie. I'm, I'm livin'
with three of 'em right now.

841
01:02:59,618 --> 01:03:00,733
 
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

842
01:03:00,869 --> 01:03:04,736
 
- Well, I'd like to meet them.
- Yeah, we'll do that.

843
01:03:05,832 --> 01:03:07,243
 
Oh, you know, I read your book
last night.

844
01:03:07,376 --> 01:03:09,997
 
 
Oh, so you're the one.

845
01:03:10,128 --> 01:03:12,037
 
Do you still, uh, do you still
counsel veterans?

846
01:03:12,171 --> 01:03:13,369
 
- No, I don't.
- Why not?

847
01:03:13,506 --> 01:03:15,582
 
Well, I gave it up
when my wife got sick.

848
01:03:18,302 --> 01:03:21,422
 
You ever wonder what your life
would be like if you, uh...

849
01:03:21,555 --> 01:03:23,928
 
 
if you never met your wife?

850
01:03:24,058 --> 01:03:26,514
- What, wonder if I'd
be better off without her?
- No, no, no.

851
01:03:26,644 --> 01:03:29,265
- I'm not saying like better off.
I didn't mean it like that.
- No, it's all right.

852
01:03:29,396 --> 01:03:31,935
 
 
It's an important question.

853
01:03:32,066 --> 01:03:34,391
 
'Cause you'll have bad times,
but that'll always wake you up...

854
01:03:34,526 --> 01:03:36,685
 
to the good stuff
you weren't paying attention to.

855
01:03:37,487 --> 01:03:39,362
 
And you don't regret
meetin' your wife?

856
01:03:39,490 --> 01:03:42,111
 
 
Why? 'Cause the pain I feel now?

857
01:03:42,242 --> 01:03:46,572
Oh, I got regrets,
Will, but I don't regret
a single day I spent with her.

858
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,796
 
So when did you know, like,
that she was the one for you?

859
01:03:54,922 --> 01:03:57,591
 
 
October 21, 1975.

860
01:03:57,716 --> 01:03:59,708
 
Jesus Christ,
you know the fuckin' day?

861
01:03:59,842 --> 01:04:04,801
Oh, yeah, 'cause it
was game six of the World Series,
biggest game in Red Sox history.

862
01:04:04,931 --> 01:04:06,129
 
 
Yeah, sure.

863
01:04:06,266 --> 01:04:09,967
My friends and I had,
you know, slept out on the
sidewalk all night to get tickets.

864
01:04:10,103 --> 01:04:13,554
- You got tickets?
- Yep. Day of the game
I was sittin' in a bar...

865
01:04:13,690 --> 01:04:17,141
 
waitin' for the game to start,
and in walks this girl.

866
01:04:17,277 --> 01:04:20,112
It was an amazing
game, though. You know, bottom
of the 8th, Carbo ties it up.

867
01:04:20,238 --> 01:04:22,775
 
It was 6-6.
It went to 12.

868
01:04:22,907 --> 01:04:27,652
Bottom of
the 12th, in stepped Carlton Fisk,
old Pudge. Steps up to the plate.

869
01:04:27,787 --> 01:04:29,494
- You know,
he's got that weird stance.
- Yeah, yeah.

870
01:04:29,622 --> 01:04:32,493
 
And then, boom!
He clocks it, you know. High!

871
01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:35,032
 
 
Fly ball down the left field line!

872
01:04:35,169 --> 01:04:38,086
 
35,000 people on their
feet yellin' at the ball.

873
01:04:38,213 --> 01:04:40,586
But that's nothin',
'cause Fisk, he's wavin'
at the ball like a madman.

874
01:04:40,716 --> 01:04:42,459
- You know, "Get over! Get over!"
- Yeah, I've
seen that. Right. Right.

875
01:04:42,593 --> 01:04:45,796
 
"Get over!" And then it hits
the foul pole.

876
01:04:45,929 --> 01:04:50,591
Well, he goes ape-shit,
and 35,000 fans, you know,
they charge the field. You know?

877
01:04:50,726 --> 01:04:53,014
- Yeah, and he's fuckin'
blowin' people outta the way.
- And he's goin', goin', "Look out!

878
01:04:53,144 --> 01:04:55,185
 
Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!"

879
01:04:55,314 --> 01:04:58,433
I can't fuckin' believe you
had tickets to that fuckin'
game! Did you rush the field?

880
01:04:58,567 --> 01:05:01,568
 
No, I didn't rush the
fuckin' field. I wasn't there.

881
01:05:01,695 --> 01:05:04,696
- What?
- No, I was in a bar having
a drink with my future wife.

882
01:05:04,823 --> 01:05:06,780
 
- You missed Pudge Fisk's home run?
- Oh, yeah.

883
01:05:06,908 --> 01:05:09,197
 
To have a fuckin' drink with
some lady you never met?

884
01:05:09,328 --> 01:05:11,534
 
Yeah, but you should've seen her.
She was a stunner.

885
01:05:11,663 --> 01:05:14,201
 
- I don't care if fuckin'...
- Oh, no, no, she lit up the room.

886
01:05:14,332 --> 01:05:16,080
- I don't care
if Helen of Troy walks into
the room! That's game six!

887
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,287
 
 
- Oh, Helen of Troy.

888
01:05:17,419 --> 01:05:20,455
Oh, my God. And who are
these fuckin' friends of yours?
They let you get away with that?

889
01:05:20,588 --> 01:05:23,209
- Oh, they had to. -
What do you mean, they had?
W- What did you say to 'em?

890
01:05:23,341 --> 01:05:25,713
 
I just slid my ticket across
the table and I said...

891
01:05:25,844 --> 01:05:29,177
 
"Sorry, guys.
I gotta see about a girl. "

892
01:05:29,305 --> 01:05:31,463
 
"I gotta go see about a girl"?
Yeah, that's what you said?

893
01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:33,010
- I had to.
- And they
let you get away with that?

894
01:05:33,143 --> 01:05:35,847
 
Oh, yeah. They saw it in my eyes
that I meant it.

895
01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:39,062
 
- You're kiddin' me?
- No, I'm not kidding you, Will.

896
01:05:39,189 --> 01:05:41,728
That's why I'm not talkin'
right now about some girl I
saw at a bar 20 years ago...

897
01:05:41,859 --> 01:05:44,943
 
and how I always regretted
not goin' over and talkin' to her.

898
01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:47,562
 
I don't regret the 18 years
I was married to Nancy.

899
01:05:47,698 --> 01:05:50,569
I don't regret
the six years I had to give up
counselling when she got sick.

900
01:05:50,701 --> 01:05:53,488
 
And I don't regret the last years
when she got really sick.

901
01:05:55,039 --> 01:05:58,289
 
And I sure as hell don't regret
missin' a damn game.

902
01:05:58,417 --> 01:05:59,994
 
 
That's regret.

903
01:06:00,127 --> 01:06:02,000
 
 
Wow!

904
01:06:08,134 --> 01:06:10,009
 
Would've been nice
to catch that game, though.

905
01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:12,462
 
I didn't know Pudge
was gonna hit a home run.

906
01:06:15,558 --> 01:06:20,102
 
You know, I'm very, very useful
on the court. I'm extremely tall.

907
01:06:22,148 --> 01:06:24,854
 
- You're not that tall.
- I dunk.

908
01:06:27,570 --> 01:06:30,939
 
 
Will I ever play in the N.B.A.?

909
01:06:31,073 --> 01:06:34,241
 
 
"Lt is decidedly so. " Hmph.

910
01:06:37,079 --> 01:06:40,116
 
 
Why do we always stay here?

911
01:06:40,250 --> 01:06:42,326
 
 
'Cause it's nicer than my place.

912
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:44,867
 
Yes, but
I've never seen your place.

913
01:06:45,004 --> 01:06:47,162
 
 
I know.

914
01:06:47,297 --> 01:06:49,789
 
When am I gonna meet your friends
and your brothers?

915
01:06:49,926 --> 01:06:53,259
 
Oh. Well, they don't really
come down here that much.

916
01:06:53,387 --> 01:06:55,546
 
Well, I think I can make it
to South Boston.

917
01:06:57,016 --> 01:06:59,471
 
 
It's kind of a hike.

918
01:06:59,601 --> 01:07:03,302
 
Is it me you're hiding from them
or the other way around?

919
01:07:03,439 --> 01:07:06,439
 
- All right, we'll go.
- When?

920
01:07:06,567 --> 01:07:09,318
 
I don't know.
We'll go sometime next week.

921
01:07:09,444 --> 01:07:13,987
What if I said I would not
sleep with you again until
you let me meet your friends?

922
01:07:19,455 --> 01:07:23,155
 
I'd say it's, like, 4:30 in
the mornin'. They're probably up.

923
01:07:23,291 --> 01:07:26,661
 
Oh, my God.
Men are shameless.

924
01:07:26,795 --> 01:07:29,879
If you're not thinking
with your wiener, then you're
acting directly on its behalf.

925
01:07:30,006 --> 01:07:34,253
You bet. And on behalf
of my wiener, can I get
like an advance payment?

926
01:07:34,386 --> 01:07:36,343
 
 
I don't know. Let's ask.

927
01:07:37,722 --> 01:07:39,963
 
- "Outlook does not look good. "
- What?

928
01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:42,673
 
Fuck the... Hey, Chuck. No,
nothing. Go back to sleep.

929
01:07:42,811 --> 01:07:44,011
 
 
"Outlook does not... "

930
01:07:44,011 --> 01:07:45,894
That's the same thing that
told you you was gonna play
in the N.B.A. I think I'm in.

931
01:07:46,022 --> 01:07:49,059
Well, exactly,
so look out. You better start
buying some season tickets.

932
01:07:51,819 --> 01:07:55,437
 
I- I plan to. I'm tall.
I like wearing shorts.

933
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,364
 
 
Hook, hook. Dunk, dunk.

934
01:07:57,492 --> 01:08:00,196
 
- You're not that tall.
- Yes, I am.

935
01:08:00,327 --> 01:08:02,485
 
 
Maybe I'm all about three points.

936
01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:05,413
 
 
I'm all about home runs.

937
01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:10,202
 
Stop mixing
your sporting metaphors.

938
01:08:22,683 --> 01:08:24,889
 
A leprechaun's got his dick
in the monkey's ass.

939
01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:28,683
 
And Morgan comes runnin' in, goin',
"I don't mind it. I don't mind... "

940
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:34,898
Will, I can't believe
you brought Skylar here when we're
fuckin' all bombed and drinkin'.

941
01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,068
 
I know, Morgan. It's a real rarity
we'd be all drinkin'.

942
01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:41,194
You know, my Uncle
Marty drinks. You know. He'll go
on a bender for six, eight months.

943
01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:43,864
I ever tell you what happened
to him when he was drivin' up
there and he got pulled over?

944
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,738
 
- I told you guys, right?
- Marty, Marty, yeah.

945
01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:47,615
Let me tell you about...
Let me tell ya what
happened to my Uncle Marty...

946
01:08:47,748 --> 01:08:49,991
 
 
because you oughta know this.

947
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:53,542
He's always
tellin' stories. Every time we
come here, he's got another story.

948
01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:57,503
But we all
heard this one. Go ahead,
just say it anyway. Go ahead.

949
01:08:57,634 --> 01:09:01,417
 
I will go ahead. Thanks a lot.
Guess I have the floor now.

950
01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:05,552
 
Um, yeah, my Uncle Marty's
drivin' home, right?

951
01:09:05,683 --> 01:09:10,428
Bombed out of his tree,
right? Just hammered out
of his gourd. Just wrecked!

952
01:09:10,562 --> 01:09:13,054
 
This state trooper, uh, sees him
and pulls him over.

953
01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:16,108
So my uncle's fucked, basically.
Got him out of the car, and
tried to make him walk the line.

954
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:20,862
He gets out of the car, you know,
pukes and the guy statie's pretty
sure he's over the legal limit.

955
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:24,607
 
So, he's about to throw the cuffs
on him and put him in jail.

956
01:09:24,743 --> 01:09:28,788
All of a sudden, 50 yards
down the road there's this
huge fuckin' boom, right?

957
01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:32,448
- So statie gets real
spooked, and he turns around...
- He got shot?

958
01:09:32,584 --> 01:09:34,244
 
- No, no.
- So, so...

