1
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( SlMPLE MlNDS:
''Don't You Forget About Me'')

2
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Won't you come see about me?

3
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l'll be alone, dancing

4
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You know it, baby

5
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Tell me your troubles and doubts

6
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Giving me
everything, inside and out

7
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Love's strange, so real in the dark

8
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Think of the tender things

9
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That we were working on

10
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Slow change may pull us apart

11
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When the light
gets into your heart, baby

12
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Don't you forget about me

13
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Don't, don't, don't, don't

14
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Don't you forget about me

15
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Will you stand above me?

16
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Look my way but never love me?

17
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Rain keeps falling

18
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Rain keeps falling down

19
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Down, down

20
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(Boy) 'Saturday, March 24th, 1 984.

21
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'Shermer High School,
Shermer, lllinois. 60062.

22
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'Dear Mr Vernon,

23
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'we accept that we had
to sacrifice Saturday in
detention for what we did.

24
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'What we did was wrong.

25
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'But you're crazy to make us write
an essay about who we think we are.

26
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'What do you care?

27
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'You see us as you want to see us,

28
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'in the simplest terms
and most convenient definitions.

29
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'You see us as a brain,

30
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'an athlete, a basket case,

31
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'a princess and a criminal.

32
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'Correct?

33
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'That's how we saw each other
at 7:00 this morning.

34
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'We were brainwashed.'

35
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l can't believe
you can't get me out of this.

36
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l mean, it's so absurd
l have to be here on a Saturday.

37
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- l'm not a defective.
- l'll make it up to you.

38
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Ditching class to go
shopping doesn't make you a
defective. Have a good day.

39
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- lt's the first
or last time we do this?
- The last.

40
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- Use the time to your advantage.
- We're not supposed to study.

41
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- You figure out a way to study.
- Yeah.

42
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Well, go!

43
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l screwed around.
Guys screw around.
There's nothing wrong with that.

44
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- Except you got caught.
- Mum already reamed me, all right.

45
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You want to miss a match?
You want to blow your ride?

46
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No school's going to give
a scholarship to a discipline case.

47
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Well, well. Here we are.

48
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l want to congratulate you
for being on time.

49
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Excuse me, sir.
There's been a mistake.

50
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l know it's detention,
but l don't think l belong in here.

51
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lt is now 7:06.

52
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You have eight hours and 54 minutes
to think about why you're here,

53
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to ponder the error of your ways.

54
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You may not talk.

55
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You will not move from these seats.

56
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And you...will not sleep.

57
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We're going to try
something a little different.

58
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We are going to write an essay

59
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of no less than a thousand words,
describing who you think you are.

60
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- ls this a test?
- When l say essay, l mean essay.

61
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l do not mean a single word
repeated a thousand times.

62
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- ls that clear, Mr Bender?
- Crystal.

63
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(Man) Good. Maybe you'll learn
something about yourself.

64
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Maybe you'll decide
whether you care to return.

65
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l can answer that
right now, sir. That would
be ''no'' for me because...

66
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- Sit down, Johnson.
- Thank you, sir.

67
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(Man) My office is right
across that hall. Any monkey
business is ill-advised.

68
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Any questions?

69
00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,035
(Bender) Yeah, l've got a question.

70
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Does Barry Manilow
know you raid his wardrobe?

71
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l'll answer that next Saturday.

72
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Don't mess with the bull, young
man - you'll get the horns.

73
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That man...he's a brownie hound.

74
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(Chipping)

75
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You keep eating your hand, you're
not going to be hungry for lunch.

76
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l've seen you before, you know.

77
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Who do l think l am? Who are you?

78
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Who are you?

79
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l am the walrus.

80
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lt's the shits, huh?

81
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(Bender hums)

82
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l can't believe this is happening.

83
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Shit! What are we supposed to do
if we have to take a piss?

84
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- Please.
- lf you've got to go,
you've got to go.

85
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- My God!
- You're not urinating in here.

86
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- Don't talk! lt crawls back up.
- Whip it out and you're dead!

87
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,916
You're pretty sexy
when you get angry. Grrr!

88
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,798
Homeboy, why don't you
close that door?

89
00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,428
We'll get
the prom queen impregnated.

90
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,431
- Hey! Hey!
- What?

91
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,036
- lf l lose
my temper, you're totalled.
- Totally?

92
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,794
- Totally.
- Just shut up.
Nobody is interested.

93
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,277
Really. Buttface.

94
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:36,399
What did you do to get in here?
Forget to wash your jock?

95
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l think we should write our papers.

96
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Living in here doesn't give you
the right to be a pain in the arse.

97
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- lt's a free country.
- He's doing
it to get a rise out of you.

98
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lgnore him.

99
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Sweets...

100
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you couldn't
ignore me if you tried.

101
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So...

102
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,912
Are you guys
boyfriend and girlfriend?

103
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,836
Steady dates?

104
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Lovers?

105
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:18,879
Come on, Sporto. Level
with me. Do you slip her
the hot beef injection?

106
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- Go to hell!
- Enough!

107
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,436
What's going on in there?

108
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Smug little pricks.

109
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Scumbag.

110
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Shall we close that door? We can't
party with Vernon checking us out.

111
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- lt's supposed to stay open.
- So?

112
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So shut up.
There's four others here.

113
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You can count. You have to
be smart to be a wrestler.

114
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- Who are you to judge anybody?
- Really.

115
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You don't count.
lf you disappeared,
it wouldn't make any difference.

116
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,199
You may as well not exist
at this school.

117
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,997
Well, l'll just run right out
and join the wrestling team.

118
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Maybe the Prep Club, too.
Student Council.

119
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,869
- They wouldn't take you.
- l'm hurt.

120
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:18,158
You know why guys like you
knock everything? You're afraid.

121
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You're so smart. That's why
l'm not heavy in activities.

122
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- You're a coward.
- l'm in the Maths Club.

123
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You're afraid they won't take you,
so you just dump all over it.

124
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lt wouldn't have anything to do
with you people being arseholes?

125
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,428
You don't even know any of us.

126
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l don't know any lepers, but
l'm not joining their fucking club.

127
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- Watch the mouth.
- l'm in the Physics Club, too.

128
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,869
What are you babbling about?

129
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What l said was, l'm in the
Maths Club, the Latin Club

130
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and the Physics Club.

131
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Hey, Cherry...

132
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:05,192
- Do you
belong to the Physics Club?
- That's an academic club.

133
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,316
(Bender) So?

134
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:14,673
- They aren't
the same as other clubs.
- Ah, but to dorks
like him, they are.

135
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,836
What do you do in your club?

136
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,391
ln Physics, we talk about physics,
properties of physics.

137
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:27,429
So it's sort of social. Demented
and sad, but social. Right?

138
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,115
(Johnson) l guess you could
consider it a social situation.

139
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,909
There are other children
in my club and...

140
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,993
At the end of the year we have
a big banquet at the Hilton.

141
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,230
You load up, you party.

142
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:47,594
- No. We dress up,
but don't get high.
- Only burners like you get high.

143
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:52,550
(Johnson) l didn't have shoes,
so l borrowed my dad's.

144
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:58,238
My cousin, Kendall, got high once
and he started eating weird foods.

145
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,960
He felt like
he didn't belong anywhere.

146
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,192
- Like, ''Twilight Zone''.
- Sounds like you.

147
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,954
Keep talking
and Vernon will come in.

148
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,112
l don't want to miss my meet
this Saturday.