959
01:09:34,377 --> 01:09:37,295
 
- You've heard this story before.
- Yeah, Morgan, stop it. Stop it.

960
01:09:37,422 --> 01:09:40,873
 
Some other guy's car had hit a
tree. Okay? There was an accident.

961
01:09:42,594 --> 01:09:43,800
 
 
- Anyway... Shut the fuck up!

962
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:45,464
- How could he hear
the other car accident if it
wasn't right behind him?

963
01:09:45,597 --> 01:09:48,134
- I'm gonna break your neck.
- You're driving him nuts,
Morgan. - Shut up! Okay, shut up.

964
01:09:48,266 --> 01:09:49,973
- Sorry.
- He told you the story
once before. Go ahead.

965
01:09:50,102 --> 01:09:52,509
 
So he tells my uncle,
"Stay here. Don't move. "

966
01:09:52,645 --> 01:09:56,808
So statie goes
runnin' down the road to
deal with the other accident.

967
01:09:56,941 --> 01:10:00,524
 
After a few minutes of, of just
lyin' in his own piss and vomit...

968
01:10:00,653 --> 01:10:02,978
 
my uncle st-starts wonderin'
what he's doin' there.

969
01:10:03,114 --> 01:10:05,439
 
Gets up, gets in his car
and just drives home.

970
01:10:05,575 --> 01:10:08,492
 
Well, the next mornin',
my uncle's just passed out...

971
01:10:08,619 --> 01:10:10,658
 
and he hears
this knocking at the door.

972
01:10:10,788 --> 01:10:13,873
 
So he goes downstairs, fuckin'
pulls the door open. "What?"

973
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,992
 
Lt's the state trooper
that pulled him over.

974
01:10:16,127 --> 01:10:18,748
 
Statie says, "Fuck you mean,
'What? ' You know what.

975
01:10:18,879 --> 01:10:21,667
 
I pulled you over last night is
what, and you fuckin' took off. "

976
01:10:21,799 --> 01:10:24,087
 
He's like, "Bet you I never
seen you before in my life.

977
01:10:24,218 --> 01:10:27,088
I've been home all night
with my kids. I don't know
who the fuck you are. "

978
01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:30,424
 
He said, "You know who I am.
Let me get in your garage. "

979
01:10:30,557 --> 01:10:32,846
My uncle's like, "What?"
He said, "You heard me. Let
met get in your garage. "

980
01:10:32,976 --> 01:10:35,645
My uncle's like, "All right,
fine. " Takes him 'round
to the garage, opens the door.

981
01:10:35,771 --> 01:10:40,847
 
And there's... The statie's police
cruiser is in my uncle's garage.

982
01:10:42,318 --> 01:10:45,984
He was so fuckin'... He
was so fuckin' hammered, he
drove the wrong car home.

983
01:10:46,114 --> 01:10:49,696
 
And the best part about it is
the fuckin' state trooper...

984
01:10:49,826 --> 01:10:52,282
 
had been so embarrassed,
he didn't do anything...

985
01:10:52,412 --> 01:10:55,781
'cause he'd been drivin'
around all night in my uncle's
Chevelle lookin' for the house.

986
01:10:55,915 --> 01:10:59,830
 
All right, Chuck, what the fuck
is the point of your story?

987
01:10:59,961 --> 01:11:01,870
 
Well, he goes away.
That's the point.

988
01:11:02,005 --> 01:11:05,373
- All right.
Well, question. Are you...
- Come on, stop.

989
01:11:05,508 --> 01:11:07,880
I'm tryin' to
clarify somethin', probably 'cause
you're too embarrassed to ask...

990
01:11:08,011 --> 01:11:09,884
 
'cause you know
it doesn't make any sense.

991
01:11:10,012 --> 01:11:12,847
It does make sense
if you listen to the story
and quit askin' questions.

992
01:11:12,973 --> 01:11:16,224
Morgan, let's see if
you can get this one. I've
got a little story for ya.

993
01:11:16,352 --> 01:11:21,809
 
All right. There's an old couple
in bed. Mary and Paddie.

994
01:11:21,941 --> 01:11:26,733
 
And they wake up on the morning
of their 50th anniversary.

995
01:11:26,862 --> 01:11:29,235
 
And Mary looks over
and gazes adoringly at Paddie.

996
01:11:29,365 --> 01:11:34,359
She's like,
"Oh, Jesus, Paddie. You're such
a good-lookin' fella. I love ya.

997
01:11:34,494 --> 01:11:36,653
 
I want to give ya
a little present.

998
01:11:36,789 --> 01:11:39,825
 
Anything your little heart desires,
I'm goin' to give it to ya.

999
01:11:39,958 --> 01:11:41,832
 
 
What would you like?"

1000
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:46,421
 
Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary.
That's a very sweet offer.

1001
01:11:46,548 --> 01:11:51,459
 
Now, in 50 years, there's one
thing that's been missin'...

1002
01:11:51,594 --> 01:11:56,256
 
and, uh, I would like you
to give me a blow job.

1003
01:11:56,391 --> 01:11:59,178
 
I would like for it. "
And Mary's like, "All right. "

1004
01:11:59,311 --> 01:12:03,640
She takes her teeth out,
puts them in the glass, and
she gives him a blow job.

1005
01:12:03,773 --> 01:12:07,605
And afterwards,
Paddie's like, "Yeah, geez,
now that's what I've been missin'.

1006
01:12:07,736 --> 01:12:11,603
 
That was the most beautiful,
earth-shattering thing ever!

1007
01:12:11,739 --> 01:12:13,815
 
 
Beautiful, Mary! I love ya!

1008
01:12:13,949 --> 01:12:17,034
 
Ls there anything
that I can do for you?"

1009
01:12:17,161 --> 01:12:21,787
 
And Mary looks up to him
and she goes, "Give us a kiss. "

1010
01:12:21,915 --> 01:12:25,166
 
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

1011
01:12:25,294 --> 01:12:27,619
- That's filthy.
- Not that filthy.
I've heard filthier.

1012
01:12:32,093 --> 01:12:34,299
 
 
Get off of me! Lt's this fuckin'...

1013
01:12:34,428 --> 01:12:37,429
 
- All right, see you guys later.
- All right. Take it easy, Bill.

1014
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,806
 
 
So, Skylar, thanks for comin' by.

1015
01:12:41,935 --> 01:12:43,892
 
Changed my
opinion of Harvard people.

1016
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:47,188
Ah, well, you don't want to rush
the judgment on that one 'cause,
you know, they're not all like me.

1017
01:12:47,316 --> 01:12:50,067
 
Oh, well, I'm sure.
But it was nice to meet ya.

1018
01:12:51,403 --> 01:12:52,898
 
- Take it easy.
- Oh, all right.

1019
01:12:53,030 --> 01:12:55,568
 
- Slowly back away.
- Oh, come on. Hey. Brother.

1020
01:12:55,699 --> 01:12:58,902
 
I don't know what you're doin',
dude. You're givin' us a ride.

1021
01:12:59,035 --> 01:13:01,194
- What the
fuck do I look like to you?
- Come on, Chuck.

1022
01:13:01,330 --> 01:13:03,405
 
Else you're walkin', bitch.
WilI's takin' the car.

1023
01:13:04,624 --> 01:13:06,663
 
All right. Thanks, Chuck.
I appreciate it.

1024
01:13:06,793 --> 01:13:09,580
 
Wait, wait. I don't know what
you're gettin' all serious about.

1025
01:13:09,713 --> 01:13:11,586
 
 
You're droppin' me off first.

1026
01:13:11,714 --> 01:13:14,205
 
- Dude, it's really out of the way.
- Oh, okay.

1027
01:13:14,342 --> 01:13:16,631
- It's real far.
- Just 'cause you have to sleep
in your one-room palace tonight...

1028
01:13:16,761 --> 01:13:18,421
 
- don't start thinkin' you're bad.
- All right, come on.

1029
01:13:18,554 --> 01:13:20,796
 
Hey, wait a minute. You said
we were gonna see your place.

1030
01:13:20,931 --> 01:13:23,850
- No, not tonight.
- Oh, no, not tonight.
Not any other night, hon.

1031
01:13:23,977 --> 01:13:27,760
He knows once
you see that little shit-hole, he's
gettin' dropped like a bad habit.

1032
01:13:27,897 --> 01:13:29,936
 
But I wanted to meet
your brothers.

1033
01:13:30,065 --> 01:13:32,355
 
No. We're
gonna do that another time.

1034
01:13:32,485 --> 01:13:34,358
 
 
All right.

1035
01:13:36,238 --> 01:13:38,646
 
 
Need them keys.

1036
01:13:38,783 --> 01:13:42,697
 
The stewardess hears this and
goes haulin' ass down the aisle.

1037
01:13:42,828 --> 01:13:46,114
 
And I yell,
"Don't forget the coffee. "

1038
01:13:46,249 --> 01:13:48,953
 
No shit!
You didn't say that.

1039
01:13:49,084 --> 01:13:51,077
- For Christ's sake,
Marty, it's a joke.
- Yeah.

1040
01:13:51,211 --> 01:13:53,335
- I know someone that it
actually happened to, Marty.
- A joke?

1041
01:13:53,464 --> 01:13:56,548
- Gerry. Have
trouble findin' the place?
- Hi. No, I took a cab.

1042
01:13:56,675 --> 01:14:00,506
 
Timmy, this is Gerry.
We went to college together.

1043
01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:03,424
 
- How you doin'? Nice to meet ya.
- Pleased to meet ya.

1044
01:14:03,557 --> 01:14:07,257
 
- Can I get you a beer?
- Uh, no, just a Perrier.

1045
01:14:07,393 --> 01:14:09,221
 
 
That's French for club soda.

1046
01:14:09,354 --> 01:14:12,604
- Huh. Club soda, yeah.
- Yeah.
A couple of sandwiches, too.

1047
01:14:12,732 --> 01:14:14,060
 
- Sure.
- Put it on my tab.

1048
01:14:14,192 --> 01:14:16,351
 
 
You ever plan on payin' your tab?

1049
01:14:16,486 --> 01:14:18,728
 
Yeah, chief. Got the winning
lottery ticket right here.

1050
01:14:18,863 --> 01:14:20,405
 
- What's the jackpot?
- $12 million.

1051
01:14:20,531 --> 01:14:25,241
- I don't think that'll cover it.
- Yeah, but it'll cover
your sex change operation.

1052
01:14:28,497 --> 01:14:30,869
 
- Nuts?
- No, thank you.

1053
01:14:35,046 --> 01:14:37,916
 
 
So, you wanted to talk about Will.

1054
01:14:38,048 --> 01:14:40,587
 
- Well, it seems to be going well.
- I think so.

1055
01:14:43,554 --> 01:14:46,258
 
Have you talked to him at all
about his future?

1056
01:14:46,390 --> 01:14:49,925
No, we haven't gotten
into that yet. We're still
bangin' away at the past.

1057
01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:53,595
Well, maybe you should.
My phone's been ringing off
the hook with job offers.

1058
01:14:53,730 --> 01:14:57,562
- What kind?
- Well, cutting edge
mathematics, think tanks.

1059
01:14:57,693 --> 01:15:01,026
 
The kind of place where a mind
like WilI's is given free rein.

1060
01:15:01,154 --> 01:15:03,693
 
That's, that's great
that there are offers...

1061
01:15:03,824 --> 01:15:05,781
 
but I, I don't really think
he's ready for that.

1062
01:15:10,539 --> 01:15:12,662
 
 
I'm not sure you understand, Sean.

1063
01:15:14,084 --> 01:15:16,788
 
- Well, what don't I understand?
- Here you go, guys.

1064
01:15:16,919 --> 01:15:18,794
 
- Thanks, Tim.
- Yeah, thank you.

1065
01:15:18,922 --> 01:15:22,919
 
Just so you don't get
sticky fingers, huh?

1066
01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:26,254
 
Tim, can you help us?
We're tryin' to settle a bet.

1067
01:15:26,388 --> 01:15:27,668
 
 
Uh-oh.

1068
01:15:27,806 --> 01:15:31,221
 
- You ever heard of Jonas Salk?
- Sure. Cured polio.

1069
01:15:31,350 --> 01:15:33,972
 
- Ever heard of Albert Einstein?
- Hey.

1070
01:15:36,272 --> 01:15:39,475
 
How about Gerald Lambeau?
Ever heard of him?