149
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,478
Wouldn't that be a bite?
Missing a whole wrestling meet!

150
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,315
You wouldn't know, faggot!
You never competed in your life.

151
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,119
l feel all
empty inside because of it.

152
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:25,592
l have such admiration for guys who
roll around on the floor together.

153
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,230
- You don't have any goals.
- (Bender) Oh, but l do.

154
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,358
- Yeah?
- l want to be just like you.

155
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,353
l figure all l need is a lobotomy
and some tights.

156
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,516
You wear tights?

157
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,990
No, l don't wear tights.
l wear the required uniform.

158
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,232
- Tights.
- Shut up!

159
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,558
(Distant rustling)

160
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,273
(Bender inhales loudly)

161
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,348
(Johnson) There's not supposed
to be monkey business.

162
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,353
Young man,
have you finished your paper?

163
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,470
(Sporto ) Don't screw around.

164
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,359
- What are you going to do?
- Drop dead, l hope.

165
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,398
(Water trickles)

166
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,591
(Whoops euphorically)

167
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,716
That's school property.

168
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,236
lt doesn't belong to us.
lt's not to be toyed with.

169
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,836
- Very funny. Fix it!
- (Johnson) You should fix that.

170
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,515
- You're an arsehole. Fix the door.
- Everyone shhh!

171
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,036
(Bender) l know what l'm doing.
(Sporto ) No! Get up and fix it!

172
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,316
(Bender) Shut up!
(Vernon) God damn it!

173
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,675
Why is that door closed?

174
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:03,272
- Why is that door closed?
- How are we supposed to know?

175
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,716
Why?

176
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,589
We're just sitting here,
like we were supposed to.

177
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,198
Who closed that door?

178
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,874
- l think a screw fell out of it.
- lt just closed, sir.

179
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,519
(Vernon) Who?

180
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,035
(Squeaks)

181
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,830
- She doesn't talk, sir.
- (Vernon) Give me that screw.

182
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,470
- l don't have it.
- You want
me to shake it out of you?

183
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:36,394
l don't have it.
Screws fall out all the time.

184
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:40,553
- Give it to me.
- Why would anybody steal a screw?

185
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,188
Watch it, young lady.

186
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,555
(Footsteps)

187
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,676
(Door opens)

188
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,239
The door's way too heavy, sir.

189
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,470
(Vernon) Damn it!

190
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,029
(Door opens)

191
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,354
Andrew Clark, get up here.

192
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,273
Come on,
front and centre. Let's go.

193
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,828
How come Andrew gets to get up?

194
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,117
lf he gets up, we all will.
lt'll be anarchy.

195
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,871
- Watch the magazines.
- (Bender) lt's out of my hands.

196
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:34,516
That's very clever, sir.
But what if there's a fire?

197
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,389
Violating fire codes
and endangering children's lives

198
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,472
would be unwise
at this juncture in your career.

199
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:46,236
What are you doing with this?
Get this out of here. Come on!

200
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:51,190
- The school has fire exits.
- Show Dick some respect.

201
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,796
Let's go.
Go! Get back in your seat.

202
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,750
l expected a little more
from a varsity letterman.

203
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,148
You're not fooling anybody, Bender.

204
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,949
The next screw that falls out
is going to be you.

205
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,554
- (Mutters) Eat my shorts.
- What was that?

206
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,912
Eat...my...shorts!

207
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,833
You've bought yourself
another Saturday.

208
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,594
- l'm crushed!
- You've just bought one more.

209
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,354
l'll have to check my calendar.

210
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,876
Good. lt's going to be filled.
We'll keep going.

211
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,518
Want another one?
Just say the word!

212
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:38,276
lnstead of going to prison,
you'll come here. Are you through?

213
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,476
- No.
- (Vernon)
l'm doing society a favour.

214
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,949
- So?
- (Vernon) That's another one.

215
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,759
l've got you
for the rest of your life.

216
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,797
- Want another?
- Yes.

217
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,838
(Vernon) You got it.
That's another one, pal.

218
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,877
Cut it out!

219
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,234
(lndistinct)

220
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,472
- (Vernon) You through?
- Not even close, bud.

221
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,076
- Good. One more.
- Do you think l give a shit?

222
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,196
Another.

223
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,108
- You through?
- How many is that?

224
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,910
Seven, including the one when you
asked about Barry Manilow's closet.

225
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,389
- Now it's eight.
- Seven, sir.

226
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,516
Shut up, Peewee.

227
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,119
You're mine, Bender.
For two months, l've got you.

228
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,715
l've got you.

229
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,394
What can l say? l'm thrilled.

230
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,519
l'm sure that's what you want
these people to believe.

231
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:39,198
You ought to spend a little less
time trying to impress people.

232
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,830
You might be better off.
All right, that's it.

233
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,833
l'm going to be right outside
those doors.

234
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,515
The next time l have to come in,
l'm cracking skulls.

235
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,716
(Screams) Fuck you!

236
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,676
Fuck.

237
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,318
( Rock guitar music plays)

238
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,276
Wake up!

239
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,355
Who has to go to the lavatory?

240
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,877
- That's real intelligent.
- You're right.

241
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,670
lt's wrong to destroy literature.
lt's such fun to read.

242
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,276
And...

243
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,273
...Molay really pumps my nads.

244
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,954
Moliere.

245
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,553
( Violin music plays)

246
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,676
l love his work.

247
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,278
Big deal. Nothing to do
when you're locked in a vacancy.

248
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,910
- Speak for yourself.
- Do you think l'd speak for you?

249
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,594
l don't even know your language.

250
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,798
- Hey, are you grounded tonight?
- l don't know.

251
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,589
My mum said l was
but my dad told me to blow her off.

252
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:15,233
There's a big party at Stubby's.
Should be pretty wild.

253
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,995
(Girl) Yeah?
(Andrew) Yeah. Are you going to go?

254
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,116
- l doubt it.
- How come?

255
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,432
lf l do what
my mother tells me not to, it's
because my father says it's OK.

256
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:30,993
There's a monster deal.
lt's endless. Any minute, divorce.

257
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,594
- Who do you like better?
- What?

258
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,672
- Who do you like better?
- They're both screwed.

259
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,389
No, l mean,
if you had to choose between them.

260
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,115
l don't know. l'd probably
go live with my brother.

261
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,673
Neither gives a shit. They use me
to get back at each other.

262
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,796
Ha!

263
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,030
- Shut up!
- You're just
feeling sorry for yourself.

264
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,590
- Nobody else would.
- You're breaking my heart.

265
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,716
- (Bender) Sporto?
- What?

266
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:18,274
- Do you get along
with your parents?
- lf l say yes,
l'm an idiot. Right?

267
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,516
You're an idiot anyway.

268
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:26,276
But if you say you get along with
your parents, you're a liar, too.

269
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,199
You know something? lf we weren't
in school, l'd waste you.

270
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,794
Can you hear this?

271
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,190
You want me to turn it up?

272
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,752
Hey, fellas, l mean...
l don't like my parents, either.

273
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,390
l don't get along with them.

274
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:57,999
Their idea of parental compassion
is just wacko, you know.

275
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,151
- Dork.
- Yeah?

276
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,118
You are a parent's wet dream, OK?

277
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,236
That's the problem.

278
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,552
l can see you
getting bunged up that they
make you wear these clothes.

279
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,951
But face it,
you're a neo-maxi-zoom dweebie,

280
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,998
out to make
yourself a better citizen.