1071
01:15:40,777 --> 01:15:43,267
 
- No.
- Thank you, Tim.

1072
01:15:43,404 --> 01:15:45,277
 
- So, who won the bet?
- I did.

1073
01:15:48,785 --> 01:15:50,658
 
 
This isn't about me, Sean. I'm...

1074
01:15:52,579 --> 01:15:54,655
 
I'm nothing
compared to this young man.

1075
01:15:58,252 --> 01:16:00,125
 
 
You ever hear of Gerald Lambeau?

1076
01:16:00,254 --> 01:16:03,255
 
In 1905 there were hundreds
of professors renown...

1077
01:16:03,382 --> 01:16:06,169
 
for their study of the universe,
but it was a...

1078
01:16:06,301 --> 01:16:09,468
 
It was a 26-year-old
Swiss patent clerk...

1079
01:16:09,596 --> 01:16:12,170
 
doing physics in his spare time
who changed the world.

1080
01:16:12,307 --> 01:16:14,181
 
Can you imagine if Einstein
would have given that up...

1081
01:16:14,309 --> 01:16:16,764
 
just to get drunk with his buddies
in Vienna every night?

1082
01:16:16,895 --> 01:16:21,521
 
We all would've lost something.
Tim would never have heard of him.

1083
01:16:21,650 --> 01:16:24,685
 
- Pretty dramatic, Gerry.
- No, it isn't, Sean.

1084
01:16:24,819 --> 01:16:27,357
 
 
This boy has that gift.

1085
01:16:27,489 --> 01:16:29,944
 
He just hasn't got the direction,
but we can give that to him.

1086
01:16:30,074 --> 01:16:32,695
 
Hey, Gerry,
in the 1960s...

1087
01:16:32,827 --> 01:16:35,318
 
there was a young man graduated
from the University of Michigan.

1088
01:16:35,455 --> 01:16:38,658
 
Did some brilliant
work in mathematics.

1089
01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:41,034
 
Specifically,
bounded harmonic functions.

1090
01:16:41,169 --> 01:16:43,208
 
Then he went on to Berkeley.
He was assistant professor.

1091
01:16:43,338 --> 01:16:47,287
Showed amazing potential.
Then he moved to Montana and
he blew the competition away.

1092
01:16:47,424 --> 01:16:50,295
 
- Yeah, so who was he?
- Ted Kaczynski.

1093
01:16:50,428 --> 01:16:52,219
 
 
Haven't heard of him.

1094
01:16:52,346 --> 01:16:53,757
 
- Hey, Timmy!
- Yo!

1095
01:16:53,889 --> 01:16:57,056
 
- Who's Ted Kaczynski?
- Unabomber.

1096
01:16:59,019 --> 01:17:03,682
That's exactly what I'm
talking about. We gotta
give this kid direction.

1097
01:17:03,816 --> 01:17:06,521
 
He can contribute to the world,
and, and we can help him do that.

1098
01:17:06,652 --> 01:17:09,356
- Direction's one thing.
Manipulation's another, all right?
- Sean!

1099
01:17:09,488 --> 01:17:12,822
- We have to let him find...
- Sean, I'm not sitting at home
every night twisting my mustache...

1100
01:17:12,950 --> 01:17:15,867
 
and hatching a, hatching a plan
to ruin this boy's life.

1101
01:17:15,994 --> 01:17:18,912
 
I was doing advanced mathematics
when I was, when I was 18...

1102
01:17:19,039 --> 01:17:21,909
and it still took me over
20 years to do something
worthy of a Field's medal.

1103
01:17:22,042 --> 01:17:23,915
 
Well, maybe he doesn't want
what you want.

1104
01:17:24,044 --> 01:17:26,749
 
There's more to life
than a fuckin' Field's medal.

1105
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:30,712
 
This is too important, Sean,
and it's above personal rivalry.

1106
01:17:30,842 --> 01:17:33,000
 
Wait a minute. Wait a minute,
Gerry. Let's talk about the boy.

1107
01:17:33,136 --> 01:17:36,090
 
Why don't we give him time
to figure out what he wants?

1108
01:17:36,223 --> 01:17:39,425
 
That's a wonderful theory, Sean. It
worked wonders for you, didn't it?

1109
01:17:39,559 --> 01:17:42,097
 
Yeah, it did,
you arrogant fuckin' prick.

1110
01:17:43,646 --> 01:17:46,932
 
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I came here today.

1111
01:17:47,066 --> 01:17:49,190
 
I came here out of courtesy. I-
I wanted to keep you in the loop.

1112
01:17:49,319 --> 01:17:51,395
 
 
Oh, nice to be in the loop.

1113
01:17:51,529 --> 01:17:55,063
 
The boy's in a meeting right now
I set up for him over at McNeil.

1114
01:17:55,199 --> 01:17:59,197
 
Well, Will, uh, I'm not
exactly sure what you mean.

1115
01:17:59,328 --> 01:18:01,202
 
We've already offered you
a position.

1116
01:18:01,330 --> 01:18:03,618
 
Nobody in this town works
without a retainer, guys.

1117
01:18:03,749 --> 01:18:07,201
You think
you can find somebody who does, let
me tell you, you have my blessin'.

1118
01:18:07,336 --> 01:18:10,502
But I think we all know that
person's not gonna represent
you as well as I can.

1119
01:18:10,631 --> 01:18:13,751
 
Will, our offer
i- is $84,000 a year plus...

1120
01:18:13,884 --> 01:18:18,795
 
Retainer
Retainer.

1121
01:18:18,930 --> 01:18:21,552
 
You want us to give you cash
right now?

1122
01:18:21,684 --> 01:18:25,728
 
Whoa-ho-ho. Go easy.
Now, I didn't say that.

1123
01:18:25,854 --> 01:18:30,979
 
Allegedly,
your situation, for you...

1124
01:18:31,109 --> 01:18:33,315
 
 
would be concurrently improved...

1125
01:18:33,444 --> 01:18:37,193
 
if I had $200
in my back pocket right now.

1126
01:18:38,616 --> 01:18:42,780
 
Well, I don't
think I-I can, uh, uh... Larry?

1127
01:18:42,913 --> 01:18:47,076
 
- I've got $73.
- Uh, will you take a cheque?

1128
01:18:48,626 --> 01:18:51,830
 
Let me tell you somethin'.
You're suspect.

1129
01:18:51,963 --> 01:18:54,121
 
 
Yeah, you.

1130
01:18:54,257 --> 01:18:58,421
 
I don't know what
your reputation is in this town...

1131
01:18:58,553 --> 01:19:02,799
but after the shit you
tried to pull today, you can
bet I'll be lookin' into you.

1132
01:19:02,932 --> 01:19:07,843
 
Now, any business
we have heretofore...

1133
01:19:07,979 --> 01:19:10,516
 
you can speak with
my aforementioned attorney.

1134
01:19:11,773 --> 01:19:15,688
 
Good day, gentlemen.
And until that day comes...

1135
01:19:15,820 --> 01:19:17,693
 
 
keep your ear to the grindstone.

1136
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,869
 
- How's it goin'?
- Fine.

1137
01:19:34,004 --> 01:19:36,080
 
 
Yeah.

1138
01:19:36,215 --> 01:19:39,049
 
 
Good.

1139
01:19:39,176 --> 01:19:42,211
 
- You want some help?
- No.

1140
01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:45,050
- Come on. Give me one little peek,
we'll go to the batting cages.
- No.

1141
01:19:47,350 --> 01:19:50,969
 
It is actually important
that I learn this.

1142
01:19:51,104 --> 01:19:54,888
- It's really
important to me. Okay?
- All right. All right.

1143
01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:59,897
- So, why don't we just
hang out here all day?
- Yes, why don't we?

1144
01:20:02,281 --> 01:20:05,865
 
 
All right, Mr Nosey Parker.

1145
01:20:05,994 --> 01:20:10,370
 
Seeing as you're intent
on breaking my balls...

1146
01:20:10,498 --> 01:20:12,371
 
 
let me ask you a question.

1147
01:20:12,499 --> 01:20:14,576
 
 
All right.

1148
01:20:14,711 --> 01:20:18,542
 
 
Do you have a photographic memory?

1149
01:20:18,672 --> 01:20:20,546
 
I don't know.
I just kinda remember, you know?

1150
01:20:20,674 --> 01:20:24,174
I mean, how do you
remember your phone number?
You know? You just do.

1151
01:20:24,303 --> 01:20:27,256
- Well, have you
studied organic chemistry?
- A little bit.

1152
01:20:27,389 --> 01:20:30,094
 
- Oh, just for fun?
- Yeah, for kicks.

1153
01:20:30,226 --> 01:20:33,012
 
Yeah, it's so much fun
studying organic chemistry.

1154
01:20:33,145 --> 01:20:35,682
 
 
Are you mad?

1155
01:20:35,814 --> 01:20:39,942
 
Have you completely lost your mind?
Nobody studies it for fun.

1156
01:20:40,068 --> 01:20:43,104
 
It's not a, a necessity,
especially for someone like you.

1157
01:20:43,238 --> 01:20:45,480
 
- Someone like me?
- Yeah.

1158
01:20:45,616 --> 01:20:49,743
Someone who divides their
time fairly evenly between
batting cages and bars.

1159
01:20:49,869 --> 01:20:51,779
 
I mean, I would hardly say
it was a necessity.

1160
01:20:51,914 --> 01:20:53,289
 
 
Oh.

1161
01:20:54,666 --> 01:20:57,453
 
You know, there are very
smart people here at Harvard.

1162
01:20:57,585 --> 01:21:01,453
 
And even they have to study,
because this is really hard.

1163
01:21:01,589 --> 01:21:05,337
 
 
And yet, you do it so easily.

1164
01:21:05,468 --> 01:21:08,967
 
I don't understand. I, I, I don't
understand how your mind works.

1165
01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:11,801
 
- Do you play the piano?
- I want to talk about this.

1166
01:21:11,932 --> 01:21:13,972
 
No, I'm trying to explain it
to you. Do you play the piano?

1167
01:21:14,101 --> 01:21:18,479
- Yeah, a bit.
- All right. So when you, when you
look at a piano, you see Mozart.

1168
01:21:18,606 --> 01:21:22,141
 
- I see "Chopsticks. "
- All right. Well, Beethoven, okay?

1169
01:21:22,277 --> 01:21:26,108
He looked at a piano, and
it just made sense to him.
He could just play.

1170
01:21:26,238 --> 01:21:28,527
- So, what are
you saying? You play the piano?
- No, not a lick.

1171
01:21:28,657 --> 01:21:32,489
I mean, I look at a piano,
I see a bunch of keys, three
pedals and a box of wood.

1172
01:21:32,620 --> 01:21:37,329
 
But Beethoven, Mozart,
they saw it, they could just play.

1173
01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:41,076
I couldn't paint you
a picture. I probably can't
hit the ball out of Fenway.

1174
01:21:41,211 --> 01:21:43,085
 
 
And I can't play the piano.

1175
01:21:43,213 --> 01:21:46,878
 
But you can do my O-chem paper
in under an hour.

1176
01:21:47,009 --> 01:21:49,084
 
Right. Well, I mean, when it came
to stuff like that...

1177
01:21:49,219 --> 01:21:51,176
 
 
I could always just play.

1178
01:21:53,932 --> 01:21:55,841
 
 
That's the best I can explain it.

1179
01:21:57,018 --> 01:21:59,805
- Come here. I
have to tell you something.
- Huh?

1180
01:21:59,938 --> 01:22:02,643
 
- I have to tell you something.
- Oh.

1181
01:22:02,774 --> 01:22:04,850
 
 
Well...

1182
01:22:19,290 --> 01:22:23,869
 
- It's not fair.
- What's not fair? What?

1183
01:22:24,003 --> 01:22:27,039
 
 
I've been here for four years...

1184
01:22:27,173 --> 01:22:29,877
 
 
and I've only just found you.

1185
01:22:30,802 --> 01:22:33,043
 
 
Well, you found me.

1186
01:22:44,898 --> 01:22:46,938
 
 
Are you awake?

1187
01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:49,024
 
 
Nope.

1188
01:22:49,987 --> 01:22:52,026
 
 
Yes, you are.

1189
01:22:55,033 --> 01:22:58,153
 
 
Will, come to California with me.