281
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,072
Why do you
have to insult everybody?

282
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,629
l'm being honest, arsehole.

283
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,553
l would expect you
to know the difference.

284
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,359
- Well, he's got a name.
- Yeah?

285
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,954
- What's your name?
- Brian.

286
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,680
- See?
- My condolences.

287
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,596
What's your name?

288
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,956
What's yours?

289
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,751
- Claire.
- Claire?

290
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,549
- lt's a family name.
- lt's a fat girl's name.

291
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,790
Thank you. l'm not fat.

292
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,430
Not now, but l can see you
pushing maximum density.

293
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,151
l'm not sure if you know this, but
there are two kinds of fat people.

294
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:06,519
Those born to be fat and those
that were once thin but became fat.

295
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,912
When you look at them, you can
see that thin person inside.

296
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:15,710
You're going to get
married, squeeze out
a few puppies and then...

297
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,596
Obscene finger gestures
from such a pristine girl.

298
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,399
l'm not that pristine.

299
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,476
Are you a virgin?

300
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,397
l'll bet you a million dollars
that you are.

301
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,639
Let's end the suspense.

302
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,394
(lmpersonates Billy ldol)
Will it be a white wedding?

303
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:50,350
- Why don't you just shut up?
- Have you
kissed a boy on the mouth?

304
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,869
Have you ever been felt up?

305
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,237
Over the bra, under the blouse,

306
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,557
shoes off, hoping to God
your parents don't walk in?

307
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,830
Do you want me to puke?

308
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,948
Over the panties...

309
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,276
...no bra...

310
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,595
...blouse unbuttoned,

311
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,390
Calvins
in a ball on the front seat,
past 1 1 :00 on a school night?

312
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,949
(Andrew) Leave her alone.

313
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,956
l said leave her alone.

314
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,150
- You gonna make me?
- Yeah.

315
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,358
You and how many of your friends?

316
00:27:54,520 --> 00:28:01,232
Just me. Just you and me.
Two hits. Me hitting you,
you hitting the floor.

317
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,834
Any time you're ready, pal.

318
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,197
l don't want to get into this
with you, man.

319
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,156
Why not?

320
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,276
Because l'd kill you.

321
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,510
lt's real simple.

322
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,958
l'd kill you, your parents would
sue me and it would be a big mess.

323
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,953
l don't care enough about you
to bother.

324
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,916
Chicken shit.

325
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,956
Let's end this right now.

326
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,590
You don't talk to her,
you don't look at her

327
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,992
and you don't even think about her.
You understand me?

328
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,549
l'm trying to help her.

329
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,271
(Music plays from a radio )

330
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,916
Brian, how are you doing?

331
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,116
Your dad works here?

332
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,630
- Carl, can l ask you a question?
- (Carl) Sure.

333
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,997
- How does one become a janitor?
- You want to be a janitor?

334
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,118
No, l just want to know
how one becomes a janitor

335
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,592
because Andrew is interested
in a career in the custodial arts.

336
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,716
Oh, really?

337
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,872
You guys think l'm just some
untouchable peasant, a peon.

338
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:58,716
Maybe so. But following a broom
around after shitheads like you,

339
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,836
l've learnt a couple of things.

340
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,709
l look through your letters,
l look through your lockers.

341
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,156
l listen to your conversations.
l do.

342
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,711
l am the eyes and ears
of this institution, my friends.

343
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,797
By the way,
that clock's 20 minutes fast.

344
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,674
Shit!

345
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,829
(Whistling to the tune
of the ''Colonel Bogey March'')

346
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,759
(Door opens)

347
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,278
(Bender continues whistling)

348
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,710
All right, girls.
30 minutes for lunch.

349
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,836
- Here?
- (Vernon) Here.

350
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,549
l think the cafeteria
would be more suitable.

351
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,838
- l don't
care what you think, Andrew.
- (Bender) Dick?

352
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,595
Excuse me. Rich, will milk
be made available to us?

353
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,878
- We're extremely thirsty, sir.
- l dehydrate badly.

354
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,600
l've seen her dehydrate, sir.
lt's gross.

355
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,435
- Relax. l'll get it.
- (Vernon) Ah, ah, ah!

356
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:38,675
Grab some wood there, bub!
Do you think l was born yesterday?

357
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,310
You think l'm having you
roaming these halls?

358
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,037
You.

359
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,077
And you. Hey!

360
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,437
What's her name? Wake her up!
On your feet, missy. Let's go.

361
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,194
This is no rest home.

362
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:05,399
There's a drinks machine
in the teachers' lounge. Let's go.

363
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,078
So, what's your poison?

364
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,716
What do you drink?

365
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,830
OK, forget l asked.

366
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,796
Vodka.

367
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,516
Vodka? When do you drink vodka?

368
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,636
Whenever.

369
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,670
- A lot?
- Tons.

370
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,990
ls that why you're here today?
Why are you here?

371
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,116
Why are you here?

372
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,435
l'm here today because...

373
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,758
...my coach and my father
don't want me to blow my ride.

374
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,277
l get treated differently
because Coach thinks l'm a winner.

375
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,228
So does my old man. l'm not
a winner because l want to be.

376
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,269
l'm a winner
because l've got strength
and speed. Like a race horse.

377
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,716
That's how involved l am
in what's happening to me.

378
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,950
Yeah?

379
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,554
That's very interesting.

380
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,228
Now why don't you tell me
why you're really in here?

381
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,753
Forget it!

382
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,758
Claire, want to see a picture of a
guy with elephantiasis of the nuts?

383
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,673
- lt's pretty tasty.
- No, thank you.

384
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,229
(Bender)
How do you think he rides a bike?

385
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:49,873
- You'd consider
dating a guy like this?
- Leave me alone.

386
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:54,158
lf he had a great personality
and a cool car...

387
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:59,075
Although you'd have to ride in
the back seat because of his nuts.

388
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,194
- You know what l wish?
- Watch it. Brian is a cherry.

389
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:08,273
- A cherry?
- l wish
l was on a plane to France.

390
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,955
- l'm not a cherry.
- When have you ever gotten laid?

391
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,237
- l've laid lots of times.
- Name one.

392
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,431
She lives in Canada.
l met her at Niagara Falls.

393
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,878
- You wouldn't know her.
- Ever laid anyone around here.

394
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,678
You and Claire did it?

395
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,912
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Let's just drop it.

396
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,399
What?

397
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,633
Brian's telling me that, in
addition to girls in Niagara Falls,

398
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,394
you and he are riding
the hobby horse.

399
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,675
- Little pig!
- No, l'm not!

400
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,991
John said l was a cherry
and l said l wasn't.

401
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,799
Then what were you motioning
to Claire for?

402
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,589
- l don't
appreciate this much, Brian.
- He is lying.

403
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,514
- You weren't motioning to Claire?
- You know he's lying.

404
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,877
(Bender) Were you or were
you not motioning to Claire?

405
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:07,672
Yeah, but
it was only because l didn't want
her to know that l was a virgin.

406
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,838
Excuse me for being a virgin.
l'm sorry.

407
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,036
Why didn't you want me to know?

408
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,998
lt's my personal, private business.

409
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,277
lt doesn't sound
like you're doing any business.

410
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,193
l think it's
OK for a guy to be a virgin.

411
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,749
You do?

412
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,520
- What's in there?
- Guess.

413
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,794
- Where's your lunch?
- You're wearing it.

414
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,996
You're nauseating.