1190
01:22:59,787 --> 01:23:01,662
 
 
What?

1191
01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:06,460
 
I want you to come
to California with me.

1192
01:23:11,716 --> 01:23:13,590
 
 
You sure about that?

1193
01:23:13,718 --> 01:23:16,256
 
 
Oh, yeah.

1194
01:23:16,388 --> 01:23:19,424
 
 
Yeah, but how do you know?

1195
01:23:19,557 --> 01:23:23,472
 
I don't know.
I just know.

1196
01:23:23,603 --> 01:23:26,473
 
 
Yeah, but h-how do you know?

1197
01:23:26,606 --> 01:23:31,683
 
 
I know because I feel it.

1198
01:23:31,819 --> 01:23:34,392
- 'Cause that's a really serious
thing you're sayin'. I mean...
- I, I know.

1199
01:23:34,530 --> 01:23:36,985
 
You could be in California
next week, and you know...

1200
01:23:37,116 --> 01:23:40,615
 
you might find out something about
me you don't like, and, you know...

1201
01:23:40,745 --> 01:23:43,745
maybe you wish you hadn't
said that, but you know
it's such a serious thing...

1202
01:23:43,872 --> 01:23:46,281
 
that you can't take it back,
and now I'm stuck in California...

1203
01:23:46,417 --> 01:23:49,204
with someone that
doesn't really want to be with me,
just wish they had a take-back.

1204
01:23:49,336 --> 01:23:52,669
 
 
A what? What's a take-back?

1205
01:23:52,798 --> 01:23:55,123
 
 
I don't want a take-back.

1206
01:23:55,259 --> 01:23:58,841
 
I just want you to come
to California with me.

1207
01:23:58,970 --> 01:24:02,304
 
Well, I can't go to California
with you, so...

1208
01:24:04,768 --> 01:24:09,763
- Why not?
- Well, one, because
I, I, I got a job here.

1209
01:24:09,898 --> 01:24:12,389
 
 
And two, because I live here.

1210
01:24:12,525 --> 01:24:16,475
 
Look, um, if you don't love me,
you should just tell me because...

1211
01:24:16,612 --> 01:24:19,614
 
 
I'm not sayin' I don't love you.

1212
01:24:19,741 --> 01:24:24,984
 
Then why? Why won't you come?
What are you so scared of?

1213
01:24:25,121 --> 01:24:27,078
 
 
What am I so scared of?

1214
01:24:27,207 --> 01:24:30,622
 
 
Well, what aren't you scared of?

1215
01:24:30,751 --> 01:24:32,643
You live in this
safe little world where
no one challenges you,

1216
01:24:32,644 --> 01:24:34,536
 
and you're scared
shitless to do anything else.

1217
01:24:34,672 --> 01:24:36,190
 
- Because that might mean
that you'd have to change.

1218
01:24:36,190 --> 01:24:37,708
- Don't,
don't tell me about my world.
Don't tell me about my world.

1219
01:24:37,842 --> 01:24:40,084
I mean, you just wanna have
your little fling with like the
guy from the other side of town.

1220
01:24:40,220 --> 01:24:43,220
Then you're gonna go off
to Stanford. You're gonna
marry some rich prick...

1221
01:24:43,347 --> 01:24:45,339
 
who your parents will approve of,
and just sit around...

1222
01:24:45,474 --> 01:24:49,057
with the other trust-fund
babies and talk about how
you went slummin', too, once.

1223
01:24:49,186 --> 01:24:52,103
 
 
Why are you saying this?

1224
01:24:52,231 --> 01:24:54,769
 
What is your
obsession with this money?

1225
01:24:54,901 --> 01:24:59,361
 
My father died when I was 13,
and I inherited this money.

1226
01:24:59,488 --> 01:25:04,827
You don't think
every day I wake up, and
I wish I could give it back.

1227
01:25:04,952 --> 01:25:06,861
 
That I would
give it back in a second...

1228
01:25:06,995 --> 01:25:09,533
 
if it meant I could have one
more day with him, but I can't.

1229
01:25:09,664 --> 01:25:11,741
 
And that's my life,
and I deal with it.

1230
01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:14,995
 
So don't put your shit on me
when you're the one that's afraid.

1231
01:25:15,128 --> 01:25:17,750
I'm afraid?
W-W-What am I afraid of?
So, what the fuck am I afraid of?

1232
01:25:17,881 --> 01:25:20,372
 
You're afraid of me. You're afraid
that I won't love you back.

1233
01:25:20,509 --> 01:25:22,797
 
And you know what?
I'm afraid, too!

1234
01:25:22,927 --> 01:25:26,048
But fuck it,
I wanna give it a shot.
And at least I'm honest with you.

1235
01:25:26,181 --> 01:25:30,095
 
- I'm not honest with you?
- No. What about your 12 brothers?

1236
01:25:30,226 --> 01:25:32,135
 
 
All right.

1237
01:25:32,269 --> 01:25:34,428
 
No, you're not going.
You're not leaving.

1238
01:25:34,564 --> 01:25:37,399
 
What do you wanna know? What?
That I don't have 12 brothers?

1239
01:25:37,525 --> 01:25:38,711
 
- That I'm a fuckin' orphan?
No, you don't wanna hear that.

1240
01:25:38,711 --> 01:25:39,897
 
- I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.

1241
01:25:40,027 --> 01:25:41,437
 
 
No, you don't wanna hear that.

1242
01:25:41,437 --> 01:25:43,646
You don't wanna hear
that I got fuckin' cigarettes put
out on me when I was a little kid.

1243
01:25:43,781 --> 01:25:45,904
 
- Honey, I didn't know that.
- That this isn't fuckin' surgery.

1244
01:25:46,033 --> 01:25:49,403
That the motherfucker
stabbed me. You don't
wanna hear that shit, Skylar!

1245
01:25:49,537 --> 01:25:52,028
- I do wanna hear that.
- Don't tell
me you wanna hear that shit!

1246
01:25:52,164 --> 01:25:54,048
- I wanna hear it because
I wanna help you, because
I wanna be with you.

1247
01:25:54,048 --> 01:25:55,248
 
 
- Help me? What the fuck!

1248
01:25:55,375 --> 01:25:58,081
 
What do I got, a fuckin' sign
on my back that says, "Save me"?

1249
01:25:58,212 --> 01:25:59,670
 
- No.
- Do I look like I need that?

1250
01:25:59,797 --> 01:26:01,754
 
- No! God, I just want to be
with you because I love you.

1251
01:26:01,754 --> 01:26:03,711
 
- Don't bullshit me.
Don't bullshit me.

1252
01:26:03,843 --> 01:26:06,677
 
- Don't you fuckin' bullshit me!
- I love you. I love you.

1253
01:26:06,804 --> 01:26:09,259
 
 
I love you.

1254
01:26:10,598 --> 01:26:14,597
 
I wanna hear you say
that you don't love me.

1255
01:26:14,728 --> 01:26:16,767
 
 
Because if you say that...

1256
01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:20,646
 
 
then I won't call you...

1257
01:26:22,027 --> 01:26:25,063
 
 
and I won't be in your life.

1258
01:26:31,536 --> 01:26:33,778
 
 
I don't love you.

1259
01:26:37,667 --> 01:26:39,540
 
 
You don't...

1260
01:27:13,786 --> 01:27:17,830
 
Most people never get to see
how brilliant they can be.

1261
01:27:17,956 --> 01:27:20,661
 
They don't find teachers
that believe in them.

1262
01:27:20,793 --> 01:27:24,327
 
 
They get convinced they're stupid.

1263
01:27:24,462 --> 01:27:27,380
 
I hope you appreciate
what he's doing...

1264
01:27:27,508 --> 01:27:30,793
 
because I've seen how much
he enjoys working with you...

1265
01:27:30,927 --> 01:27:33,133
 
 
not against you.

1266
01:27:37,017 --> 01:27:38,890
 
 
Hello, Will.

1267
01:27:39,894 --> 01:27:42,137
 
 
Tom, can you get us some coffee?

1268
01:27:42,272 --> 01:27:44,146
 
 
Sure.

1269
01:27:47,693 --> 01:27:49,603
 
 
Now, let's see.

1270
01:27:55,659 --> 01:27:58,863
 
 
Good. This is correct.

1271
01:28:00,456 --> 01:28:02,744
 
 
I see you used Maclaurin here.

1272
01:28:02,875 --> 01:28:05,995
 
Yeah, I don't know what
you call it, but...

1273
01:28:07,004 --> 01:28:09,376
 
 
This can't be right.

1274
01:28:11,842 --> 01:28:14,333
 
 
This would be very embarrassing.

1275
01:28:17,848 --> 01:28:20,386
 
- Did you ever consider...
- I'm pretty sure it's right.

1276
01:28:20,518 --> 01:28:22,391
 
Hey, look, can we do this
at Sean's office from now on?

1277
01:28:22,519 --> 01:28:26,813
Because I, I gotta knock
off work to come here and
the commute is killing me.

1278
01:28:26,940 --> 01:28:28,316
 
 
Yeah, sure.

1279
01:28:28,442 --> 01:28:30,518
- But did you
think of the possibility...
- It's right.

1280
01:28:31,695 --> 01:28:35,693
 
It's right.
Just take it home with you.

1281
01:28:38,994 --> 01:28:40,903
 
What happened
at the McNeil meeting?

1282
01:28:41,996 --> 01:28:46,208
 
I couldn't go. I had a date. So,
uh, so I sent my chief negotiator.

1283
01:28:50,046 --> 01:28:53,581
 
On your own time, you can do
whatever you like, Will.

1284
01:28:53,716 --> 01:28:56,421
 
But when I set up a meeting with,
with my associates...

1285
01:28:56,552 --> 01:28:59,008
 
and you don't show up,
it reflects poorly on me.

1286
01:28:59,139 --> 01:29:01,427
- Well, then don't set
up any more meetings.
- Well, I won't.

1287
01:29:01,557 --> 01:29:03,882
 
 
I'll cancel them.

1288
01:29:04,018 --> 01:29:07,553
I'll give you a job myself.
I, I just wanted you
to see what was out there.

1289
01:29:07,688 --> 01:29:09,271
 
Look,
maybe I don't wanna spend the,

1290
01:29:09,272 --> 01:29:10,855
 
the rest of my fuckin' life sittin'
around explaining shit to people.

1291
01:29:18,490 --> 01:29:21,445
 
I think you could show me
some appreciation.

1292
01:29:21,577 --> 01:29:24,661
 
A little appreciation? Do you know
how easy this is for me?

1293
01:29:24,788 --> 01:29:27,954
Do you have
any fuckin' idea how easy
this is? This is a fuckin' joke.

1294
01:29:28,083 --> 01:29:29,957
 
And I'm sorry you can't do this.
I really am.

1295
01:29:30,085 --> 01:29:32,623
Because I wouldn't have
to fuckin' sit here and
watch you fumble around...

1296
01:29:32,754 --> 01:29:34,663
 
 
and fuck it up.

1297
01:29:39,428 --> 01:29:43,045
Then you'd have more time
to sit around and get drunk
instead, wouldn't you?

1298
01:29:43,181 --> 01:29:47,724
 
You're right. This is probably
a total waste of my time.

1299
01:30:01,866 --> 01:30:03,989
 
 
Yeah, you're right, Will.

1300
01:30:06,161 --> 01:30:08,831
 
 
I can't do this proof.

1301
01:30:10,458 --> 01:30:13,660
 
But you can. And when it comes
to that, it's only about...

1302
01:30:13,794 --> 01:30:17,128
It's just a handful of people
in the world who can tell the
difference between you and me.

1303
01:30:17,256 --> 01:30:19,332
 
- But I'm one of 'em.
- Sorry.

1304
01:30:19,466 --> 01:30:21,625
 
 
Yeah, so am I.

1305
01:30:22,553 --> 01:30:24,925
 
 
Most days I wish I never met you...

1306
01:30:27,641 --> 01:30:29,515
 
because
then I could sleep at night.

1307
01:30:29,644 --> 01:30:32,514
 
And I didn't, I didn't have to walk
around with the knowledge...

1308
01:30:32,646 --> 01:30:35,563
 
that there was someone like you
out there.

1309
01:30:41,696 --> 01:30:45,148
 
I- I didn't have to watch you
throw it all away.

1310
01:30:52,374 --> 01:30:54,699
 
 
Bill, hold it.