415
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,228
- What's that?
- Sushi.

416
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,236
Sushi?

417
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,994
Rice, raw fish and seaweed.

418
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,750
You won't accept a guy's tongue
in your mouth, but you eat that?

419
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,799
- Can l eat?
- l don't know. Give it a try.

420
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,156
(Slurps)

421
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,991
What's your problem?

422
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,950
(Crunching)

423
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,916
What are we having?

424
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,517
lt's just your standard,
regular lunch, l guess.

425
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,351
- Milk?
- Soup.

426
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,073
- That's apple juice.
- l can read.

427
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:13,516
P.B. and J.
with the crusts cut off.

428
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,831
Brian, this
is a very nutritious lunch.

429
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,117
All the food groups
are represented.

430
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,919
Did your mum marry Mr Rogers?

431
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,275
No, Mr Johnson.

432
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:32,075
Here's my impression
of life at big Bri's house.

433
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,553
- ''Son!''
- ''Yeah, Dad?''

434
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,950
''How was your day, pal?''

435
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,430
''Great, Dad. How was yours?''

436
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:52,039
''Super. Say, son, how would you
like to go fishing this weekend?''

437
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,637
''Great, Dad.
But l've got homework to do.''

438
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:01,430
''That's all right, son.
You can do it on the boat.''

439
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,512
''Gee!''

440
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,797
''Dear, isn't our son swell?''

441
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,913
''Yes, dear. lsn't life swell?''

442
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,312
- What about your family?
- Mine?

443
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,755
- Yeah.
- That's real easy.

444
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,191
(lmitating
father) ''Stupid, worthless,

445
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,069
''no-good, goddamned, freeloading
son of a bitch.

446
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,950
''Retarded, bigmouth,
know-it-all, arsehole jerk!''

447
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:57,398
(lmitating mother) ''You forgot
ugly, lazy and disrespectful.''

448
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,996
(lmitating
father) ''Shut up, bitch!
Go fix me a turkey pot pie.''

449
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,236
- ''What about you, Dad?''
- ''Fuck you!''

450
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,198
- ''No, Dad, what about you?''
- ''Fuck you!''

451
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,478
- ''No, Dad, what about you?''
- ''Fuck you!''

452
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,593
- ls that for real?
- You want to come over?

453
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,718
Bullshit.
lt's all part of your image.

454
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,314
- You don't believe me?
- (Andrew) No.

455
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,869
- No?
- Did l stutter?

456
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,231
Do you believe this?

457
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,952
Huh?

458
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,795
lt's about the size of a cigar.
Do l stutter?

459
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:49,114
This is what you get in my house
when you spill paint in the garage.

460
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:55,997
l don't think that l need to sit
with you fucking dildos any more.

461
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,356
(Bender screams)

462
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,677
- You shouldn't have said that.
- How did l know?

463
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,400
l mean, he lies about everything.

464
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,678
Oh, shit!

465
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:57,039
Coffee. Looks like they scrape it
off the bottom of the Mississippi.

466
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:02,518
Everything's polluted.
The coffee, the kids...

467
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,391
- How do
you know where Vernon went?
- l don't.

468
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,710
How do you know
when he'll be back?

469
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,836
l don't.

470
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,633
Being bad feels pretty good. Huh?

471
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:32,349
- Why are we going to his locker?
- Beats me.

472
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,672
This is so stupid.
Why are we risking getting caught?

473
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,389
- l don't know.
- Then what are we doing?

474
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,394
One more question and l'm
beating the shit out of you.

475
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,993
Sorry.

476
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,077
- You're such a slob.
- My maid's on vacation.

477
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,996
- Drugs.
- Screw that, Bender. Put it back.

478
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,833
Drugs. The boy has marijuana.

479
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,712
- That was marijuana.
- Shut up.

480
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,795
Do you approve of this?

481
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,589
(Bender)
We'll cross through the lab.

482
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,911
(Andrew) lf Vernon cuts us off,
it's your fault, arsehole.

483
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,392
(Johnson) What did he say?
Where are we going?

484
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,311
( WANG CHUNG:
''Fire in The Twilight'')

485
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,909
Hot on the run
from the grip of the power game

486
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,876
The man who leads the way

487
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,196
The man
who leads the way

488
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,993
Shell in it's box from his
home that they'll never tame

489
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,716
The man who leads the way

490
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,196
The man
who leads the way

491
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,477
Wait, hold it! Hold it!
Go through the cafeteria.

492
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,189
No, the hall. You don't know
what you're talking about.

493
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:36,831
We're through listening to you.
You go where you want.

494
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,116
Come on!

495
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,829
He is burning

496
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,275
Burning in the twilight

497
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,351
He is turning

498
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,875
Turning to face us

499
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,832
He is burning

500
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,675
Fire in the twilight

501
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,511
- Shit!
- Great idea!

502
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,830
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!

503
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,275
We're dead.

504
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:11,831
- No. Just me.
- What do you mean?

505
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,390
Get back to the library.
Keep your unit on you.

506
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,316
(Bender shouts indistinctly)

507
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,835
That son of a bitch!

508
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,789
Three, two, one!

509
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:02,275
Bender! What is this? What are you
doing here? What is this?

510
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,396
Hi.

511
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,435
- Out. That's it,
Bender! lt's over!
- Don't you want to hear my excuse?

512
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,956
- Out!
- l'm trying out for a scholarship.

513
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,317
Give me the ball.
Give me that ball.

514
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,390
Get your stuff. Let's go.

515
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,037
Mr Wiseguy took it upon himself
to go to the gym.

516
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:46,512
You're going to be without his
services for the rest of the day.

517
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,992
- B-O-O H-O-O.
- Everything's a big joke, huh?

518
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,948
The false alarm you pulled
on Friday. Really funny!

519
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:01,073
What if your home, your family...
What if your dope was on fire?

520
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:05,153
lmpossible, sir.
lt's in Johnson's underwear.

521
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,995
You think he's funny? This is cute?
He's bitching, is that it?

522
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,720
Let me tell you something.

523
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:18,908
Look at him. He's a bum.
You want to see something funny?

524
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:24,359
Visit John Bender
in five years. You'll see
how goddamned funny he is.

525
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,476
What's the matter, John?
You're going to cry?

526
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,754
- Let's go.
- Keep your fucking hands off me!

527
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,878
l expect better
manners from you, Dick.

528
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,636
For better hallway vision.

529
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:03,392
That's the last time you make me
look bad in front of those kids.

530
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,075
l make 31 ,000 dollars a year
and l've got a home.

531
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:10,676
l'm not throwing it away on you.
But some day, man,

532
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,913
when you've forgotten this place
and they've forgotten you

533
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:19,392
and you're wrapped up
in your pathetic life,
l'm going to be there.

534
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:25,754
That's right. And l'm going to kick
the living shit out of you, man.

535
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:33,875
- Are you threatening me?
- What are
you going to do about it?

536
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,715
You think anybody's
going to believe you?

537
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,953
You think anybody's going to take
your word over mine?

538
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,271
l'm a man of respect around here,
a swell guy.

539
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,479
You're a lying sack of shit
and everybody knows it.

540
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,954
You're a real tough guy. Come on.

541
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,752
On your feet.
Let's find out how tough you are.

542
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,152
l want to know how tough you are.
l'll give you the first punch.

543
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:08,030
Right here. Just take the first
shot. l'm begging you. Take a shot!

544
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,994
Just take one shot.
That's all l need, just one swing.