1311
01:30:54,835 --> 01:30:57,041
 
 
Did you hear that?

1312
01:30:57,962 --> 01:30:59,837
 
 
Morgan!

1313
01:30:59,965 --> 01:31:02,502
 
Lf you're watchin' pornos
in my mom's room again...

1314
01:31:02,634 --> 01:31:04,709
 
I'm gonna
give you a fuckin' beatin'.

1315
01:31:21,318 --> 01:31:24,273
 
 
What's up, fellas?

1316
01:31:24,405 --> 01:31:27,359
Morgan, dude,
why don't you jerk off in
your own fuckin' house, dude?

1317
01:31:27,491 --> 01:31:31,738
 
- That's fuckin' filthy.
- I don't got a V.C.R. At my house.

1318
01:31:31,871 --> 01:31:35,738
 
- You're kiddin'.
- Come on. Not in my glove.

1319
01:31:35,874 --> 01:31:38,247
 
 
I didn't, I didn't use the glove.

1320
01:31:38,377 --> 01:31:40,251
 
 
That's my Little League glove.

1321
01:31:42,589 --> 01:31:45,295
 
 
What do you want me to do?

1322
01:31:45,426 --> 01:31:47,584
 
 
I mean, what's wrong with you?

1323
01:31:47,719 --> 01:31:49,759
 
 
You'll hump a baseball glove?

1324
01:31:49,888 --> 01:31:53,257
 
I didn't. I didn't. I just
used it for the, for cleanup.

1325
01:31:54,351 --> 01:31:56,924
 
Will you stop jerkin' off
in my mother's room, please?

1326
01:31:57,062 --> 01:32:00,264
- Is there another V.C.R.
In the house?
- It's just sad, bro.

1327
01:32:02,109 --> 01:32:06,734
 
So why do you think I should work
for the National Security Agency?

1328
01:32:06,863 --> 01:32:10,066
 
Well, you'd be working
on the cutting edge.

1329
01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:13,200
You'd be exposed to the
kind of technology that you
wouldn't see anywhere else...

1330
01:32:13,327 --> 01:32:16,115
 
 
because we've classified it.

1331
01:32:16,248 --> 01:32:19,782
 
Superstring theory,
chaos math, advanced algorithms.

1332
01:32:19,917 --> 01:32:22,918
 
 
Code breaking.

1333
01:32:23,045 --> 01:32:25,667
 
Well, that's one aspect
of what we do.

1334
01:32:25,798 --> 01:32:27,672
 
Oh, come on.
I mean, that is what you do.

1335
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:30,837
 
You guys handle 80%
of the intelligence workload.

1336
01:32:30,970 --> 01:32:33,461
 
You're seven times the size
of the C.I.A.

1337
01:32:33,598 --> 01:32:36,633
 
We don't like to brag
about that, Will.

1338
01:32:36,767 --> 01:32:39,934
 
 
But you're exactly right.

1339
01:32:40,062 --> 01:32:43,265
 
So, the way I see it,
the question isn't...

1340
01:32:43,398 --> 01:32:45,972
 
"Why should
you work for the N.S.A.?"

1341
01:32:46,110 --> 01:32:48,648
 
The question is:
"Why shouldn't you?"

1342
01:32:48,779 --> 01:32:52,527
 
Why shouldn't
I work for the N.S.A.?

1343
01:32:52,657 --> 01:32:56,607
 
That's a tough one,
but I'll take a shot.

1344
01:32:56,745 --> 01:32:59,152
 
Say I'm workin' at the N.S.A. And
somebody puts a code on my desk.

1345
01:32:59,289 --> 01:33:01,163
 
 
Somethin' no one else can break.

1346
01:33:01,292 --> 01:33:03,248
 
Maybe I take a shot at it,
and maybe I break it.

1347
01:33:03,377 --> 01:33:05,535
 
And I'm real happy with myself
'cause I did my job well.

1348
01:33:05,670 --> 01:33:09,122
But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in
North Africa or the Middle East.

1349
01:33:09,258 --> 01:33:12,626
And once they have that location,
they bomb the village
where the rebels are hidin'.

1350
01:33:12,761 --> 01:33:16,972
Fifteen hundred people
that I never met, never had
no problem with, get killed.

1351
01:33:17,099 --> 01:33:20,099
Now the politicians
are sayin', "Oh, send in
the marines to secure the area. "

1352
01:33:20,226 --> 01:33:22,764
'Cause they don't give
a shit. It won't be their
kid over there gettin' shot.

1353
01:33:22,895 --> 01:33:24,770
 
Just like it wasn't them
when their number got called...

1354
01:33:24,898 --> 01:33:27,020
 
'cause they were all pullin' a tour
in the National Guard.

1355
01:33:27,150 --> 01:33:29,984
 
It'll be some kid from Southie over
there takin' shrapnel in the ass.

1356
01:33:30,111 --> 01:33:32,187
 
He comes back to find that
the plant he used to work at...

1357
01:33:32,322 --> 01:33:34,694
 
got exported to the country
he just got back from...

1358
01:33:34,824 --> 01:33:36,946
 
and the guy who put the shrapnel
in his ass got his old job...

1359
01:33:37,076 --> 01:33:39,994
 
'cause he'll work for 15 cents
a day and no bathroom breaks.

1360
01:33:40,121 --> 01:33:42,528
Meanwhile, he realizes
the only reason he was over
there in the first place...

1361
01:33:42,665 --> 01:33:45,701
was so that we could install
a government that would
sell us oil at a good price.

1362
01:33:45,834 --> 01:33:49,619
And, of course, the oil companies
used a little skirmish over there
to scare up domestic oil prices.

1363
01:33:49,755 --> 01:33:51,629
 
A cute little ancillary benefit
for them...

1364
01:33:51,757 --> 01:33:54,247
 
but it ain't helpin' my buddy
at $2.50 a gallon.

1365
01:33:54,385 --> 01:33:56,377
 
They're takin' their sweet time
bringin' the oil back, of course.

1366
01:33:56,512 --> 01:33:58,718
 
Maybe they even took the liberty
of hirin' an alcoholic skipper...

1367
01:33:58,847 --> 01:34:02,014
who likes to drink
martinis and fuckin' play
slalom with the icebergs.

1368
01:34:02,143 --> 01:34:04,218
 
It ain't too long till he hits one,
spills the oil...

1369
01:34:04,353 --> 01:34:06,890
 
and kills all the sea life
in the North Atlantic.

1370
01:34:07,022 --> 01:34:09,180
 
So now by buddy's out of work.
He can't afford to drive...

1371
01:34:09,315 --> 01:34:11,392
 
so he's walkin' to the fuckin'
job interviews, which sucks...

1372
01:34:11,526 --> 01:34:14,147
 
because the shrapnel in his ass
is givin' him chronic haemorrhoids.

1373
01:34:14,279 --> 01:34:16,686
And meanwhile, he's starvin'
'cause every time he tries
to get a bite to eat...

1374
01:34:16,823 --> 01:34:21,699
the only blue plate
special they're servin' is North
Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

1375
01:34:21,828 --> 01:34:23,701
 
 
So what did I think?

1376
01:34:23,830 --> 01:34:27,329
 
I'm holdin'
out for something better.

1377
01:34:27,459 --> 01:34:30,661
 
I figure, fuck it. While I'm at it,
why not just shoot my buddy...

1378
01:34:30,795 --> 01:34:32,669
 
take his job,
give it to his sworn enemy...

1379
01:34:32,797 --> 01:34:35,253
 
hike up gas prices, bomb a village,
club a baby seal...

1380
01:34:35,383 --> 01:34:38,087
 
hit the hash pipe
and join the National Guard?

1381
01:34:38,219 --> 01:34:40,757
 
 
I can be elected president.

1382
01:34:40,889 --> 01:34:44,091
 
- You feel like you're alone, Will?
- What?

1383
01:34:45,184 --> 01:34:47,592
 
 
Do you have a soul mate?

1384
01:34:47,729 --> 01:34:50,398
 
Do I have a...
Define that.

1385
01:34:50,523 --> 01:34:52,432
 
 
Somebody who challenges you.

1386
01:34:53,567 --> 01:34:55,477
 
- Uh, Chuckie.
- No, Chuckie's family.

1387
01:34:55,611 --> 01:34:58,184
 
He'd lie down
in fuckin' traffic for you.

1388
01:34:58,322 --> 01:35:01,821
No, I'm talkin' about someone
who opens up things for you,
touches your soul.

1389
01:35:04,119 --> 01:35:07,453
 
- I got... I got...
- Who?

1390
01:35:07,581 --> 01:35:10,250
 
- I got plenty.
- Well, name 'em.

1391
01:35:10,376 --> 01:35:13,578
 
Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost,
O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke...

1392
01:35:13,712 --> 01:35:16,629
 
- That's great. They're all dead.
- Not to me they're not.

1393
01:35:16,756 --> 01:35:19,046
 
Nah. You don't have
a lot of dialogue with them.

1394
01:35:20,385 --> 01:35:22,259
 
 
You can't give back to them, Will.

1395
01:35:22,387 --> 01:35:24,794
 
Not without some serious
smelling salts and a heater.

1396
01:35:24,931 --> 01:35:26,971
 
 
Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1397
01:35:28,435 --> 01:35:30,557
 
You'll never have that kind
of relationship in a world...

1398
01:35:30,687 --> 01:35:32,893
 
where you're always afraid
to take the first step...

1399
01:35:33,022 --> 01:35:36,522
because
all you see is every negative
thing ten miles down the road.

1400
01:35:36,651 --> 01:35:39,058
- You gonna take the
professor's side on this?
- Don't give me a line of shit.

1401
01:35:39,195 --> 01:35:40,570
 
- No.
- Look, I didn't want the job.

1402
01:35:40,696 --> 01:35:43,104
It's
not about the job. I don't care
if you work for the government.

1403
01:35:43,241 --> 01:35:46,325
 
But you can do anything you want.
You are bound by nothing.

1404
01:35:47,828 --> 01:35:51,328
 
What are you passionate about?
What do you want?

1405
01:35:51,457 --> 01:35:53,580
 
I mean, there are guys who work
their entire life layin' brick...

1406
01:35:53,709 --> 01:35:56,165
 
so their kids have a chance
at the opportunities you have here.

1407
01:35:56,296 --> 01:35:58,751
 
- I didn't ask for this.
- No.

1408
01:35:58,881 --> 01:36:01,288
You were born with it,
so don't cop out behind,
"I didn't ask for this. "

1409
01:36:01,425 --> 01:36:04,759
What do you mean, "cop
out"? I mean, w- w-what's
wrong with layin' brick?

1410
01:36:04,887 --> 01:36:06,262
 
- Nothin'.
- There's nothin' wrong with it.

1411
01:36:06,263 --> 01:36:07,638
 
... That's, that's somebody's
home I'm buildin'.

1412
01:36:07,765 --> 01:36:12,474
Right. My day laid brick,
okay? Busted his ass so
I could have an education.

1413
01:36:12,603 --> 01:36:16,102
Exactly. That's an honourable
profession. What's wrong with,
with fixin' somebody's car?

1414
01:36:16,231 --> 01:36:18,686
Someone will get to work
the next day because of me.
There's honour in that.

1415
01:36:18,818 --> 01:36:20,976
Yeah,
there is, Will. There's honour
in that. And there's honour in...

1416
01:36:21,111 --> 01:36:23,103
 
you know, taking that
40-minute train ride...

1417
01:36:23,238 --> 01:36:25,693
so those college kids could
come in in the morning
and the floors are clean.

1418
01:36:25,823 --> 01:36:27,532
 
And the wastebaskets are empty.
That's real work.

1419
01:36:27,659 --> 01:36:29,984
 
- That's right.
- Right. And that's honourable.

1420
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:33,820
 
Sure, that's why you took that job.
I mean, for the honour of it.

1421
01:36:33,956 --> 01:36:35,866
 
 
I just have a little question here.

1422
01:36:36,001 --> 01:36:38,670
 
 
You could be a janitor anywhere.

1423
01:36:38,795 --> 01:36:42,460
Why did you work at the most
prestigious technical college
in the whole fuckin' world?

1424
01:36:42,591 --> 01:36:45,840
And why did you sneak
around at night and finish
other people's formulas...

1425
01:36:45,968 --> 01:36:49,836
that only one or
two people in the world could do,
and then lie about it?