545
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,716
That's what l thought.

546
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,555
You're a gutless turd.

547
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,750
(Creaking)

548
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,113
A naked blonde walks into a bar
with a poodle under one arm

549
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,238
and a two-foot salami
under the other.

550
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,197
She lays the poodle on the table.

551
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:21,433
The bartender says, ''l suppose
you won't be needing a drink?''

552
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,158
The lady says...

553
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,875
Shit!

554
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,071
(Vernon) Jesus Christ Almighty!

555
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,434
(Crashing)

556
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,517
l forgot my pencil.

557
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,716
(Vernon) God damn it!

558
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,672
What in God's name
is going on in here?

559
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,153
- What was that ruckus?
- What ruckus?

560
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,959
l was in my office
and l heard a ruckus.

561
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,271
- Could you describe it, sir?
- Watch your tongue.

562
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,919
Argh!

563
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,398
(Vernon) What is this?

564
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,916
What is that? What is that noise?

565
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,998
(Andrew) What noise?
(Claire ) There wasn't any noise.

566
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,153
(Bender screams)

567
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,236
Was that the noise?

568
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,313
No, it wasn't. That was not
the noise l was talking about.

569
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,519
l may not have caught
you in the act this time,
but you can bet l will.

570
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,269
You make book on that, missy.

571
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:40,035
And you!
l will not be made a fool of.

572
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,159
- lt was an accident.
- You're an arsehole!

573
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,276
Sue me.

574
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,640
So, Ahab, kybo my doobage?

575
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,679
Yo, waistoid! You're not
going to blaze up in here.

576
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,436
(lndistinct)

577
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,677
Shit.

578
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,270
( Blues music plays)

579
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,392
(Johnson giggles)

580
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:07,431
(lmitates blues-singer's accent)
Chicks cannot hold their smoke.

581
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,034
Do you know how popular l am?

582
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:19,512
l'm so popular. Everybody
loves me so much at this school.

583
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,636
(Johnson) Poor baby.

584
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,552
Five.

585
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,229
(Claire giggles)

586
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,551
( Rock music plays)

587
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,116
Argh!

588
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:44,239
Mr... Mr Tearney.

589
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:48,712
A history of slight mental illness?

590
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,877
- No wonder he's so fucked up.
- Afternoon, Dick.

591
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,076
- Hey, Carl. How are you?
- Good.

592
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,470
- Good. What's up?
- Not much.

593
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,792
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. Just a little homework.

594
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,916
- Homework?
- Yeah.

595
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,875
Confidential files?

596
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:16,074
This is a sensitive
area and certain people
would be very embarrassed.

597
00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:19,277
l would appreciate it
if this could be something

598
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,079
that you and l
could keep between us.

599
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:25,038
- What will you do for me?
- What would you like?

600
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,714
- Got 50 bucks?
- What?

601
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,632
50 bucks.

602
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,716
No, no, man.

603
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,872
- You got a middle name?
- Yeah. Guess.

604
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,432
Your middle
name is Ralph, as in puke.

605
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,590
Your birth date is March 1 2th.

606
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,958
You're 5 foot, 9.5 inches.
You weigh 1 30 pounds.

607
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:56,798
Your social security number
is 04938091 3.

608
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,836
Wow! Are you psychic?

609
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,558
No.

610
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:08,238
Would you mind telling me
how you know all this about me?

611
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,990
- l stole your wallet.
- (Johnson) Give it to me.

612
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,116
- No.
- (Johnson) Give it!

613
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,755
- You're a thief, too.
- l'm not.

614
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,399
Multi-talented!

615
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,074
There's only two bucks
and a beaver shot.

616
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,630
- What?
- A nudie picture. lt's perverted.

617
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,553
Let's see it.

618
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,231
- Are all these your girlfriends?
- Some of them.

619
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:44,078
- What about the others?
- Some l consider my girlfriends.

620
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,357
- Some l just consider.
- Consider what?

621
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,034
Whether l
want to hang out with them.

622
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,397
You don't believe
in just one guy, one girl?

623
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,678
- Do you?
- Yeah.
That's the way it should be.

624
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,308
- Not for me.
- Why not?

625
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,149
- Why so much in your purse?
- Why so many girlfriends?

626
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,675
l asked you first.

627
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,991
l don't know. l guess l
never throw anything away.

628
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,755
- Neither do l.
- Oh.

629
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,151
This is the worst fake lD
l've ever seen.

630
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,433
- You realise you made yourself 68?
- (Johnson) l know. l goofed it.

631
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,956
- (Andrew) Why do you need fake lD?
- So l can vote.

632
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:32,030
- You want to see what's in my bag?
- No.

633
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:51,153
Holy shit! What is all that stuff?

634
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,039
Do you always carry
this much shit in your bag?

635
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,156
Yeah.

636
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,756
l always carry
this much shit in my bag.

637
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,228
You never know
when you may have to jam.

638
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:07,436
Are you going to be,
like, a shopping bag lady?

639
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:12,833
You know, sit in alleyways and talk
to buildings and wear men's shoes?

640
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:18,632
- l'll do what l have to do.
- Why do you have to do anything?

641
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:23,715
My home life is unsatisfying.

642
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,197
You'd subject yourself
to the dangers of the streets

643
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,590
because your
home life is unsatisfying?

644
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,115
l don't have to live in the street.

645
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:36,477
l can go to the ocean,
l can go to the mountains.

646
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,950
l can go to lsrael,
Africa, Afghanistan.

647
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:53,828
Andy, want to get in on this?
Allison says she wants to run away

648
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,390
because her
home life is unsatisfying.

649
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,710
Everyone's
home life is unsatisfying.

650
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:07,556
lf it wasn't, people would live
with their parents forever.

651
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,109
Yeah, but l think hers goes beyond

652
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,795
what guys like you and me
consider ''normal unsatisfying''.

653
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:17,157
Never mind. Forget it.
Everything's cool.

654
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:22,189
- What's the deal?
- No. There's no deal, Sporto.

655
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,794
- Forget it.
- (Andrew) Wait a minute.

656
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:31,195
Either you really want to
run away or you want people
to think you want to.

657
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,036
Eat shit!

658
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:39,868
The girl is an island unto herself.
OK?

659
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,429
Hi. You want to talk?

660
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,511
- No.
- Why not?

661
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,390
Go away.

662
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,711
- Where do you want me to go?
- Go away!

663
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,953
- You have problems.
- l have problems?

664
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,873
You do everything
everybody tells you.

665
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,271
OK. But l didn't dump my purse
out on the couch

666
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,874
and invite people into my problems.

667
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,676
Did l?

668
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,716
So what's wrong?

669
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:34,636
What is it?

670
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,992
ls it bad? Real bad?

671
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,157
Parents?

672
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,557
Yeah.

673
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:13,235
What do they do to you?

674
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,996
They ignore me.

675
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,598
Yeah.

676
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,391
Yeah.

677
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:31,795
What did you want to be
when you were young?

678
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,952
When l was a kid,
l wanted to be John Lennon.

679
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,909
Carl, don't be a goof.
l'm trying to make a serious point.

680
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,679
l've been teaching for 22 years.

681
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,830
Each year, these kids get
more and more arrogant.

682
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,991
Bullshit, man.

683
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:55,153
Come on, Vern. The kids
haven't changed, you have.

684
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,955
You took up teaching because
you thought it would be fun,

685
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,350
you could
have summer vacations off.

686
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:07,594
Then you found out it was
actually work and that
really bummed you out.

687
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,996
These kids turned on me.

688
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,552
- They think l'm a big joke.
- (Carl) Come on!

689
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:21,189
lf you were 1 6,
what would you think of you?

690
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:26,150
Carl, you think l give one rat's
arse what these kids think of me?

691
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,151
Yes, l do.

692
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:32,596
You think about this.
When you get old, these kids...

693
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:36,594
When l get old, they're going
to be running the country.

694
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,034
Yeah?

695
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:42,239
This is the thought that wakes
me up in the middle of the night.

696
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,757
That when l get older, these kids
are going to take care of me.

697
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,388
l wouldn't count on it.

698
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,831
What would
l do for a million bucks?

699
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,594
l guess l'd
do as little as l had to.

700
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,638
- That's boring.
- How am l supposed to answer?

701
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:06,316
The idea is to search your mind
for the absolute limit. Like...

702
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,073
Would you drive to school naked?

703
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,880
- l'd have to get out of the car?
- Of course.

704
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:21,192
(Andrew)
ln the spring or winter?
(Claire)
lt doesn't matter. Spring.

705
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,635
(Andrew) ln front or in
the back of the school?

706
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,314
- (Claire ) Either one.
- Yes.

707
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,436
l'd do that.

708
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:33,439
l'll do anything sexual.
l don't need a million dollars.

709
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,239
- You're lying.
- (Allison) l already have.

710
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,837
l've done
just about everything except
a few things that are illegal.

711
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:45,199
- l'm a nymphomaniac.
- Liar.

712
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:50,950
- Are your parents aware of this?
- The only
person l told was my shrink.

713
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,192
- What did he do when you told him?
- He nailed me.

714
01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,712
Very nice.

715
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:04,874
l don't think
what he did can be construed
as rape, since l paid him.

716
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,918
- He's an adult.
- Yeah.

717
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,435
He's married, too.

718
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:14,149
- Do you know how gross that is?
- The first few times...

719
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:17,756
First few times?
You did it more than once?

720
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:19,990
- Sure.
- Are you crazy?

721
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:23,197
Obviously,
if she's screwing her shrink.

722
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,430
Have you ever done it?

723
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:32,639
- l don't even have a psychiatrist.
- You've done
it with a normal person?

724
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:36,679
- Didn't we already cover this?
- You never answered.

725
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,839
l'm not discussing my private life.

726
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,151
- lt's a double-edged
sword, isn't it?
- A what?

727
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:47,118
(Allison) lf you say you haven't,
you're a prude.

728
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:51,068
lf you say you have, you're a slut.
lt's a trap.

729
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:56,030
You want to,
but you can't. Then when you do,
you wish you didn't. Right?

730
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:59,192
- Wrong.
- Or are you a tease?

731
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,558
- She's a tease.
- Just forget it.

732
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:08,077
- You're a tease and you know it.
- Only if
what she does gets you hot.

733
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:12,199
- l don't do anything.
- That's why you're a tease.

734
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,716
- Let me ask you a few questions.
- l told you everything.

735
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,350
Doesn't sleeping around bother you?
Don't you want respect?

736
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:23,957
l don't screw to get respect.
That's the difference between us.

737
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:27,669
- Not the only difference, l hope.
- (Bender) Face it, you're a tease.

738
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:31,594
- l'm not a tease.
- You are. Sex is your weapon.

739
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,433
You said you use it to get respect.

740
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,273
l never said that.
She twisted my words.

741
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:40,318
- What do you use it for, then?
- l don't use it.

742
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,916
Are you medically frigid
or is it psychological?

743
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,117
You guys are putting words
into my mouth.

744
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,874
- Just answer.
- (Johnson) Why don't you?

745
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:53,237
(Bender) Be honest. (Andrew)
Answer the question, Claire!

746
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,597
(Bender) Talk to us!
(All) Come on, answer the question.

747
01:06:56,760 --> 01:07:00,389
- (Bender) lt's only one question.
- No! l never did it!

748
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:07,953
l never did it, either.

749
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:12,996
l'm not a nymphomaniac,
l'm a compulsive liar.

750
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:19,674
You are such a bitch! You did that
on purpose, just to fuck me over.

751
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:24,789
l would do it, though.
lf you love someone, it's OK.

752
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,871
(Claire ) You're so weird.

753
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:32,239
You don't say anything all
day and then you unload
these tremendous lies.

754
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,870
You're just pissed off
because she got you to admit it.

755
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,235
That doesn't make it less bizarre.

756
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:42,439
What's bizarre?
l mean, we're all pretty bizarre.

757
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,592
Some of us are just
better at hiding it.

758
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,716
How are you bizarre?

759
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:53,671
- He can't think for himself.
- She's right.

760
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:58,869
Do you guys know
what l did to get in here?

761
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:03,312
l taped Larry
Lester's buns together.

762
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,440
- That was you?
- Yeah. You know him?

763
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,516
Yeah, l know him.

764
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,558
Then you
know how hairy he is, right?

765
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,234
When they pulled the tape off,

766
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,836
most of his hair came off,
and some skin, too.

767
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,911
Oh, my God.

768
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:25,756
And the bizarre thing
is that l did it for my old man.

769
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:32,839
l tortured this poor
kid because l wanted him
to think that l was cool.

770
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:39,598
He's always going off
about when he was in school,

771
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,070
all the wild things he used to do.

772
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:48,394
l got the feeling he was
disappointed that l never
cut loose on anyone.

773
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,875
So, l'm sitting in the locker room

774
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:57,474
and l'm taping up my knee.

775
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:03,313
Larry's undressing
a couple of lockers down from me.

776
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:09,913
He's kind of skinny.

777
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,469
Weak.

778
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:16,315
l started thinking about my father

779
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:19,438
and his attitude about weakness.

780
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,315
The next thing l knew...

781
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:28,553
...l jumped on top of him
and started wailing on him.

782
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:33,716
My friends just laughed
and cheered me on.

783
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,676
Afterwards...

784
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:43,551
...when l was sitting
in Vernon's office...

785
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:50,674
...all l could think about
was Larry's father.

786
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:56,113
And Larry having to go home

787
01:09:56,280 --> 01:10:00,114
and explain what happened to him.

788
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,193
And the humiliation...

789
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:11,275
...the fucking humiliation
he must have felt.

790
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,155
lt must have been unreal.

791
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:22,439
l mean, how do you apologise
for something like that?

792
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,836
There's no way.

793
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,832
lt's all because
of me and my old man.

794
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:40,076
God, l fucking hate him.

795
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:47,350
He's like this mindless machine
that l can't relate to any more.

796
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:52,555
(lmitates father) ''Andrew,
you've got to be number one!

797
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,589
''l won't tolerate any losers.

798
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:58,876
''Your intensity is for shit!

799
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,996
''Win, win, win!''

800
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,029
You son of a bitch.

801
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:10,878
Sometimes,
l wish my knee would give.

802
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:17,360
Then l wouldn't be able to wrestle
and he could forget all about me.

803
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:24,229
l think your old man and my old man
should get together and go bowling.

804
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,353
lt's like me with my grades.

805
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,193
When l step outside myself

806
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:37,352
and look in at myself, you know...

807
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,276
l see me.

808
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:47,756
l don't like what l see.

809
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,916
l really don't.

810
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:55,790
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you like yourself?

811
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:57,916
lt sounds stupid but...

812
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,952
Because l'm failing shop.