1426
01:36:52,517 --> 01:36:54,841
 
'Cause I don't see a lot of honour
in that, Will.

1427
01:36:58,147 --> 01:37:00,472
 
 
So what do you really want to do?

1428
01:37:04,696 --> 01:37:07,649
 
- I wanna be a shepherd.
- Really?

1429
01:37:07,781 --> 01:37:09,988
 
I wanna move up to Nashua,
get a nice little spread...

1430
01:37:10,117 --> 01:37:12,027
 
get some sheep
and tend to them.

1431
01:37:12,161 --> 01:37:15,031
 
- Maybe you should go do that.
- What?

1432
01:37:15,164 --> 01:37:17,868
You know, if you're
gonna jerk off, why don't you just
do it at home with a moist towel?

1433
01:37:17,999 --> 01:37:19,541
 
- You're chuckin' me?
- Yeah, get the fuck outta here.

1434
01:37:19,669 --> 01:37:21,577
- Hey, no,
no, no. Time's not up yet.
- Yeah, it is.

1435
01:37:21,712 --> 01:37:23,953
- I'm not leavin'. No.
- Listen, you're
not gonna answer my questions.

1436
01:37:24,089 --> 01:37:26,924
- You're wastin' my fuckin' time.
- What? I thought we were
friends. What do you mean, you...

1437
01:37:27,050 --> 01:37:30,585
- Playtime's over, okay?
- Well, why you kickin' me out,
Sean? I mean, what... I mean...

1438
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:34,054
 
You're lecturin' me on life?
Look at you, you fuckin' burnout.

1439
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:36,341
 
- What winds your clock?
- Workin' with you.

1440
01:37:36,476 --> 01:37:39,512
Where's your soul mate?
You wanna talk about soul
mates? Where is she?

1441
01:37:39,646 --> 01:37:41,721
 
- Dead.
- That's right, she's fuckin' dead.

1442
01:37:41,856 --> 01:37:44,526
 
She fuckin' dies, and you just cash
in your chips and you walk away?

1443
01:37:44,651 --> 01:37:48,778
- Hey, at least I played a hand.
- Oh, and you played a hand and you
lost. You lost a big fuckin' hand.

1444
01:37:48,904 --> 01:37:52,239
And some people will lose
a big hand like that and have
the sack to ante up again.

1445
01:37:52,367 --> 01:37:55,451
 
Look at me.
What do you wanna do?

1446
01:38:02,501 --> 01:38:06,451
 
You and your bullshit. You got
a bullshit answer for everybody.

1447
01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:10,420
But I ask you a very simple
question, and you can't
give me a straight answer.

1448
01:38:12,135 --> 01:38:14,461
 
 
Because you don't know.

1449
01:38:16,098 --> 01:38:18,304
 
 
See ya, Bo-Peep.

1450
01:38:21,395 --> 01:38:23,553
 
- Fuck you.
- You're the shepherd.

1451
01:38:28,277 --> 01:38:30,316
 
 
Shepherd.

1452
01:38:30,446 --> 01:38:32,521
 
 
White little prick.

1453
01:38:33,865 --> 01:38:35,740
 
 
I just wanted to, you know, um...

1454
01:38:35,868 --> 01:38:39,319
 
call you up,
uh, before you left, um...

1455
01:38:39,454 --> 01:38:41,493
 
I've been takin' all these, uh,
job interviews and stuff...

1456
01:38:41,623 --> 01:38:43,746
 
so I'm not gonna be
just a construction worker.

1457
01:38:43,876 --> 01:38:46,746
 
Well, you know,
I never really cared about that.

1458
01:38:48,338 --> 01:38:50,211
 
 
Yeah.

1459
01:38:53,343 --> 01:38:54,718
 
 
I love you.

1460
01:39:00,058 --> 01:39:01,552
 
 
Will?

1461
01:39:03,102 --> 01:39:04,477
 
 
You take care.

1462
01:39:04,603 --> 01:39:08,139
 
Someone's always comin'
around here

1463
01:39:08,274 --> 01:39:10,812
 
- Trailin' some new kill
- Bye.

1464
01:39:13,028 --> 01:39:15,105
 
 
Says I seen your picture

1465
01:39:15,239 --> 01:39:19,865
 
 
On a hundred dollar bill

1466
01:39:19,993 --> 01:39:24,074
 
 
What's a game of chance to you

1467
01:39:24,206 --> 01:39:26,661
 
 
In this world

1468
01:39:28,335 --> 01:39:31,751
 
Of real skill
So glad to meet you

1469
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:36,257
 
 
Angeles

1470
01:39:38,053 --> 01:39:40,129
 
 
Pickin' up the ticket shows

1471
01:39:40,263 --> 01:39:43,963
 
 
There's money to be made

1472
01:39:45,852 --> 01:39:47,845
 
 
Go on, lose the gamble

1473
01:39:47,979 --> 01:39:52,606
 
 
That's the history of the trade

1474
01:39:52,734 --> 01:39:58,024
 
Did you add up
all the cards left to play

1475
01:40:01,284 --> 01:40:05,233
 
To zero
And sign up with people

1476
01:40:05,371 --> 01:40:07,993
 
 
Angeles

1477
01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:13,035
 
 
Don't start with me tryin'

1478
01:40:15,465 --> 01:40:17,872
 
Will, come on.
Will!

1479
01:40:20,052 --> 01:40:22,294
 
Will, that's it.
We're done here.

1480
01:40:22,430 --> 01:40:25,430
 
I'm sitting in your office
and the boy isn't here.

1481
01:40:27,184 --> 01:40:31,016
 
Well, it's ten past 5:00.
An hour and ten minutes late.

1482
01:40:31,147 --> 01:40:34,847
 
I can make you satisfied
in everything

1483
01:40:34,983 --> 01:40:37,106
 
Well, what if he doesn't show up
and I file a report...

1484
01:40:37,236 --> 01:40:39,110
 
saying he wasn't here
and he goes back to jail?

1485
01:40:39,238 --> 01:40:41,989
 
 
Lt won't be on my conscience.

1486
01:40:42,115 --> 01:40:45,070
 
 
Now becoming true

1487
01:40:45,202 --> 01:40:47,693
 
 
Okay. Fine.

1488
01:40:49,831 --> 01:40:51,705
 
 
What's up?

1489
01:40:53,627 --> 01:40:55,500
 
 
Thanks.

1490
01:41:00,384 --> 01:41:02,257
 
 
Fuck, that's good.

1491
01:41:05,930 --> 01:41:08,054
 
 
So how's your lady?

1492
01:41:08,183 --> 01:41:10,056
 
 
Ah, she's gone.

1493
01:41:11,352 --> 01:41:13,558
 
 
Gone? Gone where?

1494
01:41:13,688 --> 01:41:18,065
 
Uh, med school.
Medical school in California.

1495
01:41:18,192 --> 01:41:19,390
 
- Really?
- Yeah.

1496
01:41:19,527 --> 01:41:22,064
 
- When was this?
- It was like a week ago.

1497
01:41:26,951 --> 01:41:29,192
 
 
That sucks.

1498
01:41:31,706 --> 01:41:35,323
 
So, uh, when are you done
with those meetin's?

1499
01:41:35,459 --> 01:41:37,332
 
 
I think the week after I'm 21.

1500
01:41:37,461 --> 01:41:40,131
 
Yeah? They gonna hook you up
with a job or what?

1501
01:41:40,256 --> 01:41:44,467
Yeah. Fuckin' sit in a
room and do long division
for the next 50 years.

1502
01:41:44,593 --> 01:41:47,927
 
Ah, probably
make some nice bank though.

1503
01:41:48,055 --> 01:41:49,928
 
 
I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.

1504
01:41:50,057 --> 01:41:53,426
 
Better than this shit.
Way outta here.

1505
01:41:53,561 --> 01:41:55,387
 
Well, uh, what do I want a way
out of here for?

1506
01:41:55,521 --> 01:41:58,058
 
I mean, I'm gonna fuckin' live here
the rest of my life.

1507
01:41:58,189 --> 01:42:00,265
 
You know, be neighbours.
You know, have little kids.

1508
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:03,271
 
Fuckin' take them to Little League
together up Foley Field.

1509
01:42:06,573 --> 01:42:09,029
 
Look, you're my best friend
so don't take this the wrong way...

1510
01:42:09,159 --> 01:42:12,907
 
but in 20 years,
if you're still livin' here...

1511
01:42:13,037 --> 01:42:16,241
comin' over to my house
to watch the Patriot's games,
still workin' construction...

1512
01:42:16,374 --> 01:42:18,450
 
 
I'll fuckin' kill ya.

1513
01:42:18,585 --> 01:42:21,206
- That's not a threat. That's
a fact. I'll fuckin' kill ya.
- What?

1514
01:42:21,337 --> 01:42:23,460
 
What the
fuck are you talkin' about?

1515
01:42:23,589 --> 01:42:25,564
 
- Look, you got
something none of us have.

1516
01:42:25,564 --> 01:42:27,539
 
- Oh, come on.
W-Why is it always this?

1517
01:42:27,677 --> 01:42:30,761
I mean, I fuckin' owe it to
myself to do this or that.
What if I don't want to?

1518
01:42:30,888 --> 01:42:34,886
 
Oh, no, no, no. No, fuck you.
You don't owe it to yourself.

1519
01:42:35,017 --> 01:42:37,175
 
 
You owe it to me...

1520
01:42:37,311 --> 01:42:39,802
 
'cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up
and I'll be 50...

1521
01:42:39,939 --> 01:42:42,774
 
 
and I'll still be doin' this shit.

1522
01:42:42,900 --> 01:42:44,857
 
 
And that's all right. That's fine.

1523
01:42:44,985 --> 01:42:47,655
 
I mean, you're sittin' on
a winnin' lottery ticket.

1524
01:42:47,780 --> 01:42:51,480
 
And you're too much of a pussy
to cash it in, and that's bullshit.

1525
01:42:53,660 --> 01:42:56,330
 
'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything
to have what you got.

1526
01:42:56,455 --> 01:42:59,325
 
 
So would any of these fuckin' guys.

1527
01:42:59,457 --> 01:43:01,914
 
It'd be an insult to us
if you're still here in 20 years.

1528
01:43:02,044 --> 01:43:05,163
 
Hangin' around here
is a fuckin' waste of your time.

1529
01:43:05,297 --> 01:43:06,874
 
- You don't know that.
- I don't?

1530
01:43:07,007 --> 01:43:09,082
 
- No, you don't know that.
- Oh, I don't know that.

1531
01:43:09,217 --> 01:43:11,091
 
 
Let me tell you what I do know.

1532
01:43:11,219 --> 01:43:14,386
 
Every day I come by your house
and I pick you up.

1533
01:43:14,514 --> 01:43:18,512
And we go out and
we have a few drinks and
a few laughs, and it's great.

1534
01:43:18,643 --> 01:43:21,264
 
You know what the best part
of my day is?

1535
01:43:21,396 --> 01:43:25,690
For about ten seconds, from
when I pull up to the kerb
and when I get to your door.

1536
01:43:25,817 --> 01:43:27,856
 
'Cause I think maybe I'll get up
there and I'll knock on the door...

1537
01:43:27,986 --> 01:43:30,523
 
 
and you won't be there.

1538
01:43:30,654 --> 01:43:34,071
 
No "goodbye," no "see ya later. "
No nothin'. You just left.

1539
01:43:35,826 --> 01:43:39,444
 
 
I don't know much, but I know that.

1540
01:43:50,925 --> 01:43:53,131
 
 
This is a disaster, Sean.

1541
01:43:53,260 --> 01:43:55,834
 
I brought you in here because I
wanted you to help me with the boy.

1542
01:43:55,971 --> 01:43:58,047
- Not to run him out.
- I know what I'm doing
with the boy, Gerry.

1543
01:43:58,182 --> 01:43:59,907
 
I don't care if you have
a rapport with the boy!

1544
01:43:59,908 --> 01:44:01,633
 
I don't care if you have a few
laughs, even at my expense.

1545
01:44:01,768 --> 01:44:04,307
 
But don't you dare undermine
what I'm trying to do here.

1546
01:44:04,438 --> 01:44:07,474
- Undermine?
- This boy is at
a fragile point right now.

1547
01:44:07,607 --> 01:44:10,692
 
I do understand. He is at a fragile
point, okay? He's got problems.

1548
01:44:10,819 --> 01:44:12,568
 
Well, what problems
does he have, Sean?

1549
01:44:12,569 --> 01:44:14,318
 
That he's better off as a janitor?
That he's better off in jail?

1550
01:44:14,447 --> 01:44:17,364
 
Better off hanging out with a bunch
of retarded gorillas?

1551
01:44:17,492 --> 01:44:21,406
Oh, why do
you think he does that, Gerry? Do
you have any fuckin' clue why? Hmm?

1552
01:44:21,538 --> 01:44:24,953
He can handle the problems.
He can handle the work,
and he obviously handled you.

1553
01:44:25,082 --> 01:44:29,163
Gerry, listen to me.
Listen. Why is he hiding?
Why doesn't he trust anybody?

1554
01:44:29,295 --> 01:44:30,979
 
Because the first thing
that happened to him,

1555
01:44:30,980 --> 01:44:32,664
he was abandoned
by the people who were
supposed to love him the most.

1556
01:44:32,798 --> 01:44:35,171
- Oh, come on, don't give
me that Freudian crap.
- Oh, no, listen, Gerry.

1557
01:44:35,301 --> 01:44:38,171
And why does
he hang out with those retarded
gorillas, as you call them?

1558
01:44:38,304 --> 01:44:42,088
Because any one of them, if
you asked them to, would take a
fuckin' bat to your head. Okay?

1559
01:44:42,225 --> 01:44:44,134
 
- That's called loyalty.
- Yeah, that's very touching.

1560
01:44:44,268 --> 01:44:48,218
And who is he handling? He
pushes people away before they
have a chance to leave him.

1561
01:44:48,356 --> 01:44:50,847
 
It's a defence
mechanism, all right?

1562
01:44:50,983 --> 01:44:53,521
 
And for 20 years he's been alone
because of that.

1563
01:44:53,652 --> 01:44:56,358
And if you push him
right now, it's gonna be
the same thing all over again.

1564
01:44:56,489 --> 01:44:58,362
 
And I'm not gonna let
that happen to him.

1565
01:44:58,491 --> 01:45:00,150
 
- Now, don't you do that, Sean.
- What, Gerry?

1566
01:45:00,284 --> 01:45:03,154
Don't you do that. Don't
infect him with the idea
that it's okay to quit.

1567
01:45:03,287 --> 01:45:06,204
 
That it's okay to be a failure,
because it's not okay, Sean.

1568
01:45:06,331 --> 01:45:09,914
And if you're angry at me for
being, being successful, for being
what you could have been, Sean...

1569
01:45:10,043 --> 01:45:12,831
- I'm not angry at you, Gerry.
- Oh, yes,
you're angry at me, Sean.

1570
01:45:12,963 --> 01:45:17,209
You resent me. But I'm not
gonna apologize for any,
any success I've had.

1571
01:45:17,342 --> 01:45:19,880
 
You're angry at me for doing what
you could have done.

1572
01:45:20,012 --> 01:45:24,258
But ask yourself, Sean.
Ask yourself if you want
Will to feel that way.

1573
01:45:24,390 --> 01:45:27,676
- Lf you want
him to feel like a failure.
- Oh, you arrogant shit!

1574
01:45:27,811 --> 01:45:30,384
 
That's why I don't come
to the goddam reunions.

1575
01:45:30,522 --> 01:45:32,395
 
'Cause I can't stand
that look in your eye.

1576
01:45:32,523 --> 01:45:35,394
- You know, that
condescending embarrassed look?
- Oh, come on, Sean.

1577
01:45:35,527 --> 01:45:37,566
 
You think I'm a failure.
I know who I am.

1578
01:45:37,695 --> 01:45:40,612
 
And I'm proud of what I do.
It was a conscious choice.

1579
01:45:40,740 --> 01:45:42,448
 
 
I didn't fuck up.

1580
01:45:42,575 --> 01:45:44,864
 
And you and your cronies think
I'm some sort of pity case.

1581
01:45:44,994 --> 01:45:48,694
You and your kiss-ass chorus
following you around going, "The
Field's medal! The Field's medal!"

1582
01:45:48,831 --> 01:45:51,916
 
Why are you still so fuckin' afraid
of failure?

1583
01:45:52,043 --> 01:45:55,743
Lt's about my medal, is it? Oh,
God, I could go home and get
it for you. You can have it.

1584
01:45:55,879 --> 01:45:59,213
Oh, please don't. You know... You
know what, Gerry? Shove the medal
up your fuckin' ass, all right?

1585
01:45:59,342 --> 01:46:03,421
'Cause I don't give a shit
about your medal because I knew you
before you were a mathematical god.

1586
01:46:03,553 --> 01:46:07,089
When you were pimple-faced and
homesick, and didn't know what
side of the bed to piss on.

1587
01:46:07,224 --> 01:46:09,015
 
Yeah, you were smarter than me then
and you're smarter than me now.

1588
01:46:09,142 --> 01:46:11,218
 
So don't blame me for how your life
turned out. It's not my fault.

1589
01:46:11,353 --> 01:46:15,267
 
I don't blame you. It's not
about you, you mathematical dick!

1590
01:46:15,399 --> 01:46:17,936
 
Lt's about the boy.
He's a good kid.

1591
01:46:18,068 --> 01:46:21,437
And I won't see you fuck
him up like you're trying
to fuck up me right now.

1592
01:46:21,572 --> 01:46:24,145
 
I won't see you make him feel
like a failure, too.

1593
01:46:24,282 --> 01:46:27,118
- He won't be a failure, Sean!
- But, but
if you push him, Gerry...

1594
01:46:27,244 --> 01:46:30,079
 
- If you ride him...
- Sean, I am what I am today...

1595
01:46:30,205 --> 01:46:33,455
 
because I was pushed and
because I learned to push myself.

1596
01:46:33,583 --> 01:46:35,956
 
 
He's not you! Do you get that?

1597
01:46:38,129 --> 01:46:41,130
 
- I can come back.
- No, come in. Uh...

1598
01:46:41,257 --> 01:46:43,665
 
 
I was just leaving.

1599
01:46:53,978 --> 01:46:57,644
 
A lot of that stuff goes back
a long way between me and him.

1600
01:46:57,774 --> 01:46:59,980
 
 
You know. Not about you.

1601
01:47:05,323 --> 01:47:08,608
 
- What is that?
- This is your file.

1602
01:47:08,742 --> 01:47:11,114
 
I have to send it back to the judge
for evaluation.

1603
01:47:11,245 --> 01:47:14,032
 
 
Oh.

1604
01:47:14,165 --> 01:47:16,323
 
Hey, you're
not gonna fail me, are you?

1605
01:47:20,087 --> 01:47:21,961
 
 
What's it say?

1606
01:47:23,465 --> 01:47:25,504
 
- Wanna read it?
- Why?

1607
01:47:28,971 --> 01:47:31,177
 
Have you had any, uh, experience
with that?

1608
01:47:31,306 --> 01:47:34,840
 
Twenty years of counselling. Yeah,
I've seen some pretty awful shit.

1609
01:47:35,811 --> 01:47:39,226
 
I mean, have you had any experience
with that?

1610
01:47:43,277 --> 01:47:45,684
 
 
Personally?

1611
01:47:45,820 --> 01:47:47,813
 
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I have.

1612
01:47:49,448 --> 01:47:50,860
 
 
It sure ain't good.

1613
01:47:54,954 --> 01:47:59,367
 
My father was an alcoholic.
Mean, fuckin' drunk.

1614
01:48:00,918 --> 01:48:03,835
 
He'd come home hammered,
lookin' to whale on somebody.

1615
01:48:03,963 --> 01:48:07,415
So I'd provoke him
so he wouldn't go after my
mother and little brother.

1616
01:48:09,427 --> 01:48:12,048
 
Interesting nights
were when he wore his rings.

1617
01:48:13,890 --> 01:48:17,341
 
Yeah, he used to just put
a, uh, a wrench...

1618
01:48:17,476 --> 01:48:20,180
 
a stick and a belt
on the table...

1619
01:48:20,312 --> 01:48:22,601
 
 
and just say, "Choose. "

1620
01:48:22,732 --> 01:48:24,391
 
Well, I gotta go with the belt
there, then.

1621
01:48:24,525 --> 01:48:28,570
 
- I used to go with the wrench.
- Why the wrench?

1622
01:48:28,696 --> 01:48:30,772
 
 
'Cause fuck him, that's why.

1623
01:48:30,906 --> 01:48:34,239
 
- Your foster father?
- Yeah.

1624
01:48:34,367 --> 01:48:39,362
So, uh, you know, what is
it? Like Will has an attachment
disorder? Ls it all that stuff?

1625
01:48:40,999 --> 01:48:43,572
 
 
Fear of abandonment?

1626
01:48:43,711 --> 01:48:46,913
 
Ls that why, uh, is that why
I broke up with Skylar?

1627
01:48:47,047 --> 01:48:50,380
 
- I didn't know you had.
- Yeah, I did.

1628
01:48:50,508 --> 01:48:52,585
 
- You wanna talk about it?
- No.

1629
01:48:56,597 --> 01:48:59,171
 
 
Hey, Will?

1630
01:48:59,309 --> 01:49:01,348
 
 
I don't know a lot.

1631
01:49:02,729 --> 01:49:05,812
 
But you see this?
All this shit?

1632
01:49:10,903 --> 01:49:12,812
 
 
This is not your fault.

1633
01:49:14,908 --> 01:49:17,279
 
 
Yeah, I know that.

1634
01:49:17,410 --> 01:49:19,283
 
 
Look at me, son.

1635
01:49:20,579 --> 01:49:22,905
 
 
It's not your fault.

1636
01:49:23,040 --> 01:49:27,452
 
- I know.
- No. It's not your fault.

1637
01:49:30,256 --> 01:49:32,462
 
- I know.
- No, no, you don't.

1638
01:49:32,591 --> 01:49:34,797
 
 
It's not your fault.

1639
01:49:36,803 --> 01:49:38,595
 
- I know.
- It's not your fault.

1640
01:49:38,722 --> 01:49:41,758
 
- All right.
- It's not your fault.

1641
01:49:44,603 --> 01:49:46,477
 
 
It's not your fault.

1642
01:49:46,605 --> 01:49:48,514
 
 
Don't fuck with me.

1643
01:49:51,359 --> 01:49:54,147
 
- It's not your fault.
- Don't fuck with me. All right?

1644
01:49:54,279 --> 01:49:57,315
- Don't
fuck with me, Sean. Not you.
- It's not your fault.

1645
01:50:06,624 --> 01:50:09,198
 
 
It's not your fault.

1646
01:50:14,215 --> 01:50:16,089
 
 
Oh, my God!

1647
01:50:17,301 --> 01:50:21,215
 
 
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Oh, God.

1648
01:50:35,903 --> 01:50:37,812
 
 
Fuck them, okay?

1649
01:52:04,281 --> 01:52:06,606
 
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm, uh, Will Hunting.

1650
01:52:06,741 --> 01:52:10,526
- I'm here about a position.
- Could you just
have a seat for a moment?

1651
01:52:14,415 --> 01:52:17,951
Yes, there's a
Mr. Hunting in the lobby.
He's here for his appointment.

1652
01:52:37,938 --> 01:52:39,978
 
 
Which one did you take?

1653
01:52:40,108 --> 01:52:44,852
I was over at, uh, McNeil.
It's one of the jobs the
professor set me up with.

1654
01:52:44,987 --> 01:52:49,316
Uh, I haven't told him yet,
but I went, I went down there
and I talked to my boss, and...

1655
01:52:49,450 --> 01:52:52,403
 
My new boss.
He seemed like a good guy.

1656
01:52:52,536 --> 01:52:55,490
 
 
Is that what you want?

1657
01:52:55,623 --> 01:52:58,327
 
 
Yeah, you know, I think so.

1658
01:52:58,458 --> 01:53:01,542
 
Well, good for you.
Congratulations.

1659
01:53:01,669 --> 01:53:03,544
 
 
Thanks.

1660
01:53:06,675 --> 01:53:08,548
 
 
Time's up.

1661
01:53:11,555 --> 01:53:14,674
 
So that's, so that's it?
So we're, we're done?

1662
01:53:14,808 --> 01:53:17,513
 
 
Yeah, that's it.