813
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:09,671
We had this assignment,
to make this ceramic elephant.

814
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:15,511
We had eight weeks to do it, and
we're supposed... lt was a lamp.

815
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:20,390
When you pull the trunk
the light was supposed to go on.

816
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,998
My light didn't go on.

817
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,469
l got F on it.

818
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,474
l've never got an F in my life.

819
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:34,679
When l signed up for the course,
l thought l was playing it smart.

820
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:39,436
l thought shop would be an easy way
to maintain my grade point average.

821
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,831
Why did you think it would be easy?

822
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:47,390
- Have you seen the dopes in shop?
- (Bender) l take shop.

823
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:51,394
- You must be a fucking idiot.
- Because l can't make a lamp?

824
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:55,269
No, you're a genius
because you can't make a lamp.

825
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:58,910
- Do you know about trigonometry?
- l couldn't care less.

826
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:03,039
- No trigonometry, no engineering.
- No lamps, no light.

827
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,715
So neither of you
is any better than the other.

828
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:09,030
l can write with my toes.

829
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,555
- l can also eat, brush my teeth...
- With your feet?

830
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:18,550
- l play ''Heart
and Soul'' on the piano.
- l can make spaghetti.

831
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:24,560
- What can you do?
- l can...tape
all your buns together.

832
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:28,349
- l want to see what Claire can do.
- l can't do anything.

833
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,478
Everybody can do something.

834
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:36,068
There's one thing l can do.
No, it's too embarrassing.

835
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:41,030
You ever seen
''Wild Kingdom''? That guy's
done that show for 30 years.

836
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:45,796
OK, but you have to swear to God
you won't laugh.

837
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,796
OK.

838
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:55,198
l can't believe
l'm actually doing this.

839
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,476
All right, great!

840
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,909
- Where did you learn that?
- Camp, seventh grade.

841
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:26,394
That was great, Claire.
My image of you is totally blown.

842
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:30,439
You're a shit! You swore
to God you wouldn't laugh.

843
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:34,752
- (Bender) Am l laughing?
- You fucking prick!

844
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,358
What do you care what l think,
anyway?

845
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,549
l don't even count, right?

846
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:47,714
l could disappear forever and
it wouldn't make any difference.

847
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:52,271
l may as well not even exist
at this school, remember?

848
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:58,910
And you don't like me, anyway.

849
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:03,517
l have as many feelings
as you and it hurts when
someone steps on them.

850
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:10,438
God, you're so pathetic.
Don't you ever, ever
compare yourself to me, OK?

851
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,558
You've got everything
and l've got shit!

852
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:18,510
Fucking Rapunzel. School would
shut down if you didn't show up.

853
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:21,274
''Queenie isn't here!''

854
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,591
- l like those earrings, Claire.
- Shut up.

855
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:27,320
- (Bender) Are those real diamonds?
- Shut up!

856
01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:30,995
(Bender) l bet they are. Did
you work for the money for them?

857
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,994
- Shut your mouth.
- (Bender)
Or did your daddy buy those?

858
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:38,436
- Shut up!
- (Bender) l
bet he bought those for you.

859
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:43,993
l bet those are a Christmas
gift. Right? You know
what l got for Christmas?

860
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:48,870
lt was a banner year at
the Bender family. l got
a carton of cigarettes.

861
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:52,555
The old man grabbed me
and said, ''Smoke up, Johnny!''

862
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:56,395
Go home and cry to your daddy.
Don't cry here, OK?

863
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:11,078
My God, are we going to be
like our parents?

864
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,196
Not me.

865
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:17,237
Ever.

866
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:21,439
lt's unavoidable.

867
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:23,556
lt just happens.

868
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,636
(Claire ) What happens?

869
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:31,635
When you grow up, your heart dies.

870
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:35,952
- Who cares?
- l care.

871
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,399
(Johnson) l
was just thinking, l mean...

872
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:45,633
l know it's kind of a weird time,
but l was just wondering...

873
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:53,193
What is going to happen on Monday
when we're all together again?

874
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,874
l consider you guys my friends.

875
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:00,112
l'm not wrong, am l?

876
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:04,592
- No.
- So, on Monday, what happens?

877
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:08,799
Are we still friends, you mean?
lf we're friends now, that is?

878
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:12,350
- Yeah.
- Do you want the truth?

879
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:16,153
Yeah, l want the truth.

880
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,276
l don't think so.

881
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:24,191
- With all of us or just John?
- With all of you.

882
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:27,989
- That's a real nice attitude.
- (Claire ) Be honest, Andy.

883
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,994
lf Brian came up to you on Monday,
what would you do?

884
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:38,235
You're there with all the sports.
You'd say ''hi'' and when he left

885
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:42,359
you'd cut him up
so your friends wouldn't
think you really liked him.

886
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:46,672
- No way.
- OK. What if l came up to you?

887
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:51,152
- Same exact thing.
- You are a bitch.

888
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:53,675
Telling the truth makes me a bitch?

889
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,434
No! But you know that's shitty

890
01:17:56,600 --> 01:18:00,912
and you don't got the balls
to stand up to your friends.

891
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:03,230
What about you, you hypocrite?

892
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,472
Why don't you take Allison
to one of your parties?

893
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:11,111
Or take Brian out to get high?
What about Andy? What about me?

894
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:15,398
lf we walked down the hall
together, your friends would laugh.

895
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:18,836
You'd say we were doing it
so they'd forgive you.

896
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,956
Don't talk about my friends.

897
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:26,399
You don't
know my friends and you wouldn't
condescend to speak to them.

898
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:32,715
Stick to things you know
- shopping, your father's
BMW and your drunk mother.

899
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:33,835
Shut up!

900
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,357
(Bender) And forget being
concerned about us walking
down the hall together.

901
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:43,116
lt won't ever happen.
Bury your head in the sand
and wait for your prom.

902
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:46,113
- l hate you.
- (Bender) Yeah? Good!

903
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:56,433
Then l assume Allison and l are
better people than you guys, huh?

904
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,477
Us weirdos.

905
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:02,435
Would you do that to me?

906
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:05,914
l don't have any friends.

907
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:10,072
- Well, if you did?
- No.

908
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:16,155
l don't think the kind of friends
l'd have would mind.

909
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:20,632
l just want to tell each of you
that l wouldn't do that.

910
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:23,789
l wouldn't and l will not.

911
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:28,998
Because l think that's real shitty.

912
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:34,029
Your friends wouldn't mind
because they look up to us.

913
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:39,278
You're so conceited, Claire.

914
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:43,672
You're so conceited.
You're so full of yourself. Why?

915
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:47,310
l'm not
saying that to be conceited.

916
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:51,359
l hate having to go along
with everything my friends say.

917
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:55,877
- (Johnson) Then why do you do it?
- l don't know. l don't...

918
01:19:57,440 --> 01:20:00,273
You don't understand. You don't...

919
01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:03,989
You're not friends
with the same kind of people.

920
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:08,551
You don't understand
the pressure they can put on you.

921
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:13,794
l don't understand what?
You think l don't understand
pressure, Claire?

922
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,633
Well, fuck you! Fuck you!

923
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,635
You know why l'm here today?

924
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:30,676
Do you?

925
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:40,114
l'm here because Mr Ryan
found a gun in my locker.

926
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:46,197
Why did you
have a gun in your locker?

927
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:48,316
l tried.

928
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:54,869
You pull the fucking trunk on it
and the light's supposed to go on.