1663
01:53:17,644 --> 01:53:20,016
 
 
You're done. You're a free man.

1664
01:53:21,814 --> 01:53:26,441
 
Well, um, I just want you
to know, Sean, that...

1665
01:53:26,569 --> 01:53:28,443
 
 
You're welcome, Will.

1666
01:53:33,868 --> 01:53:36,869
 
So, you know, I, I hope
we keep in touch, you know.

1667
01:53:36,996 --> 01:53:39,321
 
 
Yeah, me, too.

1668
01:53:39,456 --> 01:53:42,078
I'll be travelling around
a bit, and it'll be
a little hard, but, uh...

1669
01:53:42,210 --> 01:53:45,874
I've got an answering
machine at the college
I'll be checking in with.

1670
01:53:46,005 --> 01:53:49,456
 
 
So, here's the number.

1671
01:53:49,592 --> 01:53:52,129
 
You call that, and I'll
get back to you right away.

1672
01:53:53,887 --> 01:53:56,675
 
Yeah, you know,
I figured I'm just gonna...

1673
01:53:56,807 --> 01:54:00,140
 
put my money back on the table
and see what kind of cards I get.

1674
01:54:02,854 --> 01:54:05,227
 
You do what's in your heart, son.
You'll be fine.

1675
01:54:08,527 --> 01:54:10,234
 
 
Yeah.

1676
01:54:10,361 --> 01:54:12,438
 
- Thank you, Sean.
- Yeah.

1677
01:54:12,573 --> 01:54:14,565
 
 
Thank you, Will.

1678
01:54:16,284 --> 01:54:19,535
 
Hey, does this violate the, uh,
patient-doctor relationship?

1679
01:54:19,663 --> 01:54:21,869
 
 
Nah. Only if you grab my ass.

1680
01:54:25,585 --> 01:54:27,792
 
- Take care.
- You, too.

1681
01:54:27,921 --> 01:54:29,794
 
 
Yeah.

1682
01:54:31,757 --> 01:54:33,632
 
 
Hey.

1683
01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:36,085
 
 
Good luck, son.

1684
01:54:47,231 --> 01:54:49,271
 
 
Two beers!

1685
01:54:53,529 --> 01:54:56,779
 
- What's up? Did you guys go?
- No. I had to talk him down.

1686
01:54:56,908 --> 01:54:58,532
 
 
Why didn't you yoke him?

1687
01:54:58,659 --> 01:55:00,865
 
Uh, little Morgan's got
a lot of scrap to him.

1688
01:55:00,994 --> 01:55:04,162
You know,
people try to whip his ass every
week. Fuckin' kid won't back down.

1689
01:55:04,290 --> 01:55:09,081
- What are you sayin' about me?
- Was I talkin' to you?
Mind your fuckin' business.

1690
01:55:10,003 --> 01:55:12,411
 
- Go get me a beer.
- I ordered two beers.

1691
01:55:12,548 --> 01:55:14,706
 
- Hey, asshole.
- What, bitch?

1692
01:55:14,841 --> 01:55:18,340
- Happy birthday.
- Thought we forgot, huh,
bitch? Fuckin' come on.

1693
01:55:18,470 --> 01:55:21,506
 
- Come on. I got ya first.
- I'm goin'. I'm goin'.

1694
01:55:21,640 --> 01:55:23,763
 
- All right, who's first?
- Come on, motherfucker.

1695
01:55:23,892 --> 01:55:27,510
- All right. Who's first?
Come on. Who's first?
- Oh, Danny boy

1696
01:55:27,646 --> 01:55:29,638
 
 
Here's your present.

1697
01:55:31,191 --> 01:55:32,733
 
- Come on, brother.
- What?

1698
01:55:32,859 --> 01:55:36,608
Well, we knew you
had to get back and forth to
Cambridge for your new job.

1699
01:55:36,738 --> 01:55:41,316
 
And, anyway, I wasn't gonna
fuckin' drive you every day, so...

1700
01:55:41,450 --> 01:55:43,111
- Fuckin' can't be.
- Morgan wanted
to get you a "T" pass.

1701
01:55:43,244 --> 01:55:45,486
 
 
That's not what I was sayin'.

1702
01:55:45,621 --> 01:55:47,946
 
 
But, uh, 21 now, so...

1703
01:55:48,082 --> 01:55:51,582
You're legally allowed to
drink, so we figured the best
thing for you, kid, was a car.

1704
01:55:51,711 --> 01:55:54,036
 
- How do you like it?
- This is like...

1705
01:55:56,799 --> 01:56:00,844
 
This is the ugliest fuckin' car
I ever seen in my life.

1706
01:56:00,970 --> 01:56:04,089
 
- Come on, brother.
- How'd you guys do this?

1707
01:56:04,222 --> 01:56:06,465
 
You know, me and Bill
scraped together the parts...

1708
01:56:06,600 --> 01:56:09,934
 
and, uh, Morgan was out
panhandlin' for change every day.

1709
01:56:10,062 --> 01:56:11,645
 
- I had the router
do all the bodywork.

1710
01:56:11,646 --> 01:56:13,229
 
- Yeah, I have
a fuckin' job, too, brother.

1711
01:56:13,357 --> 01:56:16,441
Guy's been up my ass for
two years about a job. I had
to let him help with the car.

1712
01:56:16,568 --> 01:56:18,027
 
So you finally got a job,
huh, Morgan?

1713
01:56:18,153 --> 01:56:20,230
 
Yeah, had one.
Now I'm fucked again.

1714
01:56:20,364 --> 01:56:23,530
- So what is it, a lawn
mower? What do ya got?
- It's a straight fuckin' six.

1715
01:56:23,659 --> 01:56:25,698
 
Me and Bill rebuilt this engine
ourselves here.

1716
01:56:25,827 --> 01:56:28,912
 
It's a good car, dude.
The engine's good. Engine's good.

1717
01:56:29,831 --> 01:56:33,330
 
- Happy 21, Will.
- Happy 21, brother.

1718
01:56:41,801 --> 01:56:43,711
 
 
Hi.

1719
01:56:43,845 --> 01:56:45,838
 
 
Come on in.

1720
01:56:48,516 --> 01:56:51,434
 
- Sean, I, um...
- Me, too, Gerry.

1721
01:56:52,979 --> 01:56:54,888
 
 
Yeah. Good.

1722
01:56:56,899 --> 01:56:58,608
 
- I heard you're takin' some time.
- Yeah.

1723
01:56:58,735 --> 01:57:02,862
 
I'll travel a little bit,
maybe write.

1724
01:57:02,988 --> 01:57:04,862
 
 
So where are you going?

1725
01:57:04,990 --> 01:57:08,905
 
 
India and China and Baltimore.

1726
01:57:10,663 --> 01:57:12,702
 
 
Oh.

1727
01:57:12,831 --> 01:57:18,252
- You know when you'll be back?
- Well, I got
this flyer the other day.

1728
01:57:18,378 --> 01:57:21,333
 
It says, uh, class of '72 is
having a reunion in six months.

1729
01:57:21,465 --> 01:57:23,339
 
 
Yeah, I got one of those, too.

1730
01:57:23,467 --> 01:57:25,210
 
Why don't you come?
I'll buy you a drink.

1731
01:57:26,094 --> 01:57:28,087
 
The drinks
at those things are free.

1732
01:57:28,222 --> 01:57:31,756
 
I know, Gerry.
I was being ironical.

1733
01:57:35,980 --> 01:57:38,517
 
 
Oh.

1734
01:57:38,648 --> 01:57:41,221
 
 
How about a drink right now?

1735
01:57:41,359 --> 01:57:43,102
 
 
Yeah, that's a good idea.

1736
01:57:43,236 --> 01:57:45,562
 
 
Come on. This one's on me.

1737
01:57:48,366 --> 01:57:50,489
 
- Got the winner right here, pal.
- Oh.

1738
01:57:50,618 --> 01:57:52,777
 
 
Yes, sir, this is the one.

1739
01:57:53,955 --> 01:57:56,446
 
 
This is my ticket to paradise.

1740
01:57:56,582 --> 01:57:58,456
 
Sean, do you know what the odds are
against winning the lottery?

1741
01:57:58,584 --> 01:58:01,621
 
- What, four to one?
- About 30 million to one.

1742
01:58:01,754 --> 01:58:05,703
- I still have a shot, you know?
- Yes, just
about as big a chance...

1743
01:58:05,841 --> 01:58:08,796
 
as you being hit by lightning
here on the staircase right now.

1744
01:58:08,928 --> 01:58:10,671
 
Aw, that's
a possibility, too, Gerry.

1745
01:58:10,805 --> 01:58:13,176
- I mean, 32 million.
If you look at the size...
- Sean!

1746
01:59:42,644 --> 01:59:45,052
 
 
Will!

1747
02:00:03,998 --> 02:00:05,907
 
 
Will?

1748
02:01:13,608 --> 02:01:15,185
 
 
He's not there.

1749
02:01:32,252 --> 02:01:36,201
 
 
I'll fake it through the day

1750
02:01:36,338 --> 02:01:39,542
 
Sean, if the professor calls
about that job...

1751
02:01:39,675 --> 02:01:41,834
 
 
just tell him sorry.

1752
02:01:41,969 --> 02:01:45,172
 
I had to go see about a girl.
Will.

1753
02:01:47,683 --> 02:01:51,016
 
Son of a bitch.
He stole my line.

1754
02:01:54,815 --> 02:01:56,689
 
 
<i>With two tickets</i>

1755
02:01:56,817 --> 02:02:01,028
 
 
<i>Torn in half for LA</i>

1756
02:02:01,154 --> 02:02:04,773
 
 
<i>With nothing to do</i>

1757
02:02:04,908 --> 02:02:08,193
 
 
<i>Do you miss me</i>

1758
02:02:08,328 --> 02:02:11,993
 
 
<i>Miss Misery</i>

1759
02:02:12,123 --> 02:02:15,326
 
 
<i>Like you say you do</i>

1760
02:02:17,713 --> 02:02:21,959
 
 
<i>I know you'd rather see me gone</i>

1761
02:02:22,091 --> 02:02:24,927
 
 
<i>Than to see me</i>

1762
02:02:25,053 --> 02:02:29,216
 
 
<i>The way that I am</i>

1763
02:02:29,348 --> 02:02:34,094
 
 
<i>But I am in the life anyway</i>

1764
02:02:34,228 --> 02:02:37,063
 
 
<i>Next door</i>

1765
02:02:37,189 --> 02:02:41,353
 
 
<i>The TV's flashing blue</i>

1766
02:02:41,486 --> 02:02:45,068
 
 
<i>Frames on the wall</i>

1767
02:02:45,197 --> 02:02:48,068
 
 
<i>It's a comedy</i>

1768
02:02:48,201 --> 02:02:50,691
 
 
<i>Of errors, you see</i>

1769
02:02:50,828 --> 02:02:55,620
 
 
<i>It's about taking a fall</i>

1770
02:02:58,043 --> 02:02:59,917
 
 
<i>To vanish</i>

1771
02:03:00,045 --> 02:03:04,209
 
 
<i>Into oblivion</i>

1772
02:03:04,341 --> 02:03:08,041
 
 
<i>It's easy to do</i>

1773
02:03:08,178 --> 02:03:10,930
 
 
<i>And I try to be</i>

1774
02:03:11,056 --> 02:03:15,136
 
<i>But you know me
I come back</i>

1775
02:03:15,268 --> 02:03:19,515
 
 
<i>When you want me to</i>

1776
02:03:19,648 --> 02:03:23,063
 
 
<i>Do you miss me</i>

1777
02:03:23,192 --> 02:03:26,811
 
 
<i>Miss Misery</i>

1778
02:03:26,947 --> 02:03:30,445
 
 
<i>Like you say you do</i>

1779
02:03:45,881 --> 02:03:49,002
 
<i>Gonna find my baby
Gonna hold her tight</i>

1780
02:03:49,135 --> 02:03:52,717
 
<i>Gonna grab
some afternoon delight</i>

1781
02:03:52,846 --> 02:03:55,717
 
<i>My motto's always been
When it's right, it's right</i>

1782
02:03:55,850 --> 02:03:59,349
 
<i>Why wait until the middle
of a cold, dark night</i>

1783
02:04:11,349 --> 02:04:12,349
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