929
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,876
lt didn't go on, l mean...

930
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,790
- (Andrew) What was the gun for?
- Forget it.

931
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,235
You brought it up, man.

932
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:09,116
l can't have an F.

933
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:16,473
l can't have it and l know
my parents can't have it.

934
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:23,788
Even if l ace the rest of
the semester, l'm still only a B.

935
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,428
Everything's ruined for me.

936
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,556
Brian.

937
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:38,871
- l considered my options.
- Killing
yourself is not an option.

938
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:41,998
l didn't do it, did l?
l don't think so.

939
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:45,076
lt was a hand gun?

940
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:49,437
No, it was a flare gun.
lt went off in my locker.

941
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,556
Really?

942
01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,550
lt's not funny.

943
01:21:57,760 --> 01:22:00,228
(Laughing)

944
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,956
Yes, it is.

945
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:15,673
The fucking elephant was destroyed.

946
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,876
You want to know
what l did to get in here?

947
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:26,875
Nothing. l didn't have
anything better to do.

948
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:35,632
- You're laughing at me.
- No.

949
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,756
Yeah, you are.

950
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,956
( KARLA DEVlTO:
''We Are Not Alone'')

951
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,070
Things look
clear in black and white

952
01:23:03,240 --> 01:23:06,994
The living colour
tends to dull our sight

953
01:23:07,160 --> 01:23:09,276
Like Dynamite

954
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,800
Just imagine my surprise

955
01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:16,475
When l looked
into your eyes and saw

956
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,835
Through your disguise

957
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:22,349
lf we dare expose our hearts

958
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,715
Just to feel the purest parts

959
01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:28,555
That's when strange sensations
start to grow

960
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,676
We are not alone

961
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,229
Find out when your cover's blown

962
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:37,915
There'll be someone
there to break your fall

963
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,436
We are not alone

964
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,875
Because when you cut
down to the bone

965
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:47,749
We're really not so different
after all

966
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:20,876
Brian?

967
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:24,991
- Are you
going to write your paper?
- Yeah. Why?

968
01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:30,794
Well, it's kind of a waste
for all of us to write our paper.

969
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:33,349
That's what Vernon wants us to do.

970
01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:36,876
(Claire ) True, but l think
we'd all say the same thing.

971
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:41,357
You just don't want
to write your paper. Right?

972
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,317
True, but...

973
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:47,550
- You're the smartest, right?
- Well...

974
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:49,676
We trust you.

975
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:54,272
Yeah.

976
01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,996
All right.

977
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:00,716
l'll do it.

978
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:02,632
Great.

979
01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:18,116
- Come on.
- Where are we going?

980
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,191
Come on.

981
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,316
(Claire ) Don't be afraid.

982
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:28,156
- Don't stick that in my eye.
- l'm not sticking it.

983
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:30,276
Just go like that.

984
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,716
Good.

985
01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:39,153
You look better
without that black shit.

986
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:41,629
l like that black shit.

987
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:46,959
(Claire ) This looks a lot better.
Look up.

988
01:25:55,240 --> 01:26:00,633
- Please!
Why are you being so nice?
- Because you're letting me.

989
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:10,751
(Door opens)

990
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:19,796
Are you lost?

991
01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,996
Cool!

992
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,158
Thank you.

993
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:22,076
- Why did you do that?
- l knew you wouldn't.

994
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:28,039
You know you said your parents
use you to get back at each other?

995
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:31,875
Wouldn't l be outstanding
in that capacity?

996
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,870
Were you disgusted
by what l did with my lipstick?

997
01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:38,758
Truth?

998
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,876
Truth.

999
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,268
No.

1000
01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:54,554
What happened to you?

1001
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:57,280
Why? Claire did it.

1002
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:03,877
What's wrong?

1003
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:06,508
Nothing's wrong. lt's just...

1004
01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:08,910
You're just so different.

1005
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:12,869
l can see your face.

1006
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:15,349
ls that good or bad?

1007
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:18,077
lt's good.

1008
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:35,830
- See you, Brian.
- See you, Carl.

1009
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,719
- See you next Saturday.
- You bet.

1010
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:45,109
( SlMPLE MlNDS:
''Don't You Forget About Me'')

1011
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:50,908
Won't you come see about me?

1012
01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:53,435
l'll be alone, dancing

1013
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,511
You know it, baby

1014
01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:59,229
Tell me your troubles and doubts

1015
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:03,154
Giving me
everything, inside and out

1016
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:07,635
Love's strange, so real in the dark

1017
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,916
Think of the tender things

1018
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,310
That we were working on

1019
01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:16,234
Slow change may pull us apart

1020
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:19,517
When the light
gets into your heart, baby

1021
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:25,312
Don't you forget about me

1022
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:29,349
Don't, don't, don't, don't

1023
01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:34,036
Don't you forget about me

1024
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:41,593
Will you stand above me?

1025
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:45,719
Look my way but never love me?

1026
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:47,836
Rain keeps falling

1027
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:51,310
Rain keeps falling down

1028
01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:53,710
Down, down

1029
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:58,110
Will you recognise me?

1030
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:02,273
Call my name or walk on by?

1031
01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:04,795
As the rain keeps falling

1032
01:30:04,960 --> 01:30:07,155
Rain keeps falling

1033
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:11,472
Down, down, down

1034
01:30:19,480 --> 01:30:21,994
(Johnson) 'Dear Mr Vernon,

1035
01:30:22,160 --> 01:30:27,234
'we accept that we had
to sacrifice Saturday in
detention for what we did.

1036
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:31,393
'But you're crazy to make us
write who we think we are.

1037
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:33,278
'You see us as you want to,

1038
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:37,069
'in the simplest terms and
the most convenient definitions.

1039
01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:41,631
'But what we found out is that
each one of us is a brain...'

1040
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:45,110
(Andrew) 'And an athlete...'
(Allison) 'And a basket case...'

1041
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:48,238
(Claire ) 'A princess...'
(Bender) 'And a criminal.'

1042
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:50,994
(Johnson)
'Does that answer your question?

1043
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:53,230
'Sincerely yours,

1044
01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:55,356
'The Breakfast Club.'

1045
01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:58,478
( SlMPLE MlNDS:
''Don't You Forget About Me'' )

1046
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:02,952
Don't you forget about me

1047
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:08,072
As you walk on by

1048
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:13,153
Will you call my name?

1049
01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:15,959
As you walk on by

1050
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:21,315
Will you call my name?

1051
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,995
When you walk away

1052
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:32,270
( J. JOHNSON and S. SPRUlLL:
''Heart Too Hot To Hold'' )

1053
01:31:44,680 --> 01:31:48,195
When you walked into the room

1054
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:51,079
l could see you were no fool

1055
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:54,398
ls that smile a sign for me?

1056
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:57,950
Only if my heart could see

1057
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:08,118
Will l make your body cry?

1058
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:11,433
Cry so loud you never weep

1059
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:15,149
ln the shadows of my life

1060
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:18,556
Can l take you home tonight?

1061
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:29,038
Oh, you were hot, too hot to hold

1062
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:32,749
Just a flame that burns my soul

1063
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:35,789
Hot, too hot to hold

1064
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:39,598
Too hot to hold

1065
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:42,755
Hot, too hot to hold

1066
01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:46,674
Just a flame that burns my soul

1067
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:49,798
Hot, too hot to hold

1068
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:53,713
Too hot to hold

1069
01:33:05,713 --> 01:33:06,713
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